Why do I get the feeling the big Spring Game story will be the surprisingly astute play of Stephen Collier?
I thought "Dancing Kenny" was a lock for the first GIF...
Do yourself a favor. If you want the best homemade buckeyes you've ever tasted, use Ghirardelli chocolate chips. You can thank me later.
I'm not sure if you know this, but you are incredibly strong! Here's to staying clean! Good luck!
Sorry to see you go, Chad!
What many of us may not realize (myself included until just recently) is that not only does this move conclude a player's days on the field, it often signals the tragic end of a dream held since boyhood. As crushing as it is, it is, after all, only football. Make new dreams and have a helluva time achieving them, young man!
If, when caught, the bird claims it "just didn't know who to tell", we can always slap it with a 5-year 'show cause'.
Close. He has a pool of Manatees...