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Comment 11 Feb 2016

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Give it up, Michigan Man.

From carnivals, carnies, Ric Flair, creepovers, the cutting of 3* athletes days before NSD for his pseudomeritocracy, to fake satellite camps to "teach" 4* football players football, to him calling Michigan "academic frauds", your current savior has a difficult time selling his program without the smoke and mirrors, misdirection, nepotism, sleight of hand and just being an all around sleaze ball.  Frame it however you want, your guy is a less than desirable human being who is on a collision course with the NCAA. 

Enjoy your stay!

Comment 11 Feb 2016

In a laughable thread with ppl actually comparing NCAA bylaws governing a game, to the "business world", cause, you know, I took a business class my fresh yr, (what is the astute 11W commentariat going to erroneously compare and contrast next, the Uniform Code of Military Justice and the U.S. Constitution?  Good one and good luck)  JCLP once again drills a chest high fastball to the upper deck. 

Walk-off, game ending HR.

Come cross home-plate and receive your beating.

Comment 11 Feb 2016

Bob was definitely cut from a greater generation.  It's well documented that he volunteered for service immediately following the bombing of Pearl Harbor, but did so at the absolute pinnacle of his Hall of Fame career.  And this was back when baseball players - particularly the game's stars - were household names and A-list celebrities.  To put this is perspective, it would be like a Tom Brady or LeBron James volunteering for service today and giving up fame, fortune, mansions and hotties for four years while living off of MRE's and dehydrated eggs. Looool, Right, that would sooo happen.  Injury speculation aside, if Bob doesn't leave for WWII at the height of his Hall of Fame career, he finishes with around 335-350 wins. Those were very good Cleveland clubs.

Bob Feller had a poor season in 1950 - in his mind - and demanded a 20% pay reduction.  I can't even imagine an athlete today refusing $4,000,000.00 of his $20,000,000.00 annual salary without lawsuit, litigation and players unions crying about "money being taken" from so-and-so's family's mouths.  In any event, the Cleveland Indians were happy to oblige. 

He's a picture perfect product of the greatest generation and no doubt one of the most underrated members of the MLB HoF.

Comment 10 Feb 2016

I've watched this video a dozen times and it never gets old.  "Why do you prefer the hurry-up, but everytime I **** your smoking hot wife wife, she wants me to slow down"

"Pretty sure that was Urban Meyer"

Loool

Comment 10 Feb 2016

I haven't seen this many mad WolverWeenines since 42-13. And of course,  Mr ADHD Shawn L. Martin is one of the first to respond.  There are no dark enough recesses of the Internet SLM won't fight the good fight for his beloved UofM, 24/7.  

Comment 06 Feb 2016

The guy is a fantastic ambassador for tOSU.  So, anywhere he can both thrive as a player and rep tOSU to a large, national audience week in and week out would be perfect from a selfish perspective.  Dallas for both of those reasons is the singular team that comes to mind.

Comment 05 Feb 2016


The biggest one is the next one. That's where I part ways with a majority of the fan base.
 

Go to go with Brewster on this.  I despise those phony pricks as much as possible.But OHio State has moved on to much bigger things than issuing those dope their annual beat down and embarrassment on national tv.

Comment 05 Feb 2016

Funny, I didn't even realize that was Brad Pitt the first 87 times I used it.  

Comment 05 Feb 2016

Except for his Brad Pitt image. That's the only post of his I don't UV. Well maybe I did the first time, but not the tenth.

Comment 05 Feb 2016

I can see why you'd try to draw a parallel, but it's a weak one in my opinion. One was a town, scorned because an athlete left and the way it was handled.  Free agents leaving isn't unique to Cleveland, either.  Cleveland's circumstance just happened to be with one of the world's most visible athletes and in a very public, cruel fashion to a city already crushed in both it's sports psyche and perception of itself in general.

The other one with Harbaugh was also personal but on an entirely different level, a virtual nobody outside of football circles and certainly anonymous outside of the U.S, because it wasn't about him leaving.  It was about the public outing of Michigan and the cherished faux image its fan base clung to.  He criticized UM and it's handling of student athletes in very a specific manner and from his own experiences.  The reason the college football world ate it up and laughed at UofM, was because of the UM fan base and the completely misplaced, pretentious high regard they hold for themselves, their reputation and their new-aged, totally enlightened progressive finger waving at everyone else with the incessant but comical using of it's supposed vaunted academics as a fallback and piss poor excuse for shitty football.   Piggybacking on another superior school's reputation; "Harvard of the Midwest" probably didn't help stifle the laughter.

The only parallel I can reasonably conclude is one of forgiveness, I guess.  But the circumstancess to cause the animosity couldn't be further apart.  

Comment 05 Feb 2016

It was rich.  There was a forum or two where the Michigan commentariat were recalling their personal experiences with Harbaugh in AA, particularly after his DUI in 2005, accusing him of getting "plastered regularly" in whatever dives they frequented and obnoxious behavior he demonstrated like smacking the asses of waitresses and whatnot. Not just when he was a student athlete, but long after as a coach with other programs.  Was this group of scorned wolverweenies and what they were suddenly "remembering" true?  Don't know. I'm sure there was hyperbole in some of those claims.  But there was also some credibility given he was one of their own and had frequented many of the same haunts as some of them. 

EDIT: here's one of those links Borderline Michigan Men

Comment 05 Feb 2016

It's so awesome when they come here and tell us how f@cking good they think they have it.  That's really, really important to me that they do this - you know - keeping us updated on the state of affairs and how they feel and view things, because the Internet really doesn't have 15,000,000 places for wolver-weenies to tell Buckeyes how great life is as an annual doormat to the Big Ten and a 3-5 loss team each season. And how next year is going is to be super special!  And they're on an upward trajectory for the 15th time in 17 years.  And how "they're back", also for the record setting 15th time in 15 years..just go away.   We know where to find you guys. 

You're all over our time lines for starters begging for and seeking our approval.  So I'm purrrrdy sure we know where to find you guys for that blistering hot-take for your next festival of carnies or how the latest committed 3* to get axed was really "his mom's fault", mmkay?

Buh-bye now. 

Comment 05 Feb 2016
Who cares. Man I hate when scUM fans post over here.

I do too.  This is our home.  It's nice to come here and not have to stave off these dudes and listen to their hot takes at every turn. The rest of the web is inundated with wolver-weenies telling us how "they feel".  I'm pretty certain everyone here can find their way around the Interwebz if we're craving a fan's totally unique perspective on the state of Michigan football. This really isn't about sharing information though, this is really a thinly veiled attempt to tell your rival how "good" you have it.  Plain and simple.

It's like creeper's on Facebook that post all over their now ex girlfriend/boyfriend's page about how great they have it now, and how now they're suddenly "better off", yet continue to stalk and post. Daily. Hourly.

Please.  Save the crap.  I just hope this fan actually keeps his promise of returning to lurker status, next time he makes it again.

Comment 05 Feb 2016

I wouldn't be. I'm a fan of a program that's above that. And, you are too. 

I understand why he's climbing trees, having sleepovers, running around shirtless, and taking spring practice on the road. He's trying to unring a string of disastrous hires that have turned one of the proudest programs in America into one that sorely needs gimmicks. And that right there, is what I'd have a problem with. 

This stuff plays now. But, if he doesn't win, it won't be as beloved. When you're rich you win, you're eccentric. When you're poor you lose, you're crazy. 

Sometimes, when I'm home alone and I'm thinking about band camp, I find one of 3M's posts regarding UofM and I get turned on.  He hides the venom well, but it's there. 

Hawt.

Comment 04 Feb 2016

There was one on here a few days ago - the name eludes me at the moment - whose join date was 5/30/11.  I kid you not.  Coincidence?  You don't think he was here to gloat as OSU football was teetering on the precipice of being reduced to rubble, do ya?  On a lighter note, the poor feller was probably all warm and giggly inside and had no idea the magnificent shit storm for Michigan that that day was about to play a pivotal role in.

Ha!

Comment 04 Feb 2016

And jokes and snark aside, if I were a Michigan fan and seeing what we've seen thus far from their current savior - satellite camps "to teach kids football" who happen to be 3*/4* recruits in areas you're trying to crack, the cutting loose of players you've already offered and have committed, the "look how hip and zany I am" by having wild-n-crazy sleepovers in contrast to my sulky, "f@ck-you", emotionally distant behavior during interviews (of course being a sulky prick isn't illegal but lends some insight to true character), the creating of jobs for every parent or high school coach of a 4* athlete, I'd be more nervous than a virgin on prom night if I heard the NCAA was sniffing around.

Comment 04 Feb 2016

 he is a "game changer" for the program.

So was Peppers.  So was Shane Morris.  So was Derrick Green.  So was DaShawn Hand (lol?), So was Devin Gardner once moved to QB. Their offseason, lofty predictions never end.  We'll hear it again this year.  Rinse.  Repeat.  

Comment 04 Feb 2016

Gary himself, will likely be as advertised. Or at least close.  But I'm sooooo hoping Momma Gary is whom we think she is and this becomes a reality show type relationship with Harbs and the old Gary clan.  It certainly has that vibe to it; from the limo, to the clowns juggling rubber balls, to Harbs pretending to be surprised when Gary committed, to super b-list celeb Ric Flair (lol). 

"Why isn't Rashan starting, mother f******!"