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  • SPORTS MOMENT: being in the student section as a sophomore at OSU for the 2002 version of "The Game"

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Comment 44 minutes ago

Whoever figures out a cheap way to remove salt from ocean water might be the world's first trillionaire.

Comment 18 Apr 2015

Among the laundry list of reasons that I'm not an NFL executive ..... the thought of drafting Famous Jameis #1 overall and paying him a dump truck load of cash with all this shit swirling around would absolutely drive me crazy.  He could be the best quarterback in the world and it would still bother me.

Comment 16 Apr 2015

I'm not the biggest stop girl fan in the world, but c'mon man ....

Comment 16 Apr 2015

Where did you get such a good deal on a wife?  In my experience, wives cost far more than $350.

Comment 16 Apr 2015

Ask the 'Ol Ball Coach.

Comment 16 Apr 2015

That post took a turn I wasn't expecting. 

Thank you for your service to our football team?  I guess.


Comment 16 Apr 2015

Been there done that.  It sucked, but it wasn't the worst thing ever either.  The worst part (IMO) was smelling the burnt flesh when they're soldering the inside connectors in your nuts.  I timed it for the first Friday of March Madness - frozen peas were my friend.  I was back to a normal routine after about 24 hrs.  Pleasantries took a little longer, but not ridiculous.  There's an awkward moment a few weeks later when you have to take a, ahem, "specimen," into the hospital for analysis to make sure you're sterile.  Walking in and handing that cup to the nurse is a little uncomfortable.  It's like .. how much do you put in there?  If it's too much will they think you're a perv?  If it's not enough will they think you're not a man?

Comment 16 Apr 2015

I prefer shutup girl to stop girl: