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Plymouth, MI (via Toledo, OH)

Member since 09 February 2012 | Blog

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Voting Record: 271 / 58

I live in MI and regularly go to Ann Arbor for work. Nothing makes me happier than beating the hell out of THAT TEAM.


  • SPORTS MOMENT: Any time we beat TTUN in any sport b/c I live in this terrible state.
  • COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYER: Malcolm Jenkins, Bosa
  • NFL TEAM: Detroit Lions
  • NHL TEAM: Redwings
  • NBA TEAM: Meh, not an NBA fan.
  • MLB TEAM: Detroit Tigers

Recent Activity

Comment 20 Dec 2014

I always heard, "Nine you're fine, ten you're mine" was a little saying the Highway Patrol uses. No idea if it's true. I can say with absolute certainty they will pull you over for 82mph in a 65 zone though.

Comment 10 Dec 2014

From the "Mike Webber to Ohio State" forum on mgoblog. Delicious...

December 10th, 2014 at 7:51 PM #151
gustave ferbert
Joined: 06/21/2011
MGoPoints: 3875
I'm getting tired of this shit. . .
I'm tired of 5+ loss seasons

I'm sick of Ohio State/Michigan being irrelevant.

I'm sick of Michigan State acting like a bully and we take it like a bunch of pussies.. . .

I'm sick of home town recruits committing then decommitting and committing to our rivals. . .

I'm sick of the national media saying our football program is a laughing stock.   And carrying on about how the head coaching job at Michigan is toxic.  And doing nothing to disprove it.

I'm sick of Jim Brandstatter resigning himself in the middle of a broadcast merely saying "what a mess."

I don't know if Harbaugh is coming or not. . . What I do know is that whoever the next guy is better put a stop to this bullshit right fucking now. . . .

"your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus. . ."

Comment 06 Dec 2014

Wisconsin is, and has been all season, a one dimensional offensive team. Despite every opponent knowing this, Melvin Gordon and Wisconsin have run all over every opponent they have faced. Give credit to Fickell, he's running a defense that is doing what no other defense has done this season, that being to stop Melvin Grodon. 

Now, lets talk contract extensions after they are the Silver Bullets against an offensively balanced team in the bowl game.

Comment 05 Dec 2014

I like to point out that their current (now fired) coach, their most famous coach, their last two Heisman winners, as well as a large number of great players, they all hail from the great state of Ohio. After pointing that out, I usually end with something like;

"Your program would be nothing, a middling program with the likes of Illinois and Purdue, without the state of Ohio and its Ohio-bred players and coaches. Go look at your roster, then look at Ohio State's... We don't need you, but you certainly need us."

Let them chew on that.

Comment 05 Dec 2014

Do you have any experience with the OSU alumni club in Michigan? I'm not an alum, I went to Miami, but I think it would be cool to watch a game in a bar full of OSU fans while in enemy territory. I think I read somewhere they meet at a bar in Royal Oak, or maybe Ferndale?

Comment 04 Dec 2014

Where exactly do you live up here? I'm in Plymouth, which is about halfway between Detroit and Ann Arbor, right off M-14 and 275. Just curious, I've probably golfed at your course.

I've lived here for the last 6 years, and as you stated, it hasn't been too difficult dealing with the UM fans. By now, most that I know have accepted their new place as middling B1G players, unable to compete for the conference championship. Have you had any issues with MSU fans? Up until a couple weeks ago, I was catching some heavy heat from a few Spartans I know, I'm glad we put them back in their rightful place.

Comment 18 Nov 2014

This wouldn't be a topic if they had just done away with him in the first place, like they should have 30 years ago.

As for her, I guess that's one way to screw your life up.

Comment 14 Nov 2014

Agree, the community as a whole would be much better if we could up vote and down vote forum posts the same way we can comments. The old site allowed us to do that, and it quickly took care of stupid, repetitive, or otherwise ill conceived posts. Not sure why that was taken away, it would be more useful now more than ever with the greatly increased membership on the site.

Comment 14 Nov 2014

There are far far too many crap forum posts. Please give us a way to up vote and down vote entries, it'll make the site that much better!!

Remy's stuff is top notch, maybe create a "preferred forum post" category that will stay on the main page for 24 hours or something? That way it doesn't get lost in the sea of crap posts about Brady Hoke, Noah Spence, Damien Harris, and Ryan Timmons.

Comment 14 Nov 2014

I never buy candy... I tend to drink my crap calories instead of eat them. However, I did polish off every single Kit Kat from the leftover Halloween candy, damn those are tasty.

Comment 14 Nov 2014

Solid post, but without the sanctions, there's no way we're not lifting that trophy in 2012. It pisses me off to see Wisconsin with it, as they snuck in that game with both OSU and PSU out b/c of their respective post season bans.

Comment 23 Oct 2014

Tried to link my favorite OSU video, alas I can't ever link youtube videos off an ipad. Here is the URL, if anyone can help with my ipad/elevenwarriors issues I would really appreciate it.

Comment 23 Oct 2014

Why yes I do smell something, my lunch. Thank you for asking Tater.

Comment 19 Oct 2014

I love Ohio State as much as anyone frequenting this site, but I'm disappointed at our collective (short) memory. Player suspensions not withstanding, the Tat Five scandal was only a large scandal because Coach Tressell knew about the infractions and still allowed the players to play. Had he reported them, the players would have served a small suspension and continued their career.

Here's to hoping we find out Jimbo has known about shit all along and still played Jameis. In that instance, look for some vacated wins and exclusion fromte playoff.

Comment 18 Oct 2014

Baylor and WVU are putting on a fun game. Officials are doing their best to slow it down (flags everywhere).

Comment 14 Oct 2014

Kentucky just got the internet last year, they're still in 1994 trolling mode. I wouldn't be surprised if Waycracken starts posting about how much better Kentuckians are at hunting meat playing Oregon Trail.

Comment 09 Oct 2014

I'm with you here, I too am concerned about playing a defense better equipped to handle a good offense. Take away the pass pro up front, or the recent improved rushing game, or the ability of our receivers to get open fast, any of these can cause a chain reaction and stall our offense. I wouldn't say any of the past three defense's we've played have had much ability to do any of that. I just don't want a repeat of last season, where we get all amped playing shitty teams, then go 0-2 against the two best teams we played all year.