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Columbus, Ohio (via Toledo, Ohio)

Member since 04 June 2013 | Blog

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Computer programmer, college football fan.


  • SPORTS MOMENT: Holy Buckeye!
  • COLLEGE BASKETBALL PLAYER: David Maurice Lighty, Jr.
  • NFL TEAM: Which one has the most former Buckeyes?
  • NHL TEAM: Columbus Blue Jackets
  • NBA TEAM: Miami Heat, since Shaq days. And now Cavs, too.
  • MLB TEAM: none
  • SOCCER TEAM: The Columbus Crew

Recent Activity

Comment 30 Aug 2015

Coach Tressel takes my arm and says, “Groomy, show me why the punt’s the most important play in football. Show me why I gave you a scholarship.” So I go out there and I bomb a 60-yarder.

This was pure gold!!!

Comment 28 Aug 2015

Illinois to Broadcast Home Games in Madarin

Typo in the article title and page title; should be Mandarin. Unless you are trying to be "ironic."

Comment 24 Aug 2015

After this, there's only one more Monday Skull Session to go before we're all sipping that sweet, illicit FourLoko nectar.

After today, aren't there TWO more Monday Skull Sessions before OSU football starts (8/31 and 9/7)?  Maybe DJ meant until any college football is being played.

Comment 25 Jul 2015

Thank you for saying that!  I just don't have tolerance for places that I have to stand in line for 20 minutes to get food.  There are too many other places to enjoy.  And it's not like they're giving out samples for people to taste, like Jeni's or Zoup!  

There is really no need for things to take so long.  Nothing is being cooked to order. They're just scooping stuff out.  AKA "Taking pills from the big bottle and putting them in the little bottle."

Comment 23 Jul 2015

It's a work of fiction!  Why you mad, bro?

  1. Anyone can write a fictional book about as much violence as you want, and people will eat it up, then demand a movie. 
  2. You can make a fictional movie about anything and nobody bats an eye.
  3. You make a fictional song (especially a hip-hop song), and everyone thinks you are endorsing the behavior of the characters in the song. 

Consider Ice-T.  Beloved for his "Crime Rhymes", and several so-so movie appearances. Then he makes a song called "Cop Killer" with a side-project band called Body Count.  People lose their mind protesting Time-Warner.  Later he becomes a fictional cop on CSI (despite almost always playing bad guys on film), and people love him again. So much so he gets reality programming from the same company that dropped him from their music labels.

Comment 20 Jul 2015

Are you kidding?!! I did a ton for the team!

  1. I wore all of my "non-loss" OSU gear (so, none of my 5 jerseys).
  2. Hung my "Beat _ichigan" Buckeye Necklace on my car's mirror.
  3. Wore my "Beat non-conference teams" Buckeye Necklace around my neck.
  4. Watched the game at my friend's house (in 25 years of fandom, I've only watched in person, and on my own TV).
  5. Brought Jolly Traveler's Fruit Beer to said friend's house.