This made me laugh
-2-10 season, including clubbings against MSU and OSU
-DB is retained by the Board of Regents and a new president not wanting to rattle too many cages in his first year on the job.
-DB reaffirms his complete faith in Hoke by rewarding him with a 10 year, 80 million dollar contract extension. Hoke claps, then goes back to running another great week of practice with lots of competing.
-DB is given a lifetime AD appointment, and is given the new title of Supreme Athletic Overlord. His first order of business after giving Hoke his contract extension is to erect a golden statue of himself right next to the noodle. In one hand he holds an extra large Dominos pizza, and in the other he holds a jar with the collective tears of our entire fanbase.
-Beilein retires. We bring back Amaker.
That'd be rock bottom.