Luther from Coach
Jim Lahey (I AM the liquor)
Luther from Coach
Jim Lahey (I AM the liquor)
Hang out with your wang out. or Chill out with drill out.
When I was leaving, I would say - I'm out like a fat girl in dodgeball.
I have more, but they are fairly vulgar.
My buddy does have a couple of pick-up lines that I have never heard before though.
Hey baby, wanna go home with me because my blow up doll is so old it has so much duct tape it looks like a hostage. Or.
Hey baby, wanna go halfsies on a bastard.
I know, I know, I will show myself the door now.
1978 King Cobra, 302, 4 speed, AC, and T-tops, (but had a blown motor). Bought it when I was 14 for 400$, never got to drive it. Traded it in on a 65 Falcon 2 weeks before I turned 16. Should have kept it and fixed the motor. The Falcon was pretty, but not very reliable.
I'm truly glad that this post was taken the way it was meant, I was trying hard to not sound like a weirdo/stalker. LOL
Glandorf is still there, hopefully you are talking about the Bombshelter (only the best pizza within 50 miles).
Congrats! I may not know you, but I am proud of you! Addiction is a hard thing. I have seen the depths that it can take someone. Like it was stated before, surround yourself with strong clean people and if you ever need an ear, let me know. God Bless!
I wish I could leave my job. I can't, but possibly my wife can. She has a medical condition that keeps her from being able to stand for long periods. She was taken off of work for two months and we just got a letter from her short term disability that she was denied. Which is whole other rant, like Lupus goes away. But anyway, I told my wife that she should start making authentic mexican dinners and selling them. I took an order for 100 dinners where I work. If things go well, we are talking about getting her a food truck to sell mexican food right off of the truck.
This one is a little weak, but I still snicker when I tell it.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel coming out of his zipper. The bartender sees him and says to him "Hey, do you know you have a steering wheel coming out of your zipper?" To which the pirate replies (in your best pirate voice) "Aye, it's driving me nuts".
An older couple were having trouble remembering things so they went to the doctor to see if anything could be done. They told the doctor their problem and he told them there wasn't really anything that he could do so he advised them to start writing everything down. Later that night, while watching tv together. The old man decides he wants a bowl of ice cream. He gets up and starts for the kitchen when his wife asks him where he is off to. He replies that he is going to get some ice cream from the freezer and she asks him if he could get her some also. He tells her yes and she says "you better write it down". He tells her that he doesn't need to write it down, and then she tells him he should because she wants chocolate syrup on hers. He tells her he has it under control. But she says " you better write it down, because I want nuts on it also. He tells her annoyedly "I got it, ice cream, syrup, nuts. No problem". After about 20 minutes and a lot of commotion from the kitchen, he walks over to her and hands her a plate with 2 eggs over easy, four slices of bacon and a nice sized helping of hash browns. She looks at the plate, then looks up at him disgustedly and says "See, I knew you would forget the toast".
Gallia/Beth you are both correct, XBMC was started as a media player, but being open source, it has evolved into what Gallia is using it for. I myself use MediaPortal for my HTPC.
Running up the score??? Really?? What did they want us to do? We already had our third string QB in.
I agree about puppies being shifty little animals, but the real danger is this
lots of good albums already mentioned, here's my .02$
Pearl Jam - Ten
Bush - Sixteen Stone
NWA - Straight Outta Compton
Black Sabbath - Paranoid
Metallica - Master of Puppets
The Cars - Self Titled album
Chevelle - Wonder What's Next
Cinderella - Night Songs
Depeche Mode - Violator
Disturbed - The Sickness
Motley Crue - Decade of Decadence
Offspring - Smash
Powerman 5000 - Tonight the Stars Revolt
Soundgarden - Superunknown
Static X - Wisconsin Death Trip (RIP Wayne)
still more than Winston, Lewan should move to FL, it's very lenient down there this time of year.
Before tonight, I was one of those that would rather have not seen Tosu go to the playoffs if it was a close win tonight. I think that there are some real powerhouses out there and if the Buckeyes were to go and have a game like some of our last ones with the simple mistakes, muffed punts, dropped punts, off sides at the absolute worst time, we were going to get beat and then we have to hear for another year about how overrrated we were. After watching tonights game, I want nothing more than to see Tosu go out there and prove themselves to be the best. If they have two more games like tonight, there isn't anyone in college, and probably a few in the NFL who can beat them. They loked absolutely amazing in all aspects of the game and I am SOOOO proud to be a Buckeye right now. O-H!!!
Converted my wife from Longhorn/Wolverine fandom. First year was a little rough, but after that, she is as big of fan as myself.
PS - plus she's hot too.
Wherever you go, don't go to The Hickory in Corunna. I usually like dark seedy hole in the wall bars. But this one is rough. Three fights at all times, all unrelated, and one of the fights is two chicks. It was so bad, my buddies wouldn't take me until I took my jersey off, plus they wouldn't let me take my car because it had Ohio plates. True story.
1928 = looks like "Iron Man", but I like em.
I see what you did there, bravo!
Got lost???? Which part confuses you on the roads, counting or the alphabet? I kid, I kid.
Sorry but the song made me want to gouge out my eyes and stuff them in my ears but I had to watch the video part.
This is pretty cool, I wonder how many of you I have crossed paths with. Grew up in Grove, went to high school in Pandora, lived in Ottawa for 15 years, and married a woman from Leipsic.
Without knowing your age I don't know the odds, but do you know anybody named Sharrits?