Wifey and I had not been to an OSU football game since graduating 5 years ago due to the geographical and financial divide of living in Los Angeles. Miraculously, we were able to make it work at the last minute and flew to Columbus for the 2012 Purdue game. We all know how that was going. The unfaithful began filtering out, and at one point Wifey turned to me with a look of "I think it might be over" to which I replied "No way, God made it possible for us to be here today against all odds, it's not over yet. THIS MOUNTAIN HAS BEEN MOVED." And so it was. A few minutes later, Kenny had the team at the goal line. Go Buckeyes!
- College Football Player: Kenny Guiton
- College Basketball Player: Aaron Craft
- NFL Team: meh
- NHL Team: double meh
- NBA Team: triple meh
- MLB Team: Go Cubbies!!
- Soccer Team: U-S-A?