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Columbus, Ohio (via Toledo, Ohio)

Member since 04 June 2013 | Blog

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Computer programmer, college football fan.


  • SPORTS MOMENT: Holy Buckeye!
  • COLLEGE BASKETBALL PLAYER: David Maurice Lighty, Jr.
  • NFL TEAM: Which one has the most former Buckeyes?
  • NHL TEAM: Columbus Blue Jackets
  • NBA TEAM: Miami Heat, since Shaq days. And now Cavs, too.
  • MLB TEAM: none
  • SOCCER TEAM: The Columbus Crew

Recent Activity

Comment 25 Jul 2015

Thank you for saying that!  I just don't have tolerance for places that I have to stand in line for 20 minutes to get food.  There are too many other places to enjoy.  And it's not like they're giving out samples for people to taste, like Jeni's or Zoup!  

There is really no need for things to take so long.  Nothing is being cooked to order. They're just scooping stuff out.  AKA "Taking pills from the big bottle and putting them in the little bottle."

Comment 23 Jul 2015

It's a work of fiction!  Why you mad, bro?

  1. Anyone can write a fictional book about as much violence as you want, and people will eat it up, then demand a movie. 
  2. You can make a fictional movie about anything and nobody bats an eye.
  3. You make a fictional song (especially a hip-hop song), and everyone thinks you are endorsing the behavior of the characters in the song. 

Consider Ice-T.  Beloved for his "Crime Rhymes", and several so-so movie appearances. Then he makes a song called "Cop Killer" with a side-project band called Body Count.  People lose their mind protesting Time-Warner.  Later he becomes a fictional cop on CSI (despite almost always playing bad guys on film), and people love him again. So much so he gets reality programming from the same company that dropped him from their music labels.

Comment 20 Jul 2015

Are you kidding?!! I did a ton for the team!

  1. I wore all of my "non-loss" OSU gear (so, none of my 5 jerseys).
  2. Hung my "Beat _ichigan" Buckeye Necklace on my car's mirror.
  3. Wore my "Beat non-conference teams" Buckeye Necklace around my neck.
  4. Watched the game at my friend's house (in 25 years of fandom, I've only watched in person, and on my own TV).
  5. Brought Jolly Traveler's Fruit Beer to said friend's house.
Comment 13 Jul 2015

Somebody message me where I can get an OSU Fishing Jersey!  I need one to go with my football(x5), basketball(x3), baseball(x2), and hockey jerseys.

Comment 13 Jul 2015

Thanks for the link, that was super (powers) awesome!

Comment 09 Jul 2015

We'll see about this.  If Sparty beats them handily, I will totally buy that Oregon is soft. 

My high school wrestling coach didn't believe in weight training.  Weird thing to think, right?  But we won multiple City Championships, along with plenty of other tournaments and individual meets.  He would always say, "Speed is strength.  Conditioning is strength."  I believe Oregon football feels the same way.  IMHO they would have beaten almost all other teams last year.  The Buckeyes just had that mojo working too well for their system to prevail.  4 turnovers and only 10 points to show for it?  Yup!