No no no..you are my first and only stalk buddy. You never forget your first
Hes out for blood now
As soon as I make it through Oysters yard, up the deck, through the door without setting off the alarm, walk through the kitchen, down the hall, hang a right and hop in bed....all without setting off a trap, alarm, Mrs Oyster, 7/10 stalking me stalking Oyster.
I'm closer than he thinks
Sam Hubbard will become a house hold name
I studied circle jerking in college)
I'm sure I don't want to know, but I have to, porn? or experience? If experience...and if your were the pivot just say Banana Sunshine
I either am free or I die. There will be non of this captivity business...."It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees"-Zapata
Thats the trick...and I'm not dead, fuzzy, but not dead
Someone hit me with a dart, but I'm used to it now, clearly my decoys are doing nicely taking the kill shots
Yes....yes he did
Decoys man, I have many ways of avoiding confrontation
Hell on Wheels got very odd IMO
Dexter is good..but damn it, just god damn it (you know if you've seen)
I watched one episode of House of Cards and quit...I should retry
Mad Men can be good but its not
God damn it. Wtf was that ending? Seriously they just phoned that one in..so disappointed.
Like with the other post about HIMYM, watching any re run of Dexter is just a punch in the testicles...Jesus on a bicycle
If Oyster can't hit me, I highly doubt you can. Bob and weave is the key, and fall randomly
I'll go scout. What am I scouting? Will there be beer? Do I need a ninja costume? (Please be a yes). I feel like I'll be looking around then suddenly pass out, and wake up on Oysters deck again
They are joking right? Why don't they just go form their own "superior" league and have a circle jerk with each other (Saban is pivot)
Its really pathetic, seriously pathetic that they can't accept the fact that other teams have coaches,players,facilities to beat them. Like who died and made them the end all be all of football
Nah, I'm getting better at finding shelter. I am a little hungover however
Much like the masses all believe that Harding was a good President...
The masses have all changed their minds since DJ has declared it to be good food.
Always has been, always will be. Even if its wrapped in a diaper
You have entirely too much time on your hands if you weigh diapers for kicks
Damn it...I just can't compete with that. See you on the deck tonight Oyster, make sure the wife has some ice and whiskey
O I'm not complaining, please keep hitting 07.
I stalk Oyster< I covet Oyster from afar
I like it
Lets be honest here..Oyster was trying to hit me, but his aim is so bad he nailed you 2 houses away