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  • SPORTS MOMENT: being in the student section as a sophomore at OSU for the 2002 version of "The Game"

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Comment 28 Jul 2015
Best of luck to Epitropoulos, who I assume is a living trojan horse operating at the behest of Urban Meyer.
Comment 28 Jul 2015

I'll summarize for those who couldn't hang with the entire piece:

We have one player who people know by name:  Peppers.  He saves the day and we win more games that we are supposed to win, including an upset of Ohio State - just like in 1969.  TTUN football is back, baby.

Comment 27 Jul 2015

Good point, BroJim.  I was sort of wondering the same thing.  However, I don't want to spend too much time there for 2 reasons:

1. Facts ruin good jokes every time; and

2. It saddens me to think that I missed my calling as a rich person crazy ass hat designer.  It's like "Here madam duchess of wherever the hell you're from, it's a pile of bullshit my drunk dog dragged in from the bean field my latest contemporary design - it highlights your importance in matters of state."

Comment 27 Jul 2015

The MODS make take our (digital) lives...... but they'll NEVER take our GIIIIIFFFFFFSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

Comment 27 Jul 2015

6. Do you consent to being filmed while engaged in sexual activity?

6.a. Do you agree to look into the camera and give verbal consent before each sexual activity of the evening?

6.b. Do you agree to bring along a friend to verify your level of intoxication and whether your behavior is within the range of normal?  Does she agree to also give verbal indications of your level of consent to the camera?

Comment 27 Jul 2015

In all seriousness, how do you evaluate whether the young lady you're with has more or less to lose than you do?  Do you just take a form around with you when you speak with women?  Hold on ma'am, I'm going to need you to fill out this form first?

1. Are you rich?

2. Are you likely to become a professional athlete?

3. Would your family/faith community disown you if you became pregnant?

4. Do you agree to use contraceptives at all times during our interactions?

5. Do you consent to any and all sexual activity for the remainder of the evening?

Comment 27 Jul 2015

I feel like this is what it's like to lose some horrible contest.  Imagine that you were a guy and you were drawing random women from a hat and that was the one woman you'd have permission to sleep with.  Everyone ahead of you in line is drawing all of these beautiful young women and when you get there you draw .... Hillary Clinton.  It's like winning the Showcase Showdown on the Price is Right except instead of a new car you get an all expense paid trip to your choice of South Sudan, Tehran, or Siberia.  The inside of Saban's head must be a truly awful place.

Comment 27 Jul 2015

While I have no empirical evidence, I'd bet that most recruits are not emotionally/mentally equipped at age 16-18 to handle the modern recruiting process in a healthy, positive way unless they are surrounded by really good adults who have the student's best interests at heart and not their own agenda.  I also think that most (if not all) of those recruits come into school with a big ego. To me, selecting the right recruits based in part upon mental makeup and coach-ability is one of the many geniuses of Urban Meyer.  I believe Urban tries to find the kids who are ultra competitive and who don't expect everything to be handed to them. 

Comment 27 Jul 2015

It's a shame that Saban stayed put.  Do you remember how sweet the Alabama tears were last year when we beat them in the playoffs?  Can you imagine how much more sugary sweet those tears would have been had Saban left the program first?  My mouth is puckering up a little bit just thinking about it.