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In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.


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Comment 21 Dec 2014

According to the evidence he never did hit him.  Look, Ventura is a whack job and a tool but he's also a vet.  When someone walks around saying what Kyle said about him I'm not surprised in the least that Ventura was pissed.  He won the lawsuit handily and Kyle's estate's lawyers did not file follow up paperwork on appeal.  

Kyle was obviously an outstanding soldier and our nation was lucky to have him on our side, but it appears he flat out lied about that encounter with Ventura, if it happened at all.

Comment 19 Dec 2014

Eyes of the World- Dead

I am a child - Neil

Into the Mystic - Van

Sweet Pain - Blues Traveler

Long and Winding Road - The Beatles

Honorable mention to Wild Rover/Finnegans Wake/Molly Malone by every Irish trad group ever

Comment 08 Dec 2014

Powerhouse brand programs huh? Sounds like TTUN talkin about the 1890s.

My money is on MSU and Wisconsin joining tOSU as elite programs (MSU may be there already) before Nebraska and TTUN. Better coaching wins.  PSU coach talks a good game, he's no Kirk Ferentz Jerry Kill though.

Comment 05 Dec 2014

Watched this game and it was amazing.  I would guess close to 80% of His interception were just drops.  I don't think he made more than 2 or 3 bad throws.  He is going to be very very good in UFMs offense.

He also played D for a quarter or so at the end of the game and had a monster hit that I can't believe the RB didn't go down one. 

Comment 25 Nov 2014

We win the toss and elect to kickoff.  Onside kick, scoop and score, go for 2.

Followed by 2 more quarters of 3 and outs by them and us scoring a TD on every possession.  At some point in these 2 quarters Joey Bosa throws one of the bad guys three feet into Gardner, causing a concussion.  Hoke puts Gardner back in, at which point the team assaults Hoke and hogties and gags him.

Jalin returns the 2nd half kickoff for a td.  Onside kick recovered.  Cardale drives the team down the field.  On 3rd and goal from the 1 he hurdles the offensive line with 1 foot to spare and lands on a skunk weasel's head from which he jumps, clearing the crossbars and scoring the first ever touchdown/field goal.

In the 4th quarter, leading 110-0 UFM begins dressing fans from the stands.  The *ichigan band defects to the OSU side and begins playing Hang on Sloopy.  Zoom to Hoke, still hogtied on the sidelines, as a tear slowly runs down his fat cheek.  With 8 minutes left in the game the *ichigan offense walks onto the field, lays a white towel on the turf and silently walks into their locker room, leaving Hoke laying on the bench face down.

Bosa walks to the 50 yard line, looks up slowly and shrugs as the stadium explodes into deafening cheers.  Traffic is perfectly calm and easy to navigate leaving the stadium and my Mega Millions ticket is the only winner.  

Comment 24 Nov 2014

2002 - I remember watching the Illinois game at my dad's house.  He and mom had won lottery tickets for The Game.  Mom had already said I could go to the game.  After the good guys won I told my dad he should at least check and see how much he could sell the tix for.  He never considered it for one second.

We sat up in south stands and kept expecting something to go very wrong until Will Allen made that interception.  We stayed there in those seats until they made us leave.

Close second was 1994.  I went in place of my aunt, who had a stroke a few days before.  I rushed the field with everyone else and ran straight into a State Trooper, he maced me and then I ran off screaming in pain and ran into a mountain of a man.  Orlando Pace picked me up by the shoulders and moved me out of the way (I was probably 220 lbs).  Eventually I saw through the snot and tears enough to grab a piece of turf and take it back to my aunt who was still resting at home.

Ohio State has never lost against TTUN when I have been in attendance,  I will be in Section 7B on Saturday.

Comment 22 Nov 2014

And you replied to one to keep it up higher....

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