It's the circle of life and it moves us all to drink
Yeah someone on their team owes that dude an apology for not calling out that crack back. Brown ate that dudes lunch.
One thing we can all agree on...fuck *ichigan
This made my day. Upvote for you.
Yeah I'll take a large
This would actaullly work great for me this week because my high school has a playoff game Saturday night.
I'd leave your wife for Scarlett Johansson too. (I'm sorry I'm sure your wife is an amazing person and I meant nothing by this my sarcastic nature just gets the best of me)
So much young talent on the field today. The future is in good hands.
I was gonna say them as well.
If you like those wait til they roll out the all black ones.
Yeah they would have no choice but to put me on scholarship after seeing the way I run over the entire team to get to the bacon.
Comcast: I'll be honest there's a lot of people down here saying you don't have the stones.
Thats right! Go get youselves a place at the table young Bucks!
My beach volleyball skills rival that of Maverick and Goose.
Isn't it obvious. We didn't play Stanford football.
Why are dingleberries brown? Just the way shit is.
Yep. I died a little bit that day.
And probably be in a super bowl or two.
Kinda like 7-11. We're not always doing business, but we're always open.
Had to log in to upvote your comment. That's pure gold Jerry.
“DEATH BE NOT BORING: Spare me the mundane fade of natural causes, the gentle expire in the dark of night. Take me rudely, in a frantic gnashing of claws and canines in some far wilderness. Unlesh your vipers, your flash floods, your stampeding wildfires. Give me the awful clarity of freefall, the mad carnival ride of avalanche. Drag these well-used bones from the trail into one final glorious maelstrom of discovery – and while you’re at it, release the goddamn kraken.
I’ve lived well. I’ve adventured widely. I will not die poorly.”
Good luck brother.