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In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.


  • SPORTS MOMENT: When Katzenmoyer killed Corby Jones
  • NFL TEAM: Who Cares?
  • NHL TEAM: Uh...Blue Jackets?
  • NBA TEAM: Who cares?
  • MLB TEAM: Reds
  • SOCCER TEAM: Tottenham!

Recent Activity

Comment 26 Jul 2015

I'll second a Fit.  They make look a little weird but they are great cars.  I'm 6' 260 and have plenty of room in my 2012.  Easily fits a family of four.  I drive 80 miles each day to work, have around 100k miles on it now and have had absolutely 0 problems with it.  Mine is a manual and I average around 40-43 mpg on every tank.  

Comment 10 Jul 2015

Started smoking at age 14.  Stopped at 30 but still dipping.  SO DUMB.

Comment 29 May 2015

There, but for the grace of god go I.

I did my share of drugs in college and thankfully never got hooked on them (although I don't really think weed and 'shrooms are addictive).  Spent most weekends in a booze-induced haze and shamefully drove when I shouldn't have too many times.

Luckily no one was drug testing me and somehow I never got picked up for PI or DUI.  I hope Noah can get some people around him that are looking out for his best interests and keep him on the straight and narrow.  I can't imagine what an arrogant asshole I would have been at his age if I had his ability.

Comment 15 May 2015

I was at Pete Rose's #4192.  Dad had guessed at the beginning of the year when he would be close and got tickets for every game that week.  Not the biggest Pete fan in the world but it is cool to say I saw a record that won't be broken for decades...if ever.

Also at Johnny Bench's last game....they grooved him one and he hit a 2 run homer.  The place went insane.

Every OSU vs. scUM game I have ever been to.  The good guys have won each of the 8 or so I've been to.  The greatest one was 2002 for pure buttock clenching heroics.  Last year's moment was when Zeke broke the 44 yarder on 4th and 1.  Just brilliant

Comment 07 May 2015

I'm a huge Votto fan.

You don't touch an ump. The end.  Votto knows better, heard him on the radio this morning saying he is disappointed in himself because he expects himself to be a better role model.  

"I feel like as a Major League player, I have a responsibility to be a good example for younger players. And making contact with an umpire is unacceptable. During this entire thing, that's the one thing I feel very remorseful for. I think it was something that just crossed the line. Just because I have a verbal disagreement with someone, doesn't make it OK to have physical contact with someone. In all of this, that's the thing I regret the most and I'm not happy about it. As Major League players, we have a responsibility to keep everything. We can push the limits as much as we want but never cross that line."

He'll get suspended and he should be.  He'll also take it like a man.

Comment 07 May 2015

Nailed it.

Get one of these.  Never get rid of it.  I have 4.  3 are too gross to wear but I do still have them.

Comment 09 Apr 2015

Anything associated with WLW should be taken with a grain of salt.  It is the Jerry Springer show of radio.  The entire station is built on ridiculous talk shows with overbearing made up personalities and fake callers.  The only good thing on the station Reds coverage and Jim Scott...who is leaving.

20 years ago it was ok.  

Comment 11 Mar 2015

They are dinosaurs essentially, from the Cretaceous though, not Jurassic. ;)

Comment 11 Mar 2015

You say that as though the Sox winning a WS is a good thing.

Comment 20 Feb 2015

You are incorrect.  Gotta is the culmination of mans quest for the perfect breakfast food.

Comment 18 Feb 2015

People have been saying this for 200 years.  Longer in other countries.

just for comparison, in this country 70 years ago people had to drink out of separate fountains because of the color of their skin.  100 years ago women couldn't vote.  150 years ago human beings owned human beings and used them as livestock.

I'd say we've made some progress and the actions of 2 mouth breathing dipshits doesn't reverse that. The 24 hour news cycle that thrives on stories like this would like you to think otherwise but it isn't true.