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Li Xiao Buckeye

Toledo, OH (via Lancaster, OH)

Member since 09 February 2014 | Blog

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  • NHL TEAM: Edmonton Oilers
  • NBA TEAM: Cavs
  • MLB TEAM: Indians

Recent Activity

Comment 10 hours ago

Here's what I read into making us his first official.  <<_____Nothing______>>.   Probably because I'm 36 and still can't read minds... At least according to my wife. 

Comment 23 hours ago

Like what I'm reading with Brendan Ferns!

Comment 27 Jul 2014

Choose your own response!

A)  I trust in Urban, we're Ok.

B) Good God, we're tanking... We just take any three and four star recruit.  Say goodbye to our NC run!

C) I think 9route is bitter about the ban hammer and getting his revenge through working us up into a recruiting cluster&$/&:$-  

D) I'm gonna go tweet some five star recruits to get this train back on the tracks. 

Comment 25 Jul 2014

Why is it that this is what I imagine the inside of the DeathStar looking like?  Storm troopers changing into their armor, Darth Vader walking down the "locker alley".  Braxton would feel at home taking on the bad guy role. 

Awesome all the same!

Comment 22 Jul 2014

Being the foremost authority on all things Bruce Lee... A.K.A. Li Xiao Long... I can assuredly tell you that this is a tribute done by Samsung to the legend that is Bruce Lee... and very much not authentic footage.  

Comment 21 Jul 2014

Imagine Kenny G playing against Braxton in the NFL!  I predict that day will be the second coming of Christ, and that He'll want seats on the fifty yard line. And Chuck Norris will be there to keep Urban from recruiting Jesus to the Scarlet and Gray because, you know, the Son of God must be impartial and all. 

Comment 25 Jun 2014


Comment 25 Jun 2014

 I really can't see us accepting all these guys camping without leaving much space for the big fish we're working on.  Leaving 4-5 spots for 8-9 guys we're in really good for?  I highly doubt it.  

Comment 20 Jun 2014

Guys, I'm like freaking out.  It's been less than 24 hours since our last recruit... this drought has got to end!  I trust Urban and everything, but I thought by now he'd have three more 5-Stars in the bag.  I mean, i went to bed last night in anticipation that UFM would be working overtime, calling commits in the middle of the night to secure their verbals.  I wake up and what in the world, NOTHING!  We are in big trouble with this class.  Just sayin'.

Comment 08 Jun 2014
I'm going to enjoy watching us climb from #52 in the 247 polls to a top five team... like watching your "golden horse" come from the back of the pack to take the Kentucky Derby!!!! C'mon boy! You can do it! C'mon!!!!!
Comment 29 May 2014

I logged on just to up vote this...  Best. One. Word. Sarcastic. Comment. Ever.  Wait... no sarcastic font... is this a joke or not?  Now I'm confused.

Comment 18 May 2014

Do not try to comprehend our fiendish foes, to the frozen north.  Their frenzied fights befit the finer fracas of a fallen falcon-warrior.  Why all the "F" -words you ask?  Well, you can't describe #^*%ichigan without a bunch of "F" -words. 

Comment 06 May 2014

I'll wait four years before i make any judgments about "missing out" on a top rated quarterback.  His four stars and a nickel will buy me a whole cup of JACK SQUAT!

Comment 19 Apr 2014

Apparently TG has some big news!!!!!

"I"m committing to OSU!"
      -What Buckeye Nation think he means.
"I'm committing to Auburn!" 
    -What Auburn fans think he means.
"I'm thinking of announcing my top 20 for the fifth time so that i can announce when i'll announce my school announcement for where i'll play"
    -What he really means.


Comment 01 Apr 2014

Drewbuckeye wrote about this the other day but I can't find the post. I think he said you have to purchase helmet stickers that you then convert to bit coins. Those you take down to any Wal mart and they can trade them in for 11W store credits. I know it sounds complicated, but wait, there's more.  With those 11W store credits you can do just about anything.  Buy politicians, recruits, mob connections, but here's the important part.  It gets you into Birm's good graces long enough to have him reveal where the link is to purchase a premium membership.  

Of course you could just run like the rest of us and fish for up votes and helmet stickers, but what's the fun in that?