I coach 8-10 year old and this is the same thought I have after every single practice... some moo moo wearing mother walks up and the following conversation takes place
Mom: why isnt little Johnny starting?
Me: did you watch practice? The ball is snapped and he behind the safety...
Me: He plays defensive end... Your son does not like contact much less football
Mom: He is the best player out there
Me: where is the bourbon.