Menexenus's picture


Columbus, OH

Member since 23 July 2011 | Blog

Season ticket holder - this year we're in section 29A. I usually attend about 3 away games, too, but this year my goal is to attend every Buckeye football game.


  • SPORTS MOMENT: When the sousaphone player who dotted the "i" at the beginning of the 2009 USC game looked down, saw the camera man in his way, and did his sousaphone-twirling bow anyway, smacking the crap out of that camera. That dumbass camera man should have known better than get in the way of a man dotting the "i"!
  • COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYER: Darron Lee, Joey Bosa, Curtis Samuel, Braxton Miller, JT Barrett
  • NFL TEAM: Cleveland Browns
  • NHL TEAM: Columbus Bluejackets
  • NBA TEAM: Cleveland Cavaliers
  • MLB TEAM: Cleveland Indians
  • SOCCER TEAM: Columbus Crew

Recent Activity

Comment 27 Nov 2015

Tried to buy the Ohio flag.  Link took me to Amazon, but Amazon wouldn't accept the code.

Tried buying it fron Elevenwarriors Drygoods, but it wasn't available there.

Oh well.  <shrug>  I tried.

Comment 26 Nov 2015

This gif is indescribably PERFECT!

I've been cracking up for minutes.  My wife asked what was so funny, so I showed her.  After seeing it, she handed it back to me with an eye roll and a shrug.

Like I said, indescribable...

Comment 15 Nov 2015

Illibuck is great because it represents the kind of "ah who cares how dumb this sounds, it'll be fun!" attitude that makes college football roughly ten thousand times more interesting and cool than the NFL.

Well put, Johnny!

Comment 06 Nov 2015

Fuck Art Modell.  That evil motherfucker can burn in hell.

(Sorry for the foul language, but not sorry because it's Art Modell...)

Comment 04 Nov 2015

Wow, that was an amazing hockey goal.  Is that legal in a game to score that way?  If so, I'm surprised I don't see that more often.

Comment 30 Oct 2015

Thanks Aubrey for keeping hope alive.  As a casual fan at best, I might have given up had I only seen the record without your explanation.

Columbus seems to have been cursed by the hockey gods so far this season.  Looking forward to when things start to turn around.

Comment 21 Sep 2015

I think this close win will do for this team what the loss to Virginia Tech did last year.

The Buckeyes have had sunshine blown up their asses by the media for the last 8 months.  Now they really understand that they are going to have to work for it.

Comment 21 Sep 2015

Who turned Bert (Bertrand Russell, that is) into a meme?  Must be a philosophy fan...

Comment 20 Sep 2015

The rain came down hardest when Tress was on the field.  Hmmm...  Coincidence?

YES!  (Duh.)

Here was my superstitious take: Tressel's mere proximity to the field caused the team to play Tresselball yesterday.  #coachingwizard

Comment 09 Sep 2015
  • Correction: Virginia Tech fans DID boo when our team ran on the field.
  • My dad and I almost got in a fist fight with a Tech fan who took all our cheering as personal insults.  So, unfortunately, I cannot corroborate the claim that Virginia Tech fans are all gracious losers.