Do you write for SNL? This is better than most of their skits.
If he's driving, then it makes sense to hit Knoxville on the way to Alabama.
That's a great idea. I'm not much of a beer guy, but the better the selection, the more likely I can find something I like
Saban will go down when he takes a vacation to Paris, and the French arrest him for treason, and escaping exile in Elba, which he thought meant Alabama. Then he'll raise an army, and the English and Germans will have to defeat him with superior line tactics, then exile him to St. Helena.
And that given the historical difficulties that the SEC has had with teams Seceding from it because of oversigning (look up the history of Georgia Tech and their most famous coach, Dodds), all conferences should have the same rules, shouldn't they? Because it just wouldn't be fair to exile
Napoleon Saban to Elba, would it?
SEC schools and Knowledge and Teaching don't often go together.
Camo cat. He knows what's up with the hardwood floor.
Personally I'm glad the U.S. didn't host the World Cup. All we need is team owners in MLS wanting to use public funds to host WCs and the Olympics. My Uncle lives in Atlanta, and as great as the Olympics was for their area, most of the infrastructure was already in place, and they are still paying for certain parts of it almost twenty years later.
All Urban can say is the character of the man he knew while he was coaching him. Not the man that McDonald or Hernandez is today, but the person that he coached, one of 100 odd players he had responsibility for.
Chocolate. Some studies ( Some of which have questionable validity) say that chocolate is more addictive than cocaine.
To be fair to DJ, I didn't even try Coneys with Chili until I was 10, and I was born in Cincy, and my mom's crave food when pregnant with me was Skyline (my dad worked for the Reds at the time, and the Skyline near the ballpark across from P&G, is one of the best)
And the AV guys don't count towards coaching staff, so have 10 of them standing by.
Matusmoto's Shave Ice is amazing, I'm glad they reopened (they were closed right after my cousin moved back to Hawaii in '14). Also, while you're in Haleiwa, check out Surf n Sea (neat surf shop my step grandfather founded it with a friend back in the early 60s, and sold out when he moved back to the mainland). And along the North Shore (you could easily spend two days up there on snorkeling alone), make sure to hit Sunset Beach, the Three Tables (you'll likely see sea turtles), Shark's Cove, and of course Waimea Bay. And while you're driving around the island, have a plate lunch, they are fantastic. Dole Plantation is amazing, especially the history of cane and pineapple on the islands. If you haven't ever been to Hawaii before, I would recommend a Luau at the Polynesian Cultural Center, and also the Bishop Museum is a must see to learn about Hawaii's development through the years (plus there's a huge whale hanging over part of it).
I think it's perfectly fair to trash talk another fan base about its delusional superfans that are annoying, as long as you also trash talk your fan base's superfans that are annoying. What comes around goes around after all.
Turn just got on there this month. It's about the Culper Spy ring in the Revolutionary War, and it's fantastically done, plus the actor they picked for Washington gets the gravitas of the role just right.
The other shirt I'd love to see would be: Bennett Destroying Melvin Gordon (the hit that caused the fumble), and captioned with: "Badger Season", then Steve Miller picking off Bama's QB, captioned by "Elephant Season", and followed by Bosa's hit on Mariota captioned by "Duck Season".
Next time I visit my childhood church, I'm going to have to ask one of the older gentlemen if he was acquainted with any of the Conley's in the Tuskeegee Airmen, because he was one of their mechanics.
And one of them should not be a 4 year old. I broke my dad's truck cap by letting it go too soon when I was 4.
"I misinterpreted the rules."
"How do I reach these kiiidddsss?"
The really important question is are we recruiting a WR and RB named Athos and Porthos? And a QB from the recruiting class the year after theirs named D'Artagnan?
It's the SEC, does anyone think they actually CARE about their Student Athletes at all?
My guess is that this was proposed and passed by Georgia Tech fans trolling UGA. Georgia Tech got out of the SEC because of their culture of oversigning and pay to play.
He needs to be banned from
Baseball Football, then have to beg Goodell's successors for reinstatement through the years because of the personal animosity those commissioners have for him.
Death, by Snu Snu!
Maybe he's British. They spell it that way. "Tea, Earl Grey, hot" for instance.
I am a fairly homely person, but man, it's amazing how ugly he is. His mom was Miss Sweden, and a model when she was younger (and from the crowd shots in the 2007 champ game, aged pretty well too), and his dad is a fairly normal looking guy who was a big time tennis player. I have no idea how that combination produces a child that ugly, but it does prove that genetics is odd.