The science of jinxology tells me that this article should probably have been delayed until after 12 days before the season starts (see Braxton 2014).
In Soviet Union, touchdown scores you!
I feel like my dog's barf is usually pretty circular.
Great article. I find it hard to make a comparison between the two in large part due to the improvement of the Slobs and Zeke over the course of the season. Their play at the end of the season seemed light years above the beginning, so it seems that they elevated Cardale's play as much as Cardale's arm opened things up for Zeke. Makes you wonder what JT playing against UW, Bama, and Oregon would have looked like.
That being said, I'm glad Urban has to make the decision and not me.
Apparently he is on his way to Bristol to be inducted to the "Fan Hall of Fame." Double vomit.
My username is my AIM name from back in the day. The OSU is obvious, the 12 and the 9 were for two of my favorite Buckeyes at the time the username was created - Scoonie Penn and David Boston.
The avatar is Tressel yelling because why not. I think some others on the site use the same one so I should probably change it. Anyone happen to have a picture of Scoonie Penn hugging David Boston?
Very sad news. Anyone know if there is a cancer research/foundation/organization etc. that Zach's family supports so that we can make a donation in Zach's honor?
On that note, since there are a lot of readers here, it would be cool if 11W readers could donate via the site and then 11W could give one large donation in Zach's name to the chosen organization.
They hate us cause they anus...wait is that right?
Can anyone provide any actual information (i.e., link). Where are people "hearing" these things? The Tweeter?
I appreciate a good butter sculpture as much as the next guy but, my god, I wish the season would just start.
Did I ever tell you about the time Braxton was in a production of, ‘The King & I?’ On opening night, Braxton chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
I'm on the grid.
You crying boy? You cryin boy? Maybe we'll go down to McDonald's and get you a wha-burger and some french cries. How about a whine-eken? You little, sissy boy. Def Leppard sucks!
Ha I would upvote your post 50 times if I could.
A jersey is fine unless it is a fake/generic OSU jersey you found at TJ Maxx for $10. Those make me sad.
My bad. Did a quick search and didn't see that it had already been posted.