^ Just bought in to the pyramid scheme.
Urban is going to treat Blacksburg like Rome treated ancient Carthage. Sack the city, burn it to the ground, and then salt the earth to make sure their shit don't grow no mo'.
This one from OldGregg in the Deadspin comments had me dying:
Commentators later added that Hayes has a flashy, naturally-gifted vocabulary, in contrast to his gritty libraryrat teammates.
Baylor joins them. Poor showing by the Big 12 so far after they've been considered the top conference all year.
Can I enjoy it with my black friends too?
I would gladly pay double the price if you guys could print me one in a 2X Tall. These normal length shirts turn into belly shirts on me.
Pick every team with a 1, 2, 3, or 4 seed to win at least two games and reach the Sweet 16. If upsets happen here, they are exceedingly rare and hard to predict. Advance those 1 seeds an additional round to the Elite 8.
Pick one 12 seed to upset a 5 seed, one 11 seed to upset a 6 seed , and at least one 10 seed to upset a 7 seed. Don't pick those teams to win more than two games though. They usually get bounced out in the Sweet 16 round.
Once things get to the Elite 8 and beyond, it is perfectly acceptable to pick some upsets (3 seeds and 4 seeds can and often do upset 1 seeds or 2 seeds). Don't put anyone below a 4 seed in the Final Four (unless it's Michigan State because Izzo is a fucking wizard).
Pick Kentucky to win it all.
The selection committee loves manufacturing potential side stories. If, and that's an enormous if, they get by VCU, that puts Ohio State and That Matta against Arizona and his former assistant Sean Miller. Rematch of the 2013 Sweet 16 matchup that the Buckeyes won.
Kaylee from Firefly. Mechanic. Fixes all our vehicle needs.
Elliot from Scrubs. Doctor. Every team needs a doctor.
Thirteen from House. Doctor. Everyone who has played Oregon Trail knows you need two doctors.
Lana from Archer. Spy/Guns. Can scout out and infiltrate other groups. Recruit them or steal from them.
Molly from Fargo. Deputy Sherriff. Keeps her cool in dangerous situations.
Omar from The Wire. Guns. He robs drug dealers. Think he's scared of anything?
Boyd Crowder from Justified. Explosives. Surely will come in handy.
Philip from The Americans. Spy/Guns. Can scout out and infiltrate other groups. Recruit them or steal from them.
Robert Irvine from FoodNetwork. Chef. I'll be damned if I'm eating bad food.
Castle from Castle. Entertainment. Lots of downtime. He's a writer and a joker.
Does that make us the Night's Watch? I'm ok with this.
More than 5 years. Less than 10 years. That would give him an 8-12 year career at Ohio State.
Wow. Nice shots. Throw up a link if you have your full portfolio online. I'd be interested in seeing them.
As long as we're not an 8 or a 9 (and staring down a 1 seed in the 2nd Round), I don't really care where we're seeded. Anywhere else gives us a decent chance to make it to the Sweet 16, and that might be this team's ceiling this year.
I thoroughly enjoyed the first season of Fargo last season. It is in the discussion for my favorite season of any show. If you like dark comedies, you'll love Fargo. I hope they can retain the quality as they shift gears with the subject matter and cast next season.
Justified, True Detective, The Americans, and Luther are favorites of mine as well.
The Wire, Breaking Bad, and Game of Thrones don't need to be repeated by me, but they're all fantastic.
Do people continue using that photo of Hancock because they don't like him? There have to be better photos available of the guy. I feel like you're trying to subliminally influence the audience by using this shot where he looks like he belongs next to Palpatine.
Give the 4-team setup a shot for a few years. We just won it all.
It is worse in my opinion. Sure the nut shot is more painful, but it's almost always temporary. If you seriously injure your eye, that shit is forever.
Let me tell you. If that son of a bitch did that to me (after doing it 3 times already this season), then I hope he brought his mouth guard because we are fighting. I don't care about ejections/suspensions. This guy deserves to get his ass beat. You don't jeopardize a person's vision without any consequences.
2 final fours since his hiring in 2004 and that horrible loss to Florida in 2007
Two Final Fours in 10 years is remarkable for any school not named Kentucky, Kansas, Duke, or UNC.
I know at one point Heurman had the highest vertical
How could you not include a reference to Dilly Bar Dan in his debut outing?
I know recruiting is all about massaging the egos of these teenagers, but I imagine they were trying to point out that the kid was being presented with a great opportunity to attend a highly rated university that, without football, he wouldn't have the grades to being accepted in to. That's no great flaw in him. The truth is the vast majority of high school seniors don't have the grades to be accepted.
Can't believe I'm defending TSUN on this one, but the kid seems like he doesn't really do a lot of honest self-evaluation (another common trait he shares with most high school seniors).
Still funny though.
Gordon be like