KRAMER: Well, after he heckled Toby, she got so upset, she ran out of the building and a street sweeper ran over her foot and severed her pinky toe.
GEORGE: That's unbelievable!
KRAMER: Yeah! Then after the ambulance left, I found the toe! So I put it in a Cracker Jack box, filled it with ice, and took off for the hospital.
GEORGE: You ran?
KRAMER: No, I jumped on the bus. I told the driver, "I got a toe here, buddy - step on it."
GEORGE: Holy cow!
KRAMER: Yeah, yeah, then all of a sudden, this guy pulls out a gun. Well, I knew any delay is gonna cost her her pinky toe, so I got out of the seat and I started walking towards him. He says, "Where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack?" I said, "Well, I got a little prize for ya, buddy - " - knocked him out cold!
GEORGE: How could you do that?!
KRAMER: Then everybody is screamin,' because the driver, he's passed out from all the commotion...the bus is out of control! So, I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel and now I'm drivin' the bus.
GEORGE: You're Batman.
KRAMER: Yeah. Yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to, and he starts chokin' me! So I'm fightin' him off with one hand and I kept drivin' the bus with the other, y'know? Then I managed to open up the door, and I kicked him out the door with my foot, you know - at the next stop.
JERRY: You kept makin' all the stops?
KRAMER: Well, people kept ringin' the bell!
GEORGE: Well, what about the toe? What happened to the toe?
KRAMER: Well! I am happy to say that the little guy is back in place at the end of the line.
GEORGE: You did all this...for a pinky toe?
KRAMER: Well, it's a valuable appendage.
1st - Robert Hazard and the Heroes
Best - Tom Petty and the HBs (Southern Accents)
All - TP&HBs, Heart, Hooters, Monkies (reunion), Robert Hazard and the Heroes - so it isn't really close for #1.
Shortsighted B12 -
It's funny, the B12 could have just as easily placed two teams in the Final Four ...because they don't have a championship game. This year it didn't work for them, but I'm betting in other years it will. Having a championship game didn't get Alabama or Oregon in, FSU probably didn't need it to get in; only Ohio St. definitely needed the win. And I'm not convinced if OSU won 14-13 it would have gotten them in.
Having said that, I hope they add one.
Can say the same for Penn St "Our next few recruiting classes should be excellent and xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx. Our defense has improved and will continue to get better with all of the Sophomores, Freshman and RS Freshman we will be playing in the next couple of years."
Agree Barrett looks awesome and will provide an advantage. Offensively for PSU - no idea....but has to better along the line and all I predicted was competitive.
Big fan of this idea. With no divisions it would allow scheduling to open up and schools to play more different teams in conference during a four year period. Also, many times a 9-3 team knocks off a 12-0 or 11-1 team; not a fan of a 3 loss team in the final four, also not a fan of a team losing their conference championship game getting in. In most conferences this probably gives you at worst a 2 loss champ...I can live with them advancing. My preference is that it be near impossible for a non-conference champ to get in. In this scenario, there probably aren't many 1 loss teams on the outside looking in.