For the record, whenever *I* have had the TV on during prime time for the last month or so and I have been scanning through the cable channels, ESPN Classic has *always* been playing an SEC game (if they were playing football at all). That is not made up or bullshit. That much is fact.
However, apparently I am just the most unlucky bastard in the universe. Because after scanning through ESPN Classic's programming for last week and next week, I see that the claim I made was not accurate. For every SEC game that I found, I found 2 games that were not from the SEC. If I hadn't been running late for work, I could have checked my statement before making it. I hereby apologize to anyone I inadvertently misled with my false statement.
In keeping with my pledge, I now believe that ESPN is a completely unbiased journalistic entity. Thanks for letting me set the record straight.