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OSU_1992_UFM


from Lancaster

Member since 17 January 2014 | Blog

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  • SPORTS MOMENT: Watching 2002 National Championship
  • COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYER: Circle K
  • COLLEGE BASKETBALL PLAYER: JaeSean Tate
  • NFL TEAM: Bengals
  • NHL TEAM: CBJ
  • NBA TEAM: Cavs
  • SOCCER TEAM: I'm sorry what?

Recent Activity

Comment 13 Jul 2016

For real....QB #5 was such a beast

Oh and RB #21...lightning cuts

SS #24--major ballhawk, don't try those crossing routes vs him

Comment 13 Jul 2016

MENING1TUS

Play a lot of Battlefield 4 and Rocket League. It'd be nice to have a squad not full of dipshits

Comment 07 Jul 2016

Porn

Blondes

Boobs

Jiggle gifs

Dogs

Food

Oxygen

420

Craigslist casual encounters

That feeling in the morning when you wake up and take a huge shit, so reliving. (Getting out of bed is optional)

When you take a bite of food and instantly know your toilet is going to get punished in ~1hour......naughty toilet

Comment 07 Jul 2016

Yeah it was! Send me your number,address,ssn,company of employment...and I'll send you a copy of the video

Comment 07 Jul 2016

Yeah dude, one time [MOD edit] and then I turned around to [MOD edit] she continued to [MOD edit] her sister held the [MOD edit]

Comment 07 Jul 2016

I started bringing my own toilet paper to work..just sits there in the truck waiting for the day I have an emergency porta john stop. Always prepared

Comment 07 Jul 2016

First date I had with my girlfriend I took her to a steak house

Me: Ribeye,mid rare,baked potato, yes drench it in butter

Her: Sirloin,well done..,something something else

I honest to god almost walked out

Comment 07 Jul 2016

Douche canoes in Battlefield that camp with the AA

Asshat medics that revive you to 20% in the middle of a firefight

Wait...I'm in the wrong thread...my point(s) still stands

Comment 07 Jul 2016

People that go out to dinner with their girlfriend and brother because she wanted to, but they sit there on the god damn phone the whole time. Thanks guys, I really like staring at this wall in the Cheesecake Factory...riveting conversations going on here

Waiters/waitresses that only have one line, such as "I take it we won't be needing a box for the pasta huh?" Then turn around and say the exact same thing to the table next to me, god damn, get some variety

Comment 07 Jul 2016

People that say lol in conversation...or bae, what in the fuck is bae

People that start off a sentence with "To be honest"....like what, you been lying to me this entire time? Or "no offense" that means I'm about to offend you

Comment 07 Jul 2016

95 lb vegens that tell me how unhealthy I am

Taylor Swift

People that are medical experts because they read an article one time...strangely enough this is the same 95 lb vegen..so shes a food expert, medical expert, weather expert (seriously argued with me about rain)...we were having a meeting with our insurance rep at work, and she starts telling this guy thats hes wrong about medications/treatments etc. She the "well actually" kind of person

Taylor Swift

People that go home and watch the Discovery channel and then come in the next day telling you everything about it, like it been some obsession of theirs for years and years...I watched shark week too, I am not a shark expert, and no, I'm still not getting in the water

And fuck the ocean,seriously, everything can kill you