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Member since 11 August 2014 | Blog

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  • SPORTS MOMENT: 2002 Natty
  • NFL TEAM: My Fantasy Team
  • NBA TEAM: Cavs

Recent Activity

Comment 55 minutes ago

I purposely pull my pants all the way down to my ankles while at the urinal in hopes of making one of these lists. 

Comment 8 hours ago

In a past life, I was around before tat-gate and when ALL of the gray boxes were bad news, when everyone swooned at Elika and Sarah skullys, before HS were introduced and then when 1000 helmet stickers got you well on the leader board.  Point being, the Premium Lounge was not even built yet.

You can call me THE Highlander...or quantum leap.

Comment 10 hours ago

The premium lounge is real...and its spectacular.

I lost my virginity in the bathroom there - I was 28 and she was Purdue tuba player.

Comment 10 hours ago

A good one for Saban would be to rent about 150 dudes with trench coats that say NCAA and show up at his office and forcefully enter- battering ram down the door - repel through the ceiling tiles, etc - and tell him its a full on NCAA investigation on a slew of allegations.  Hidden cameras would need to be set up beforehand.

For Bert, it would be humorous to stock all of his refrigerators with Chipotle bags that say "Free Burritos" but in all the bags would be a foil wrapped fake burrito that was just dog shit and sand.

I would like to prank Jay Harbaugh by enticing him to bring a hand written note to meet a recruits girlfriend...and when he walks in, Chris Hansen is sitting there to bust his ass.

Comment 22 hours ago

Hope he's ready to go come the season opener. I want them full strength for their ass whoopin. I also want Brewer to pay for what he did last year...

Comment 23 hours ago

Thank you. 

But your facts are getting in the way of some noble martyrdom. 

Comment 31 Mar 2015

"Very nuetral tone" followed by "your needless defensiveness" equals LOLOLOLOL. 

Comment 31 Mar 2015

Exactly. Speculating on a kids health, career and/or life is a shitty thing to do. 

Thats why its not done. And that's why its left to the forums. 

Comment 31 Mar 2015

No doubt. Your membership dues entitle you to an explanation. You are owed answers. 

Comment 31 Mar 2015

Sabans daughter will beat the shit out of you when she finds out about this post!

Comment 31 Mar 2015

Well it's worked...there have been so many Harbaugh posts, without him even coaching a snap yet, and I cant fucking stand the guy.

If I ever see another Harbaugh thread on this site, it will be too soon.

This obsession is gross.  For the love of Woody, please stop!

Comment 31 Mar 2015

I once had 58 points, 19 rebounds, 12 blocks and 11 steals in a 5th grade basketball game!  This was 3 weeks ago and I'm 34 but we were a man down so I stepped up...

Comment 31 Mar 2015

Holy shiite, I almost forgot about guys like Lattimore, E Smith and Hubbard. We are going to ball so hard on fools. It's going to be hard getting complacent since we have so much talent on the depth chart that's going to be pushing to see the field. 

Hot dang, our practices will be more intense than games till late November.