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Minneapolis, MN (via Akron)

Member since 23 January 2012 | Blog

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  • SPORTS MOMENT: Live was during the Fiesta Bowl win over Notre Dame, watching Ted Ginn lined up in single coverage and presnap predicting the ensuing touchdown.
  • COLLEGE BASKETBALL PLAYER: Lawrence Funderburke
  • NFL TEAM: Browns until Satan moved them, now NY Jets (wife)
  • NHL TEAM: (crickets)
  • NBA TEAM: Cavs
  • MLB TEAM: Indians, but don't really care
  • SOCCER TEAM: Any EPL team, their passion is contagious

Recent Activity

Comment 12 hours ago

Amen, sista. The smug fan base is intolerable. 

Comment 12 hours ago

Breaking in a new directional kickoff guy. Not looking forward to the momentum killing kickoff out of bounds. 

Comment 19 hours ago

A string walks into a bar. Bartender looks up, frowns, and says "I'm sorry, we don't serve strings here." String turns and leaves. Walks outside, does a couple of spins and shakes, and walks back inside. Bartender looks up, says "hey, aren't you that string that was just in here?"

"I'm a frayed knot."

Comment 19 hours ago

Pretty sure he broke his leg at some point. 

Comment 23 hours ago

Trick question. With this year's team, no loss is an upset. Any given night they can run with the big dogs or get run out of the gym by the ankle biter dogs.

Comment 02 Mar 2015

Really wish he'd copyrighted the "nobody touched me derp fumble epic fail" before Dolodale got a chance to make use of it.

Comment 02 Mar 2015

"That's what I love about these UH girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

Comment 02 Mar 2015

Plus a Sugar Bowl victory and the corresponding revelry, if you timed it right!

no joke on the food, though. Not many places you can eat the worlds best: fried chicken, po boy, jambalaya, and gumbo, all in the same day. I'll be returning for sure. 

Comment 02 Mar 2015

Haven't you guys learned from Back to the Future at all? I already see the picture of Zeke salmoning starting to disappear. He's just a salmon filet already. 

Comment 02 Mar 2015

Favorite places not on a beach: Paris, London, Prague, Barcelona (I guess this one is a beach, too, but that's it why you go), and Ireland (not Dublin, the rest is awesome).

best beach vacations: Turks, St Johns/St. Thomas, Hawaii, Jamaica. 

Hiking in Acadia, the Grand Canyon, Big Sky. 

Man that was fun

Comment 01 Mar 2015

Maybe he can't post it because he's suspended/banned for being in permanent violation of the "no troll" rule. Makes you think, as our Skully author extraordinaire would say. 

Comment 28 Feb 2015

Yeah I looked for a national championship game version over there and didn't see it. Probably deleted it the moment we started rolling. I'm all for schadenfreude, and that was about as good as it comes. My personal fav, after Spencer TD pass:

"so I guess the entire OSU roster would start at QB for us"

Comment 28 Feb 2015

If you count "turbo through as many episodes as possible between my wife falling asleep and some ungodly AM hour when I realize I have to go to work in less than 3 hours", then: Breaking Bad, the Wire, Marco Polo, John Adams, Boardwalk Empire, OSU 2014-15 NC season. 

Comment 28 Feb 2015

When does 11W start filming the Premium Lounge reality show, again? My DVR is holding 6% memory for the first 3 episodes. 

Comment 28 Feb 2015

I know it's on slightly related, but can someone post the link of the mgoblog live thread from the sugar bowl? I need to wash down this laughter with some of their tears. 

Or I can use the search function, I guess. 

Comment 28 Feb 2015

Reminds me of the villain's monologue from Skyfall. "Except now they eat rat."