It's a simple question, Norm. If you were a hot dog, and were starving, would you eat yourself? I know I would. First I'd slather myself in brown mustard and relish. I'd be so delicious. So would ya?
If you were a hot dog and were starving, would you eat yourself?
We're both here.
Cannibal! The Musical
How has the Mighty Ducks not been mentioned? D2? Gordon Bombay can't believe this nonsense.
As long as internet porn doesn't get engaged, I think I'll be alright
Norm MacDonald's moth joke or "The Aristocrats"
Urban: There's two kinds of people in this world: Those who get stomped on and those who do the stomping.
Franklin: Where'd you come up with that theory?
Urban: That famous guy said it. What's his name? Uh... Oh, yeah: Jesus!
That was a long night, it was awesome to get the positive news the next day.
My mom said I'm #6 on her leaderboard. She's not getting a birthday present.
I definitely remember 311. I just couldn't not write that.