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Keyser Soze

Spring, TX (via Columbus OH-IO)

Member since 27 July 2014 | Blog

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Voting Record: 399 / 144


  • SPORTS MOMENT: 02 in the desert. Brought tears to my eyes right there in the stands. Made a futures bet $10 at 70-1 odds for us to win it all in July before the season. GO BUCKS!!!!
  • NFL TEAM: Browns
  • NHL TEAM: Blue Jackets
  • NBA TEAM: Cavs
  • MLB TEAM: Tribe
  • SOCCER TEAM: Team USA, other than that I don't care

Recent Activity

Comment 20 May 2015

you have to earn them on the field. the only people that should ever wear one is the player or his family member. 

Comment 20 May 2015

Since the question is best Team of all time I would say Ohio State 14. Losing a heisman frontrunner QB would devastate any other team. would florida state won a title without crab legs? nope probably top 20 finish, what if the backup QB was lost and the toughest games of the year was on 3rd string nobody? I know we didn't run the table and teams were better on the elo chart but looking back on the last 50 national champions could any of those teams gotten through the season and championship like we did with its back up QB's? I doubt it. 

I would really like to hear someone come up with a team in the past that has a chance to match us last year.

Comment 20 May 2015

If your cold pizza means left on table then yes, but in my world cold pizza is cold because you put it in the fridge over night because dairy products don't do too well when left out.

Comment 19 May 2015

BB, Or the people that say yes believe in Urban because of the last 3 seasons and one month's mortgage isn't going to make a difference if we lost it. I can afford to go to Vegas and lose 5k if I wanted to, not saying this is something I regularly do, but an option in my life right now.

To say I am delusional is as bad as if I were to come on here with a knee jerk reaction and say for the 63% of you that said no you are just broke and can't afford it. That would have been BS but I would never say something like that because 5 years ago when I was starting up my business I couldn't afford to put ten dollars in my gas tank sometimes.

Comment 18 May 2015


I used to know him real well. I worked on gameday with him for a couple years and we went out for beers and dinner on several occasions, he was a great guy then and still is. He did play the politics game and jumped on the sec bandwagon but it was all about his job and getting promoted in the TV Industry. He is making bank now and most all on the site would do the same thing if it meant making millions every year until you retire against 150k and busting your hump to just keep a job. 

I have given him shit about being harsh on TV but there was a little truth in some of what he was saying minus the bullshit about not sending his kids to OSU if they were a QB. A lot of us had words for him on that one.

Comment 18 May 2015

Any of you ever do the beer slides and end up out the front door? That was me once.

Remember the cherry bombs soaked in 151 that was a great way to break the ice with a co-ed.

How about the Papa Joe's birthday drink (Hairy Buffalo) in the bucket? I drank one with my buddy on his birthday and fell in a puddle of ice slush and passed out in my car, had hypothermia the next day thank God I couldn't start the car. One of those times that I was thankfully not a statistic.

Comment 18 May 2015

Brothers Pizza on high street a Morse rd across from Tee Jays and right next to Bobs Bar. They had the best white pizza all time. I have tried White Pizza all across the country and closest is 60% as good as brothers.

Comment 15 May 2015

Saw Maiden for the 6th time in September of 13 and Bruce was running around on stage like he was 21!!  

Comment 15 May 2015

thanks. I tried and forgot that I have my site blocked so people can't copy white papers and any data which keeps me from getting the url on the pic I uploaded. I'll try imgur

Comment 15 May 2015

so there's no way to add a picture like if I was attaching a file how I do when I am changing things on my website?

I Guess I will just create a page on my website and block it for customers but it will give me a url 

Comment 15 May 2015

Same thing happened to me in jan. had no idea why and no explanation.

how do you post a picture that you took and is in your photo albums to a comment? when i click on image it asks for a url like something in a web page.

Comment 15 May 2015

how did he ruin peoples lives again? Yes he was caught doping, but he helped so many people across the country push through and tough it out that your comment baffles me.

Comment 30 Apr 2015

SB4L you have to watch it today. AS a lifelong Browns fan and a guy that ripped a piece of the dawg pound and took a turn-style home with him after the last game in Municipal Stadium You have to watch it. I see it as Major League, they were shitty before that movie came out and a couple years later the tribe was on top for a decade, it can happen here but you have to watch to complete the circle!!! Go Browns Take a WR and an O lineman in the 1st!!

Comment 21 Apr 2015

np5 the fact that you made your big statement about the options that the other colleges had for their speakers and pasted the list from 2014 and not 2015 speaks volumes. I say don't go because you don't deserve to be around Archie for your stupid remarks, maybe you can talk some idiot actor or recording artist to come instead. 

Comment 20 Apr 2015

The newport beach brewing Company. I went there a couple of times for the whisky game I think I was there for the overtime game. Had pretty good Bloody Mary's if I remember correctly.

Comment 16 Apr 2015

I'm sure everyone is butt hurt in oregon and will need vaseline for months to come. seriously 350? and the cute little package comes with a home for your hats... do you get a barbie doll too? stupid and worthless. get yourself a woody hat and one or to other go to hats but all this fashion shit is for girls, people that are thinking they would get them need to rethink your gender.


Comment 16 Apr 2015

Just got a bottle of Eagle Rare about 2 hrs ago and the guy at the store also recommended a bottle of Four Roses. trying it out tonight.

Comment 13 Apr 2015

Simple correction. In practice anyone that catches with their body has to do 50 pushups on the spot and get slapped in the face by one of the D Lineman. No excuse to catch with your body unless the QB throws it so hard your hands become a part of your midsection. You know how they preach angry and violent hands for Lineman? Same shit for TE's and receivers, they have to want to kill everything in the way of their hands getting to the ball, but when the ball is there you just become one with it and thats it. Many my core temp just went up a degree or two. I should go to the gym now.

Comment 09 Apr 2015

02 are you brain dead? Do you even know what a grayshirt means? I have been involved with several different college football teams and even at a junior college level people grayshirt every year. This isn't the sec so don't even start this kind of shit.