Little johnny was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their father did for a living. All the typical answer came up fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. Little johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. Little johnny said “my father’s a exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he’ll go out to the alley w/ some guy and make love w/ him for money.” The teacher, obviously shaken by the statement, hurriedly sent the other children to work on some coloring, and took little Johnny aside to ask “Is that really true about your father?” “No” said Little Johnny ” He coaches MICHIGAN’S FOOTBALL TEAM, but i was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids. ”
After snapper touches the ball or his hands fall below his knees, he may not shift to a new position
After a lineman takes a 3 or 4 point stance, he may not lift his hand off the ground or go in motion
It’s not a false start if a Team A lineman reacts when threatened by a Team B player who enters the NZ; it is a false start if A never stops for a full second prior to the snap following a huddle or shift
No Team A player may advance a planned loose ball that’s been placed on the ground in the vicinity of the center. (5 yds previous spot and loss of down)
Before a change of possession on a try or on 4th down, if a Team A fumble is caught or recovered by a Team A player other than the fumbler, the ball is dead. If that occurs beyond the spot of the fumble, the ball is returned to the spot of the fumble. If it is behind the spot of the fumble, the ball remains at the spot of the catch or recovery
When a fumble goes OB in advance of the fumble, the ball is returned to that spot and the clock is started on the ready (any time during the game). If the fumble goes OB behind the spot, it shall be placed at the corresponding inbounds line and the clock will start on the ready unless there are fewer than 2 minutes remaining in the 2nd or 4th quarters
Also thanks O-line and nice job Zek.
Wait . Brutus is Lukes Father?
Rumors have circulated that Brentwood (Tenn.) Ravenwood wide receiver Van Jefferson might be announcing his college choice on Saturday. However, Jefferson’s mother said there are no plans for an announcement.
“No announcement scheduled,” Marla Jefferson said in a text message.
Van Jefferson has a long and impressive list of scholarship offers, but most of the speculation centers on three schools, Ohio State, Tennessee and Georgia.
The 6-foot-2 and 172-pound Jefferson caught 87 passes for 1,257 yards and 14 touchdowns in leading Ravenwood to a 10-2 record during his junior season.
Van Jefferson is a 4-star prospect in the 247Sports rankings. He is the country’s No. 103 prospect, the No. 9 wide receiver, and the No. 2 prospect in Tennessee.
Van Jefferson’s Crystal Ball currently has 36 predictions with 50% going to Tennessee and 47% to Ohio State.
During the regular season don't care for -ichigan has done . But if they get into bowl games I Wish they could win ! As to better The BIG as a whole! especially against SEC !!!!
Thats so wrong ,on so many levels ! Cant even ........
Just watch out for Adolpus Washington ! The buckeyes sleeper this year . with double teams on bosa and bennett , spence could have one hell of a season!!!!
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its that there guy on seinfeld ! Right?
ummm i like, ummm.think ,umm I will be ummm looking, ummm for ,umm employment, ummm next . umm year.
Do you have a commitment date? And will it be on 11W site ,We Know what happend last! time!!!
JUst trying to prepare for the media rush!!!!
This should be on Mtv Cribs ! Shits Dope!!!!!!!
I would suggest that this also a family site for all ages , to keep content some what clean . just my 2 cents.
healed ,and should be vieing for a start ing postion in fall practice aug 4th
lmao. up vote if i could