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Page Turner

Zeeland, _I (via Salem, OZ)

Member since 13 December 2013 | Blog


  • NFL TEAM: Browns
  • NHL TEAM: Bluejackets
  • MLB TEAM: Tribe
  • SOCCER TEAM: Chelsea FC

Recent Activity

Comment 17 Nov 2016

I would say after the first of six PATs, no FG will be needed.  Unfortunately UFM would be chewing on his backside for the remainder of the game.  Buckeyes act like they have won before, and know the will win again.

Comment 27 Sep 2016

Caught a couple minutes of Fox Sports yesterday.  Skip Bayless, of all people, presented an interesting case for the Mad Hatter. I won't rehash it here, but the case was compelling.  Plus, unless the coach is a complete asshat, a la Art Briles or Bobby Petrino, a mid season terminatin helps no one.  The LSU course was set when Miles and staff returned for this campaign.  Hard to believe that one, William T Sherman was the university president when the opportunity to aid another Buckeye, U. S. Grant, and save the Union, presented itself.  You can look it up.

Comment 26 Sep 2016

Fighting early onset after 28 years in the cesspool up north, I seem to recall Saban was the buddy of another assistant that violated the do not talk to the media/prvovide bulletin board fodder.  Saban split the Capers/Carroll duo.  BTW, the only time he has been fired.

Comment 24 Mar 2016

An SI article about JC many years ago got me on the World Cup bandwagon, though very small in the US, at that time.  RIP

Comment 07 Feb 2016

Saw a sports talk show a few years back, the guests were Billy Sims, Herschel Walker, Desmond Howard, Bo, and the last one escapes the memory.  When asked who the best was, they all said Bo.

Comment 04 Feb 2016

Native Buckeye, been here since 1988, now living about 18 miles sw.  The red haired girl, a native of Long Island, lives in GR and, without fail, after a night out (play, symphony, sporting event), one of us remarks that there are far worse places to live.  Equidistant to the "D" and Windy, plenty of outdoor activities, great family area as well as for singles.  Not sure if they still do, but a Buckeye group used to have a standing reservation at BW3 on game day.  More Bucks here than one might imagine.  Snowfall increases the closer you get to Lake _ichigan. 

Comment 14 Jan 2016

Chowderheads that ask the cashier a question while you are being waited on.

knuckleheads that are late for a concert, game, etc, needing to get past you for their seat.  Normally evokes a, "did you ask for a watch for your birthday?"

Comment 08 Jan 2016

Saw an item on the 12/31 edition of with an auburn fan detailing 15 ways to troll a bama inbreed.  Good stuff but nothing like the 11w crew.

Comment 01 Jan 2016

Sparty dodged a few bullets along the way, including a struggle against a good, not great Hawkeyes team.  They took advantage of the mistakes and weakness of others.  Remember, if not for a fumbled snap, The Game would have been for the BIG East title.  If I recall, the Tide had five to's in their loss.  With three weeks prep no way Saban would allow that to happen again.  IMHO the two best teams will be playing for the NC.  A big win against the Irish will still put the Bucks into the top four.

Comment 31 Dec 2015

Beat ND and jump the Sooners and Sparty, still #3.  Pretty good all things considered.  If ND is thoroughly defeated and the NC is a blowout, #2 is a possibility. 

Comment 26 Dec 2015

Floor mats for the Passat, garden flag, license plate frame, license plate, decal, another hoody.

Comment 04 Jun 2015

Was watching a softball game many years ago when the large gentleman was pointed out and introed as Bevo Francis.  Although not recognized by the ncaa he also scored 100 in a game - twice.  

RIP big fella.

Comment 06 May 2015

1 -  This is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun made and will blow your head cleeeean off.

2 - What the ichigan is this?  A jelly doughnut!  Or any of several Gunny lines from Full Metal Jacket

3 - Clark W. Griswolds epic rant in Christmas Story.

Comment 09 Apr 2015

People's republic of ann arbor.  One of the few places in the world where the wind sucks and does not blow.