Wait wait wait... People actually get ARRESTED for smuggling booze into the 'shoe?!? I've been evading the long, booze-snatching arm of the law for years!
Cardale Jones - 92
Wtf....Am I reading The Onion?
What exactly does minutes per game have to do with 3 point percentage?
Tripping over your words a few times under the bright lights would be completely understandable for anybody, including a 20 year old (who is already quite familiar with speaking to the media, might I add). When Jameis speaks, it seems like he needs Rosetta's Stone in order to speak proper English. Different concepts.
Please note that I never said that I was not very highly amused watching his interview last night, it will likely be my longest-lasting takeaway - "We strong, den!"
"Son, that was a helluva play. Helluva play, that's exactly what we're looking for out there."
**Takes deep breath, looks deep into Jamal's soul with a steely glare**
"I do want to make sure you're aware that, while sacking the mighty Aztecs' QB in garbage time is a great sign, there are greater things on the horizon for you, for me, for Buckeye football. I need you to fully buy into what I'm saying. And in order to fully understand what I'm talking about.... TUNE IN TO 11W TONIGHT AT 8:00 FOR 9ROUTE'S EXCLUSIVE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!"
Leader in the clubhouse, right here... Awesome
They actually won the rebounding battle 35-20, not 36-32.
If you would have told me before the game that the Buckeyes get outrebounded by 15, and Iowa St. hits 12 out of 25 threes, I'd say that's a game we're probably going to lose. Glad we were able to withstand their run to move on.
Is it bad that I'd rather have my point guard on defense with me instead of my starting center for this drill?
...maybe not quite that old school. That's one creepy Buckeye!