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Keyser Soze

Spring, TX (via Columbus OH-IO)

Member since 27 July 2014 | Blog

Helmet Stickers: 464 | Leaderboard

Voting Record: 239 / 79


  • SPORTS MOMENT: 02 in the desert. Brought tears to my eyes right there in the stands. Made a futures bet $10 at 70-1 odds for us to win it all in July before the season. GO BUCKS!!!!
  • NFL TEAM: Browns
  • NHL TEAM: Blue Jackets
  • NBA TEAM: Cavs
  • MLB TEAM: Tribe
  • SOCCER TEAM: Team USA, other than that I don't care

Recent Activity

Comment 7 hours ago

I had forgotten about him and did some research since you guys brought him up. I had no idea he is serving life in prison for repeatedly raping a little girl for years when she was 6-11. Oh yeah did I forget to mention that little girl was his daughter? WTF this is one sick man that hopefully is getting his share of rapings in prison. he claims hes innocent but they had a ton of proof against him. he should never be mentioned by anyone again, records wiped off and named removed from ever existing.

Comment 25 Feb 2015

you are going to have to buy all of us that post on this thread season tickets for OSU football because we know what you did. I will then in turn buy you a hooker.

Comment 25 Feb 2015

Be involved with inventing a machine that cleans the frac water so it does not have to be dumped into the injection wells anymore and they can go to all the already full wells and drain them for recycling too. Maybe the president could mandate that all companies have to use it or they can't frac, I would then buy the Browns and design a great logo.

Comment 24 Feb 2015

no I just appreciated a great poo comment

Comment 24 Feb 2015

I am going to reach down deep and pull something positive out of this nonsense. the orange color now has more red in it because they are trying to add some Ohio State magic to the organization. Go Bucks and Browns keep the uniform and helmets the same forever no logos or emblems ever 

Comment 24 Feb 2015

Yeah but after getting over the pain in the pit of your stomach the end result is usually worthy of a nap. I do recall in most sports sayings its not how you start, but how you finish... if this is true explosive diarrhea is a great thing as long as a bathroom is in short proximity!!

Comment 23 Feb 2015

owner of company that sells products (mostly environmentally friendly) from oilfield products to engine treatments and fuel additives all the way to organic soil treatments that increase crop production 20-40%

Comment 23 Feb 2015

that strike needs to end. I sell oilfield and refinery products and we have a new environmentally friendly cleaning product that a marathon refinery in houston is going to compare to current product and I can't get test done because of strike. If I win we will be used to clean 4 tanks the size of the astrodome. ST where are you located?

Comment 21 Feb 2015

Guys, Joey would still run a 4.4 if it was hand timed. I was in the WHAC training and Joey ran a 4.7 with a parachute on his back. I ran a 4.7 at that time and when I saw that I had to see what my time was w/parachute and it was a 5.3 He is a monster and if he still trains he would be a shoe-in for a 4.4

Comment 20 Feb 2015

1) Genesis - Peter Gabriel / Phil Collins

liked genesis better with Collins, but love Gabriel as a solo artist

2) Van Halen - David Lee Roth / Sammy Hagar

Roth by a mile. with him the music was ass kickin, beer drinkin awesomeness and once he left VH they put out music that seemed more like pop rock. The type of music that someone that would listen to a boy band would listen to.  

3) Judas Priest - Rob Halford / Tim "Ripper" Owens


4) Rainbow - Ronnie James Dio / Graham Bonnet / Joe Lynn Turner


5) AC/DC - Bon Scott / Brian Johnson

Bon Scott. I challenge any of you to listen to Highway to Hell all the way through and find another ac/dc album that was as bad ass/perfect as that one. Brian did a fantastic job but the material 80 and before was their best.

6) Pink Floyd - Sid Barrett / David Gilmour

Gilmour. I appreciate Sid being a founder but any of the material I ever heard before a couple years ago was after they ousted him in 68.

7) Black Sabbath - Ozzy Osbourne / Ronnie James Dio / Ian Gillian

The man, the myth, the legend Mr. Ozzy Osbourne

8) Iron Maiden - Paul Di'Anno / Bruce Dickenson

Bruce and unless you are a family member of Paul you won't disagree

9) Journey - Greg Rolle / Steve Perry / Steve Augeri / Arnel Pineda

Steve Perry, but I say this with hesitation because he is one of the biggest assholes I had ever met.

10) Queen - Freddy Mercury / Paul Rodgers / Adam Lambert

Freddy no question

11) Alice in Chains - Layne Staley / William DuVall

Lane Staley. He is by far better than duvall. I saw both live and it's not even close

12) Fleetwood Mac - Peter Green / Bob Welch / Lindsey Buckingham & Stevie Nicks

lindsey and Stevie

Comment 20 Feb 2015

I knew his daughter Jenna and she was a sweetheart. You can't spell Buckeye without Buck and he absolutely poured his heart and soul into Columbus and Ohio State, you will be missed Buck. 

Comment 20 Feb 2015

Banana Cream Pie is my favorite but since I have moved to Texas Pecan pie has been creeping up on BCP, There is a BBQ institution in Houston called Goode BBQ and I'm not kidding their Pecan pie is so perfect it can literally bring a tear to your eye. you can buy one online and it is shipped out to you in a wooden box as fresh as they serve in the restaurant.

Comment 20 Feb 2015

My cousin thats a buma fan said they played like shit and made plenty of excuses after weeks of trash talking, texts and emails about how they were going to wipe the floor with our sorry asses. I explained to him the we physically beat the shit out of their little boys and knowcked out several of their top players by hard hits not anything that could be considered a cheap shot. as I went on to describe what really happened in the game he finally admitted that we were the better team and he didn't see it coming.

Comment 19 Feb 2015

sleepy go back to bed. This thread isn't an argument it is nothing more than a bunch of Ohio State fans telling some stories about the douche baggery of the fans up north. IF I would have started this on the go blow site then your comments would be appropriate, but thats not the case so if you don't have a funny story to tell then just go away because your post reeks of baby shit.

Comment 18 Feb 2015

Look you may have a bigger stadium, but it is one of the lamest atmospheres in college football for the size. I have seen at least 10 games in the outhouse and I have never been impressed with the noise and 5 of them I watched from the field so you can't say I didn't sit in the right place. There are a couple things that make your whole skunkbear clan a joke and I will open up on two of them.

1st was the OSU vs um game in 97 the year you guys won the title. I was working for college gameday and spent 3 days in the town, the night before The Game several friends of mine came up from C-Bus because I got them on the field with some espin passes and we went to the main bar on campus. I can't remember the name but we had probably 100 OSU fans there and completely took it over, I had the DJ (mishitgan man) playing Hang on Sloopy and Buckeye Battle Cry. If a bunch of mishitgan fans tried to take over an OSU bar they would get stomped and tossed out. We don't mid the misguided fans being there and would normally have good natured fun and drink with them, but to take over the bar and get your disgusting fight song played in our bars no frickin way that is nothing short of blasphemy.

2nd was the old scoreboard. the first game of the year in 97 Gameday opened up in aa with you guys against colorado. I went up to the old faded scoreboard that everyone had written messages with their fingers because of all the oxidation from the old paint and found myself a spot on the left side about 3 feet from the edge. I proceeded to write "GO BUCKEYES michigan SUCKS!!!" just like that in caps for all the skunkbear fans to see (and when I mean all to see I'm not exaggerating you could see my message from 10 rows down.) You would never guess what i witnessed when we came back at the end of the season for the OSU game. It was still there not a single attempt to smudge or smear it from a mishitgan fan that was completely disgusted by what I wrote. 

In my humble opinion (A guy that has seen OSU and um play 14 times, my dad also coached under Bo at Miami of Ohio and he came to my house for a visit while in town in 88) that is why the mishitgan fanbase is the biggest bunch of slap dicks in the nation, I have a ton more stories but don't have all day to type.

Go Bucks 2014 National Champs

and mishitgan still sucks!

Comment 17 Feb 2015

nope. they are going to take the best WR or OT with the first pick at 12 and then depending how the draft plays out and free agency the best WR, DT or OT at the 19 position. 

did you guys not pay attention to how we picked last draft, sure manzel was a basket case and needs to grow up but the picks were all solid except for him. Gilbert will be much better this year just watch. 

Comment 17 Feb 2015

I have a question, have all of you stayed in a super 8 or like motel in the past? I don't know why the couple didn't pay for the room show id and give their card then simply walk outside hand the room keys to the homeless people and let them go in the side door with their key and up to the room. problem avoided.

Comment 17 Feb 2015

when my wife and I were watching the NC game she commented on how he gets hit by these huge guys and never goes backwards. She said we should call him Time because it always moves forward no matter what.