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Urban John Simon Meyer

Jackson, OH (via Jackson, OH)

Member since 16 September 2012 | Blog

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  • SPORTS MOMENT: First night game at the Shoe; Oct. 5, 2008. OSU vs. PSU. Even though it was a loss the 105,713 fellow buckeyes in attendance, my first College Gameday, and a game with my late older brother.

    It does not get better than that. Even with the loss. Absolute perfection.
  • COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYER: John Simon
  • MLB TEAM: Reds
  • SOCCER TEAM: Crew

Recent Activity

Comment 17 Nov 2014

Columbia actually has lower average lows in November through January than Columbus.

COLUMBIA, MO (All Temps in °F)

  j f m a m j j a s o n d
AVERAGE HIGH 38.5 43.9 55.2 66.1 74.5 83.0 87.6 87.0 78.8 67.1 53.9 41.1
AVERAGE LOW 20.9 24.9 34.0 44.0 53.5 62.8 67.0 65.4 56.4 45.0 34.9 23.7

COLUMBUS, OH

  j f m a m j j a s o n d
AVERAGE HIGH 36.5 40.6 51.1 63.5 72.9 81.6 84.9 83.7 77.0 65.1 52.6 40.1
AVERAGE LOW 22.6 25.0 32.7 42.6 52.2 61.5 65.5 64.1 56.5 45.0 36.1 26.8
Comment 17 Nov 2014

Oh, he didn't fall off the face of the Earth. He's now the athletic director at UNO (University of Nebraska - Omaha), an athletic department that doesn't field a football team. Very prestigious. 

Comment 16 Nov 2014

I actually caught myself thinking during that telecast that I'd rather have Beth Meeeyowins call our games than these two. The game itself was fairly interesting, but the announcing was just horrid.

Comment 12 Nov 2014

It won't let you italicize forum names, but there was definitely sarcasm there. It's only fair to point out when TWWL posts positive things.

Comment 12 Nov 2014

I couldn't believe it when i saw it accompanied by a sincere article. 

It never occurred to me that I may have been duck-season-rabbit-seasoned.

Comment 21 Oct 2014

I chose them as a secondary rivalry, though in reality I view them more of a tertiary rival. There is level one: ttun, then level two: Staee (or whoever is in the way of a B1G CCG, then the nits.

Comment 20 Oct 2014

heismanpundit.com, which went on hiatus as of yesterday because the guy who ran it now works for the Heisman Trust, had T.J. J.T. listed as number six.

6. J.T. Barrett, FR, QB, Ohio State

Barrett was off this past weekend.  As its stands, the redshirt freshman is on pace to have the best season for a quarterback in Ohio State’s long and storied history. It’s looking more and more like the Buckeyes will be 7-1 when they take on Michigan State in East Lansing. If Barrett continues to play like he’s been playing while leading OSU over Sparty and some of the other candidates in this race slip up, he might have a shot at being the third-straight redshirt freshman to win the Heisman. He’s currently on pace for almost 4,000 yards of offense and 45 touchdowns in 12 games. Beat Michigan State and he’ll be able to add to those numbers in the Big Ten title game. If Ohio State is 12-1 at that point and primed for a playoff spot, Barrett’s production could propel him to the Heisman.

Season Stats: 88 of 133, 1,354 yards, 66.2%, 17 TDs, 5 INTs, 186.3 rating, 276 rush yards, 2 TDs

Season Pace: 3,249 passing yards, 41 TDs, 662 rush yards, 4 TDs.

Comment 18 Oct 2014

FWIW here's the beat writer for NJ.com's  #hottake of tonight's action. 

Comment 18 Oct 2014

Sounds like something Jameis would say.

Comment 10 Nov 2013

What's really odd there is they are willing to take our defense coordinator to replace their OC. Just sad.

Comment 09 Nov 2013

It's a bit more than just some folks being too PC...

The end of the rant is a bit overboard, IMHO. 

That's why I have no respect for the players that went here, I have no f****** respect for you b****. I have no respect for you little quittin'-ass b****. That's why you got your ass kicked, quitter. That's what I call y'all, all little f***ers. Mother******, I don't need to respect you, I don't give a f*** about you, b****. There, it's true. I don't f***** care about complainers, cause you mother****** are quitters. Gotta get out mother*******. I don't give a f*** about you, b****.

Could care less. I respect football players, but I respect football players, mother******. But you ain't no football player, you little b****. You're a little f****** b****, that everybody laughs at over and over, because they know you're a f***** quitter.

Comment 09 Nov 2013

It's always you, it's never anybody else! It's you, it's you, it's you, and it's who you are. Just saying, it's you, you're never gonna improve, ever! You'll always be f***** up! And as soon as you get one and everybody else, you're gonna...(inaudible)

You're right I'm pissed.

(silence)

All comes down to having pride, period.

(pause)

So shower folks.

(pause)

That's what all I was pissed off about. How did so many kids go bad? I haven't been around players where so many go bad, so s***bird. I mean this is s***bird football! It's bad. As bad as I've ever been around, Jesus. Bad as I've ever been around. Just s***bird football. I've never been around players where you've coached the same s*** for months. I've never been in a place like that. Gotta coach the same s*** over and over. Gotta coach practice, gotta coach (inaudible), are you kidding me? (inaudible) Just once, and I gotta coach the same s***.

There's a lack of focus now. There's a lack of pride, is what that is. But more importantly, self-respect. That's what it really is; you have no respect for yourselves. Why should anybody else, if you've never looked at yourself and said, you know what, I'm not falling into that trap, I'm not (unintelligible).

That's why I have no respect for the players that went here, I have no f****** respect for you b****. I have no respect for you little quittin'-ass b****. That's why you got your ass kicked, quitter. That's what I call y'all, all little f***ers. Mother******, I don't need to respect you, I don't give a f*** about you, b****. There, it's true. I don't f***** care about complainers, cause you mother****** are quitters. Gotta get out mother*******. I don't give a f*** about you, b****.

Could care less. I respect football players, but I respect football players, mother******. But you ain't no football player, you little b****. You're a little f****** b****, that everybody laughs at over and over, because they know you're a f***** quitter. They know from the third quarter and halftime that you quit. If you wanna call it what it is. Do you know why it happens? Because you allow it to happen out here. You just come out here on Thursdays and f*** around, come out on Wednesdays and f*** around...

Comment 03 Nov 2013

Woody and Urban both are God fearing men. And I personally find it extremely ignorant, hypocritical and classless.

I'm pretty certain both of those fine gentlemen have used far, far worse.

I'll grant you ignorant and classless (while respectfully disagreeing- I'm fairly confident the usage was meant as humor). But how in the holy name of The Flying Spaghetti Monster do you get hypocritical? This is not a religious website in any way shape or form.