Pre-Op Consult/Consent: My wife and I trying to corral our 3 kids (all under 5) going nuts in the waiting room. Doctor comes out, surveys the situation and says "Well, I can see why this procedure might make sense for you."
Procedure: Doctor went through two scalpels because of "fibrous tissue." I've seen less "whittling" going on from 70 year old men with bowie knives and a pile of branches nearby. Brutal
Post procedure: sat up in the bed for two days with alternating application of bags of frozen peas. Wife sent the almost-5 year old to deliver beers with new bags of peas. I was shit faced the whole weekend