Now that they are retired, my mother and father are discussing all aspects of their future. "What will you do if i die beofre you do?" dad asked mom. After some thought, she said that she'd probably look for a house-sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age. Then mom asked dad "What will you do if I die first?" He replied "Probably the same thing"
I was walking in the park one bright sunny Sunday afternoon, when I noticed a little girl out walking her dog. As she approached me on the path, she looked about 9 years old, all dressed up in her Sunday best. Tuggin on her leash was a well-groomed terrier.
As we met on the path, I greeted her, "Hi there, my, aren't you looking pretty today and what a fine looking dog you have." "Thank you, sir" she said "And what a nice day this is isn't it? "Yes it is" I answered.
"My what a polite litte girl you are." "Oh thank you sir. My mother taught me to always be polite.
"By the way, what's your dog's name?" "Oh, sir, my dog's name is Porky, isn't that cute?" "well, it certainly is an unusual name for a dog. Why do you call him 'Porky'?"
"Because he fucks Pigs!"
Meh. 3 star.
What is the unladen air speed of the European swallow
that would seem the logical answer.
But if C is true you could be Biff Tannen rich.
Can't embed Birms tweet from work computer, but if you have twitter, check out his tweet on Brand Guidelines and look at the colors.
They are PMS 200, PMS 424, white, and black.
I am now doing nothing in the next 5 minutes except decide whether or not to downvote you.
Edit: I did it. I'm sorry, but not really.
edit 2: Changed to UV because I never saw writing in italics. Just the picture.
I don't get why we can't wear our NC uni's as our base uni.
And this has nothing to do with one-off alternate jerseys. I can live with those.
We won our NC's with gray sleeves. Switch to non-gray after 2005 season and make NC game the next 2 years and lose.
Make CFP and go back to gray sleeves. Win NC.
It isn't that hard people.
I think the answer to both questions is, no one cares
What is the unladen air speed of the European swallow?
Away from their wives. THe one going faster has obviously been married longer.
Need pictures to decide.
pretty sure that is a relic and not really used anymore. Chest compressions are apparetnly the shiznit and the way to go.
Yes I get the joke.
yeah except for that blue and yellow piss stain on one half of the field in that last picture.
Again, agreeing on the jerseys, but I've moved on to the fans in a black out.
It would make sense to go opposite Penn State's white out and we now have the perfect shirts to do it with.
Texas A&M after 9/11 was cool.
I'd rather not on the black jerseys too, but you'd have a problem with everyone wearing this on a black out?
It is really weird that they seem/are ok with this but would probably kill you for other sexual proclivities.
The world is a strange place. I've stopped trying to make it make sense.
I think you missed the joke Ramzy. Earle, below you got it.
Don't tell Harvey Updyke.
t's UH not Texas or Ohio State
because Ohio State’s secondary forgot how to play Prevent.
I thought they played Prevent quite well. Bama went right down and scored. Isn't that how Prevent is played? At least that is what I see happen anytime somebody does play it.
me too as it was my first thought. Just wasn't quick enough, what with actually having to work sometimes at work.