So, for some reason, when I started playing this video, the WWE Network feed I had in another browser started playing. It's an old Attitude Era RAW. The audio was Michael Cole interviewing Sable, and he's talking about how Luna was going to "humiliate her, and strip her down to her bra and panties." This was happening as Zeke was slicing through the Oregon defense in sad black and white video.
And I thought to myself, "man, this is the weirdest hype video I've ever seen."