Norm MacDonald's moth joke or "The Aristocrats"
Urban: There's two kinds of people in this world: Those who get stomped on and those who do the stomping.
Franklin: Where'd you come up with that theory?
Urban: That famous guy said it. What's his name? Uh... Oh, yeah: Jesus!
That was a long night, it was awesome to get the positive news the next day.
My mom said I'm #6 on her leaderboard. She's not getting a birthday present.
I definitely remember 311. I just couldn't not write that.
"I remember when we were cool" - 311
I think the best part is the guy from Fox Sports quoting Save the Hooker.
Lagavulin...the official drink of Ron Swanson. You are doing things right.
Saban's office chair is a #2 pencil
Ace of Base saw this sign
Saban runs the One Direction fan club
Whistle Pig Straight Rye
I might take a 0fficial to ohio state this weekend— HOLLYWOOD HOLLAND (@holland_jeffery) September 5, 2014
I run your fan club.
If Tebow got hired, I would actually follow college football less.
Hoke: "If you had to pick, who would you rather be...the Cookie Monster or the Hamburglar?"
Dantonio: If I make a pick it'll only start an argument. When does this game start?
Hoke: "Waddya say, loser treats the winner to a Crave Case after the game?"
Dantonio: I'm going nowhere with this guy. He smells like Ke$ha looks
I live in Boston, downstairs at Game On is where I usually end up.