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Comment 13 Apr 2017

They have the makings of a nice core...time will tell. Still think they are two years away. Been fun watching them though

Comment 04 Nov 2015

LOL...When I was stationed in Alaska we had a Sergeant that shitted on himself and stuffed his drawers in one of our commo vans. He was almost demoted for that.

Comment 04 Nov 2015

Yup. One time we had to travel out of town for an audit. On the way back home, we pulled up beside a girl that looked pretty hot driving a Mercedes. He adjusted his hair and straightened up his tie, and she turned and looked in his direction right as he was scratching his balls...and promptly sped off. We were in heavy traffic, and he tried to catch her, but everytime he pulled aside her, she sped up. I almost bit my lip off trying not to laugh...

Comment 04 Nov 2015

Naw, at a IPA (Independent Public Accountant). I finally confronted him about, and he claimed he had no idea he was doing it...and proceeded to do it again. 

Comment 04 Nov 2015

...which is why I did my four years and got out. One story I have is when we had to our PT test. We had just completed our two mile run, and one Staff Sergeant believed the course was too short. So he gets a pedometer with a wheel and determined that our course was 500 ft short. So we had to rerun the 2 miles that afternoon in 90 degree weather. I knew right then and there the military was not for me. If I recall, he became a MSG at another unit. I believe the saying is "fuck up and move up".

Comment 04 Nov 2015

How's this for co-worker hell? Had a guy that would scratch his balls and sniff his hand. In front of anyone. True story.