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In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.


  • SPORTS MOMENT: When Katzenmoyer killed Corby Jones
  • NFL TEAM: Who Cares?
  • NHL TEAM: Uh...Blue Jackets?
  • NBA TEAM: Who cares?
  • MLB TEAM: Reds
  • SOCCER TEAM: Tottenham!

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Comment 23 Jan 2015

I just got back from a work trip to South Carolina.  Flew out of Dayton and there was a lot of Buckeye gear on the plane.  Folks in SC didn't seem too bent out of shape and just accepted that OSU was the best team.  I did find out that one of the managers at another facility (who was also attending the meetings) is a scUM fan.  That was unfortunate because I used to respect him.

We got to drinking one night and of course I was reliving the game with a few other Buckeye fans when "michigan Man" walks up and says "Well, now you'll have to deal with Harbaugh so don't think the game is gonna be a cakewalk anymore!"  We paused for a few seconds and all broke out in synchronized laughter. I ordered him another umbrella drink and sent him on his way.

Comment 03 Jan 2015

I think if you get rid of the extra cupcake games (1 is enough), force power 5s to schedule each other OOC, and give the top seeds home games then it works.  Too long have we had to go play bowl games which are essentially home games for our opponents.  I want to see Bama play in the Shoe in December, I want to see TCU in snowy Madison.

Comment 02 Jan 2015

General Sherman is pleased also

You people of the South don't know what you are doing. This country will be drenched in blood and God only knows how it will end.

-W.T. Sherman

Comment 02 Jan 2015


I wonder how long it took to wipe the spittle off your screen after you typed this.  You and Harbaugh will get along great, he's a sociopath too.

Comment 21 Dec 2014

According to the evidence he never did hit him.  Look, Ventura is a whack job and a tool but he's also a vet.  When someone walks around saying what Kyle said about him I'm not surprised in the least that Ventura was pissed.  He won the lawsuit handily and Kyle's estate's lawyers did not file follow up paperwork on appeal.  

Kyle was obviously an outstanding soldier and our nation was lucky to have him on our side, but it appears he flat out lied about that encounter with Ventura, if it happened at all.

Comment 19 Dec 2014

Eyes of the World- Dead

I am a child - Neil

Into the Mystic - Van

Sweet Pain - Blues Traveler

Long and Winding Road - The Beatles

Honorable mention to Wild Rover/Finnegans Wake/Molly Malone by every Irish trad group ever

Comment 08 Dec 2014

Powerhouse brand programs huh? Sounds like TTUN talkin about the 1890s.

My money is on MSU and Wisconsin joining tOSU as elite programs (MSU may be there already) before Nebraska and TTUN. Better coaching wins.  PSU coach talks a good game, he's no Kirk Ferentz Jerry Kill though.

Comment 05 Dec 2014

Watched this game and it was amazing.  I would guess close to 80% of His interception were just drops.  I don't think he made more than 2 or 3 bad throws.  He is going to be very very good in UFMs offense.

He also played D for a quarter or so at the end of the game and had a monster hit that I can't believe the RB didn't go down one. 

Comment 25 Nov 2014

We win the toss and elect to kickoff.  Onside kick, scoop and score, go for 2.

Followed by 2 more quarters of 3 and outs by them and us scoring a TD on every possession.  At some point in these 2 quarters Joey Bosa throws one of the bad guys three feet into Gardner, causing a concussion.  Hoke puts Gardner back in, at which point the team assaults Hoke and hogties and gags him.

Jalin returns the 2nd half kickoff for a td.  Onside kick recovered.  Cardale drives the team down the field.  On 3rd and goal from the 1 he hurdles the offensive line with 1 foot to spare and lands on a skunk weasel's head from which he jumps, clearing the crossbars and scoring the first ever touchdown/field goal.

In the 4th quarter, leading 110-0 UFM begins dressing fans from the stands.  The *ichigan band defects to the OSU side and begins playing Hang on Sloopy.  Zoom to Hoke, still hogtied on the sidelines, as a tear slowly runs down his fat cheek.  With 8 minutes left in the game the *ichigan offense walks onto the field, lays a white towel on the turf and silently walks into their locker room, leaving Hoke laying on the bench face down.

Bosa walks to the 50 yard line, looks up slowly and shrugs as the stadium explodes into deafening cheers.  Traffic is perfectly calm and easy to navigate leaving the stadium and my Mega Millions ticket is the only winner.