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Columbus, OH

Member since 23 July 2011 | Blog

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Season ticket holder - this year we're in section 29A. I usually attend about 3 away games, too, but this year my goal is to attend every Buckeye football game.


  • SPORTS MOMENT: When the sousaphone player who dotted the "i" at the beginning of the 2009 USC game looked down, saw the camera man in his way, and did his sousaphone-twirling bow anyway, smacking the crap out of that camera. That dumbass camera man should have known better than get in the way of a man dotting the "i"!
  • COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYER: Darron Lee, Joey Bosa, Evan Spencer, Curtis Samuel, all 3 quarterbacks
  • COLLEGE BASKETBALL PLAYER: I don't care enough to have a favorite.
  • NFL TEAM: Cleveland Browns
  • NHL TEAM: Columbus Bluejackets
  • NBA TEAM: Cleveland Cavaliers
  • MLB TEAM: Cleveland Indians
  • SOCCER TEAM: Columbus Crew

Recent Activity

Comment 03 Aug 2015

Fielding Yost, on the other hand, is the cardboard box of tradition that bears the weight of all that Michigan arrogance that defines the program we all hate so much, 

Well said!

Comment 17 Jul 2015

when the Browns' season ends with Heyward sacking whatever sorry sack of sixth-string shit is playing QB Week 17 vs. the Steelers.

LOL.  It's funny because it's true...

Comment 07 Jul 2015

I totally agree that VT made low percentage play after low percentage play in last year's game.  It was the equivalent of going to the casino and hitting eight points in a row at the craps table.  They basically got lucky.

Comment 07 Jul 2015

My prediction is Bucks by 10.  <channels Lee Corso> "...closer than the experts think..."

Comment 06 Jul 2015

Here's my solution to QBgeddon:

Cardale plays when we are in the opponent's territory.  (This gets us maximum mileage out of his cannon arm.)

JT plays when we're in our own territory and the field is shrinking.  (This gets us maximum mileage out of his accuracy.)

XBrax plays on goalline plays or when we are backed up against our own goalline.  (This gets us maximum mileage out of his shiftiness.)

I know the old saying that if you can't pick one quarterback, then you don't have one.  But after last season, we all know that's BS.

Comment 30 Jun 2015
I'm with you, Wargor. Spending money, time, and energy on a non-productive lawn to make my neighbors happy is not part of my American Dream.
Comment 25 Jun 2015

Hey DJ, did you mean you are "done" with the Lakers if they don't draft Patient 0?  Because you wrote "down"...

Comment 24 Jun 2015

Click the embedded link in the article that says "the Buckeyes were the danger."

Comment 12 Jun 2015

Part of me is secretly glad each year when the Buckeye basketball team gets knocked out of March Madness because it means I don't have to pretend to care about the sport of basketball any longer.  (Unfortunately the whole "Cleveland is desperate for a championship" narrative has me sucked in again right now.)

There I said it.  Glad I got that off my chest...

Comment 07 Jun 2015

Aesculus Excellentum.  

It cracks me up to think of some poor UM graphics guy trying to conjure sticks to throw at the Batmobile as it rolls down the street with thrusters blasting.