Because I'd have a real reason to be bitter as a fan about two pairs of BCS and SEC titles. Oh, and we wrote this about him leaving for the second time at Florida, and may be one of the fifteen Florida fans on the planet who have no problem with someone looking at the thankless job of being our coach and sayin, "Nope, had enough." Ah! And have way more experience dealing with him than you do, having watched his every twitch for the better part of five years.
But no, you're right, Kyle. OH MY GOD YOU HAVE PEELED BACK MY SKULL AND SEEN INTO MY HEAD ARE YOU A WIZARD? STATE THE ORIGIN OF YOUR POWERS!