Whoever figures out a cheap way to remove salt from ocean water might be the world's first trillionaire.
Cavs playoffs; Tribe baseball.
Among the laundry list of reasons that I'm not an NFL executive ..... the thought of drafting Famous Jameis #1 overall and paying him a dump truck load of cash with all this shit swirling around would absolutely drive me crazy. He could be the best quarterback in the world and it would still bother me.
Dear Wisconsin Fans,
I'm not the biggest stop girl fan in the world, but c'mon man ....
This is all I can come up with, Oyster...
Where did you get such a good deal on a wife? In my experience, wives cost far more than $350.
Ask the 'Ol Ball Coach.
That post took a turn I wasn't expecting.
Thank you for your service to our football team? I guess.
Been there done that. It sucked, but it wasn't the worst thing ever either. The worst part (IMO) was smelling the burnt flesh when they're soldering the inside connectors in your nuts. I timed it for the first Friday of March Madness - frozen peas were my friend. I was back to a normal routine after about 24 hrs. Pleasantries took a little longer, but not ridiculous. There's an awkward moment a few weeks later when you have to take a, ahem, "specimen," into the hospital for analysis to make sure you're sterile. Walking in and handing that cup to the nurse is a little uncomfortable. It's like .. how much do you put in there? If it's too much will they think you're a perv? If it's not enough will they think you're not a man?
I prefer shutup girl to stop girl:
I use Bing as my image/gif catalog. It's all about posting early to gather maximum helmet stickers. My plan is coming together....
Footage from last year's top secret PL golf outing. Let's keep it safe this year, fellas....
Ignorance is Bliss.
Could be a wild deer, but it's the rare domesticated deer that you really have to watch.
So ... a 17 year old high school boy is like a beautiful woman's lady parts ... and football coaches are like horny businessmen trying to play with said lady parts?