Every time Ohio State beats Michigan.
- College Football Player: Anybody that helps Ohio State beat Michigan
- College Basketball Player: Aaron Craft and anyone who Aaron Craft likes playing with
- NFL Team: Aaron Craft's favorite team, or any team that doesn't have any Michigan players
- NHL Team: I know Aaron Craft hates hockey b/c he's smart, so I hate hockey too.
- NBA Team: Anyone Jalen Rose doesn't like, or anyone who will take a chance on Aaron Craft
- MLB Team: Cincinnati Reds
- Soccer Team: USMNT