Kirk: You think either one of us have a chance at winning the B1G since The Vest is gone?
Ugly dude: Well I thought so...I mean I know we'll beat you because we have a running quarterback, now!
Kirk: Really?!! That kid is from out East, when is the last time you have known what to do with a running QB?!
Ugly dude: Your right, well I know for sure we won't be beating tOSU, their kids are pretty pissed the way eSECpn, SI, Yahoo!, and well everyone else to is talking about them! Plus we play them there...and I heard, the 11W along with the stefanie Speilman foundation crew is having a huge tailgate party to raise money for Cancer Research......s*** we are screwed!
Kirk: Good luck with that, don't forget to lock the door tonight, I'll be waiting for you for a snuggle buddy!