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Todd-Not Boeckmann


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  • SPORTS MOMENT: My children jumping on my back and knocking me off the front porch into the snow and then making snow angels with them while singing The Buckeye battle Cry at the top of our lungs after beating Miami for the National Championship
  • COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYER: All Time: Chris Speilmann and Jack Tatum
  • NFL TEAM: Da Browns
  • NHL TEAM: meh. Rather root for the Crew
  • NBA TEAM: meh. anyone but the Heat
  • MLB TEAM: Da Tribe

Recent Activity

Comment 16 Jan 2015

I just laughed at Oregon.  I'm old school.  Football means toughness.  Football means kick the crap out of the guy you line up across from.  Oregon was in 2009 and still is in 2015 posers.  There wasn't anybody in those hideous silver uni's who played defense tough enough to deserve to wear the scarlet and gray.  And I laughed at those Oregon dillitants  The whole reason they have to run that hurry-up bullshit is because they can't just line up and play football.  So I just laughed at that crap.  (OK, I was drinking).

Comment 16 Jan 2015

If by payback, he means we went on TO A BOWL GAME and beat Alabama and then went on to WIN ANOTHER NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP, I'll take that payback every time.  Thanks for playing d-bag.

Comment 16 Jan 2015

If you know anything about the students and faculty at The Ginn Academy as well as its mission statement, then the press conference makes perfect sense.  If you have ever worked in the inner city with high school kids, then the press conference makes perfect sense. 

There are two ways to escape the inner city.  Education or the gangster life.  One, you escape from permanently.  The other you also escape from permanently, but with a shorter life span.  Its very important that these kids are provided role models.  Cardale does that.  Why anyone would not like that is beyond me and raises serious moral questions about them.

Comment 29 Dec 2014

Nothing to think about.  OSU already qualified for the playoffs while they suck.  Proving that we don't need them to be good.  I hate the implication that the Weasels are like some friend that makes us stand up straighter.  What?  tOSU isn't relevant unless "The Game" means something?  Eff that.  I'd rather look back on the game the way Texas looks back on their rivalry with Texas A&M, but be able to say, "yeah, I remember when The Game meant something.  But then the Weasels totally screwed that up."  Besides, why would I ever want ANY program to be a flagship for my conference when they LOST AT HOME TO EFFIN' APPILLATCHIAN STATE!?

Comment 29 Dec 2014

Totally, just totally disagree.  There's is nothing fun ever about playing them.  First, half the time, you have to travel to a shit-hole of a state and sit in a shit-hole of a stadium.  Then, while you are there, you have to deal with the largest collection of people who represent the only justification ever for Euthanasia.   There's nothing good about "The Game" except pictures of angry yet disillussioned fans.  Screw 'em.  (I can't say what I really want to say.)

Beat them so bad, and disillussion their fans so completely that they drop scholarship athletics.  Then, they can go the DIII route and we can hand off responsibility for the ass kicking to our real little brother Mount Union.  (Not the fake wannabe one UC)

Comment 28 Dec 2014

BAH!  Who gives a crap.   I don't want them to be relevant.  I don't want to give their fans any reason to come out from under all the rocks they are hiding under (because, clearly they must've been hiding since THE BUCKEYES STOLE THEIR ATTENDANCE CROWN!!!!!!!!).  I don't want to give their fans any reason to be arrogant again.  That loss to them in 2011 nauseated me.  The near miss in 2012 did too, until I pointed out to them that they just lost to the worst tOSU team Urban would ever have.

Demoralize them!  Force them back under their rocks!  Make them decide the money isn't worth it...drop schollies and petition to join the Ivy League.  (even better Get TURNED DOWN by the Ivy League go Div III and get their ass kicked by Mount Union!!!!!!

Comment 28 Dec 2014

Totally disagree.  In fact, why would we ever want a program that lost to Appalachian State ever be a flagship program of the big10?  They are an embarassment.  For the last 20 years, they've averaged more than 4 losses a year.  They're Iowa for cripes sakes.  And newsflash, we made the playoffs this year without them.

WE DON'T NEED THEM.  Sparty works just fine thank you.  And they're nicer people.

Comment 28 Dec 2014

Proof that we don't want them to ever, ever be good again.  Their fans collectively are just plain A-holes.  M-man and the occasional outlier not withstanding.  Screw em.  Once Mr. Vinegar breath realizes he can't close on the good ones like Urban can and he'll bolt back to the No Fun League where he belongs.  

Picture of Jim Harbaugh closing on Liam Eichenberg:

Comment 25 Dec 2014

I remember sitting in the shoe listening to the fans chant "Hairball.  Hairball"  Screw him.  There's no crowd noise rule anymore.

Comment 25 Dec 2014

I've always maintained that we don't need the weasels to be good again.  Hell, this year we made the playoffs while they fired their coach!  We need 2 or 3 B10 teams to be credible national powers.  PSU/WISC/MINN/MSU/MRYLD will do fine.

Having traveled to the Big OutHouse all through the Cooper years and listening to the arrogance of weasel fans, I hope Ohio State beats them so often by so many points that they give up, drop scholarship football and join the Ivy League.  Good Bye and Good Riddance.  GTFUOH.  One of my favorite images OF ALL TIME:

Comment 25 Dec 2014

My brother's best friend's sister's boyfriend's best friend's brother once had a drink with Lou Holtz's daughter.  SHEESH.  DON"T POST THAT YOU KNOW SOMETHING WHEN YOU DON'T.  

90% of the National media don't know personal crap about athletes.  Just look at the LeBron James narrative.  As a High School basketball referee in northern Ohio, I know ALOT of people in basketball.  Stuff tweeted/reported about LeBron by ESPN/NBA reporters was flat out wrong most of the time.  Anyone who knew Dru Joyce knew more than Steven A Smith.  BUT, I never posted anonymously that he was coming to Cleveland.  (Despite telling my kids he might be back in February of 2013)  

Again, point being Adam Schefter throws shit against the wall hoping something sticks and he can use it to add to his credibility.  Or STeven A Smith style reporting.

Comment 25 Dec 2014

See John Harbaugh tweet.  Unless OP's last name is Harbaugh, or is a stealth account for the weasel athletic department, he/she doesn't know shit.  

Pet Peeve:  Posting crap on the internet like one actually knows WTF they are talking about and are just trying to stir the pot.  Something I expect on places like Rivals or MGOBLOG or  BUT NOT ELEVEN WARRIORS!!!!!!  

Rant over.   Merry Christmas

Comment 17 Dec 2014

Really?  They are in the biggest game for this regime ever, he's a professional AND he has close personal relationships with his players.  And you're worried about whether he's focused?  Do you really have so little faith for Urban and his coaches?

Comment 17 Dec 2014

Why would you think there's any idea who it will be?  I could care less who it is now.  Worry about that after DJ's funeral.

Comment 27 Nov 2014

I was 12.  It was my first road trip.  I remember my Mom, Grandma Buckeye crying all the way to Toledo.  We stopped to eat at the old Miller's Restaurant there and I had to use the bathroom.  I remember the USC-UCLA game on in the bar which I had to walk through.  But the bar is dark and every stool holds a fan back from the game.  It was the first time in my life a saw so many grown men crying.  That's when the impact of what the game meant was driven home to me.

I hate them.

Comment 19 Nov 2014

"and dare I say perhaps a more accurate passer than JT."

Huh?????? Short term memory loss?  The question with JT from the beginning wasn't his accuracy.  It was arm strength.  Braxton had a bigger arm, but was less likely to hit a crossing route in stride.

Comment 16 Nov 2014

Bullcrap!  YOU are a FAN.  Handling the coaching of Jalin Marshall punt return issues is NOT and never will be YOUR job.  So observe that it was a negative influence on the scoreline.  Fine.  Valid observation.  But STFU with the booing (at games) and trashing (on the net) of these young men who represent our team, school and state.  As Grandma Buckeye used to say, "Cheer or shut up.  There is no other option."