Pick your favorite:
1. It's reported that Nick Saban will only dress 20 players for the Ohio State game. The rest will have to dress themselves.
2. What does the average Alabama student get on his SAT score? Drool.
3. What did the Alabama graduate say to the Ohio State graduate? Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?
3. What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Alabama campus? a Visitor.
4. What should you do if you find three Alabama fans buried up to their necks in cement? Get more cement.
5. What do a maggot and an Alabama fan have in common? They can both live off of a dead bear for 20 years