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Keyser Soze

Spring, TX (via Columbus OH-IO)

Member since 27 July 2014 | Blog

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  • SPORTS MOMENT: 02 in the desert. Brought tears to my eyes right there in the stands. Made a futures bet $10 at 70-1 odds for us to win it all in July before the season. GO BUCKS!!!!
  • NFL TEAM: Browns
  • NHL TEAM: Blue Jackets
  • NBA TEAM: Cavs
  • MLB TEAM: Tribe
  • SOCCER TEAM: Team USA, other than that I don't care

Recent Activity

Comment 30 Apr 2015

SB4L you have to watch it today. AS a lifelong Browns fan and a guy that ripped a piece of the dawg pound and took a turn-style home with him after the last game in Municipal Stadium You have to watch it. I see it as Major League, they were shitty before that movie came out and a couple years later the tribe was on top for a decade, it can happen here but you have to watch to complete the circle!!! Go Browns Take a WR and an O lineman in the 1st!!

Comment 21 Apr 2015

np5 the fact that you made your big statement about the options that the other colleges had for their speakers and pasted the list from 2014 and not 2015 speaks volumes. I say don't go because you don't deserve to be around Archie for your stupid remarks, maybe you can talk some idiot actor or recording artist to come instead. 

Comment 20 Apr 2015

The newport beach brewing Company. I went there a couple of times for the whisky game I think I was there for the overtime game. Had pretty good Bloody Mary's if I remember correctly.

Comment 16 Apr 2015

I'm sure everyone is butt hurt in oregon and will need vaseline for months to come. seriously 350? and the cute little package comes with a home for your hats... do you get a barbie doll too? stupid and worthless. get yourself a woody hat and one or to other go to hats but all this fashion shit is for girls, people that are thinking they would get them need to rethink your gender.


Comment 16 Apr 2015

Just got a bottle of Eagle Rare about 2 hrs ago and the guy at the store also recommended a bottle of Four Roses. trying it out tonight.

Comment 13 Apr 2015

Simple correction. In practice anyone that catches with their body has to do 50 pushups on the spot and get slapped in the face by one of the D Lineman. No excuse to catch with your body unless the QB throws it so hard your hands become a part of your midsection. You know how they preach angry and violent hands for Lineman? Same shit for TE's and receivers, they have to want to kill everything in the way of their hands getting to the ball, but when the ball is there you just become one with it and thats it. Many my core temp just went up a degree or two. I should go to the gym now.

Comment 09 Apr 2015

02 are you brain dead? Do you even know what a grayshirt means? I have been involved with several different college football teams and even at a junior college level people grayshirt every year. This isn't the sec so don't even start this kind of shit.

Comment 09 Apr 2015

Wow she sounds like a great woman. I believe she was as tough as she was for a couple of reasons. The first obviously because she loved life and wanted to be with you and your siblings as long as she could. Secondly for her children to understand how to be as tough as she is and let all her life and emotions flow through you and carry you through the tough times for the rest of your lives. She will always be with you and looking over you.

Comment 09 Apr 2015

I have read all the articles about Dean and i have a question. It says the doctors refuse to let him play, does that mean for right now or did they determine that he needs to retire like a guy that has had 10 concussions? Dr. Andrews said he isn't ready now, but might be ok after the summer, so where exactly do the OSU doctors stand. No one has come out and said it in any article.

Comment 08 Apr 2015

thanks for the article Rams, you just made my buddy jeremy happy as jabba the hoke at a free donut giveaway, he despises whiskey just a ball hair under mishitgan. It's all about the Buckeyes screw the rest of the teams, every time they do well it opens up a chance for them to recruit someone on the fence about playing time. 

Comment 08 Apr 2015

Wow, he is still amazing a living legend. I have met 20 NFL HOF players and probably 700 pro and college athletes in my time and never once was star struck or at a loss for words until I walked the course with Jack at the skins game when I was working for ESPN. I was in awe and still am to this day.

Does anyone remember when they did an article on Jacks's opinion of Tiger back before he started having knee problems? Jack gave him all the praise in the world and said tigger would be the one that beats his record but until he does they shouldn't crown him king until he owns the record because there is a lot of time in between now (time of interview) and then. He said for instance tiger puts a heck of a large amount of torque on his knee when he swings what if his knee gives out, i have see fantastic players have nothing left after a serious knee surgery. Within 1 year tiger was out of golf with that surgery

He then went on to say how important family life was and how he and his wife were on the same page and had a life plan that they were both committed to. after tigers knee problems the whole cheating scandal came out and he hasn't been the same since. 

Jack will forever be the king of golf, and for the youngsters (under 40) let tigers mistake be your guide, if you are going to get married, commit to your spouse don't go out and have an affair because you are good looking or rich enough to get away with it. The only thing you have in this world is your family and your word. 

Comment 02 Apr 2015

Slayer Raining Blood. is a great entrance and kickoff song. The Thunder and rain while they are setting up and the thrash for when our boys are flying down and kicking some ass. 

Comment 02 Apr 2015

slum lord does it again..... great post anytime someone references midgets like this its a winner. You are trying to create jobs as well.

Comment 02 Apr 2015

we would have played notre dame if we were eligible. buma lost a game that year and the two undefeated teams would have squared off in the NC game. We would have kicked nd's ass 

Comment 01 Apr 2015

I had my wife (girlfriend at the time) call my parents house in Powell and tell them I had been arrested in Mexico and she didn't have enough money to pay off the cops so I was in Jail. This was believable at the time because we went to Mexico every other month for weekend vacations (We lived in Seal Beach CA at the time) So my dad answers the phone and he drops an F-bomb which he never uses. She tells him she is back in San Diego trying to get some money from friends and would cal him back in a bit.

so we let him stew for about 15 minutes and then she calls him back with no answers to get me out. He is getting pissed off by this time and when I got on the phone and said April fools dad he said for the first time in my life to f off and hung up. Now what we didn't know was two of my aunts and uncles were there along with my brothers and their girlfriends and cousins too. so there were about 17  people sitting around the table playing trivial pursuit and when my dad started yelling at me you could hear a pin drop and when he stormed out of the room they all busted a gut laughing for quite a while. Unfortunately my dad heard the laughter from his den and that only ignited his take on my little joke. To this day I still feel bad for getting him like that, the whole family still laughs and thinks its the greatest joke ever on my dad but he still reminds me what an ass I was back in 2000. 

Comment 31 Mar 2015

Logan is a stud and someday he will possibly be looked upon as the greatest OSU athlete of all time but right now that belongs to Jesse Owens. His records in 35 & 36 were unbelievable but what he had to go through at OSU and in Berlin were nothing short of impossible. 

At the time of Owens' matriculation, The Ohio State University had only one men's dorm, and Owens was barred from it because of his race. He instead shared a boarding house with several other African-American students on East 11th Avenue, where they cooked their own meals and sometimes ate in the student union. No restaurant along High Street would serve them, nor were they allowed to go to most movie theaters. Owens, though, made the best of the situation, focusing on his studies and training with the OSU track team under coach Larry Snyder. 

the old saying what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger certainly applies here.

Records Held (set in 45 minutes)
World Record: Long Jump - 8.13 m (May 25, 1935 - )
World Record: 100 yd. - 9.40 (May 25, 1935 - )
World Record: 100 m - 10.20 (June 20, 1936 - )
World Record: 200 m - 20.30 (May 25, 1935 - )

1936 Olympics: Long Jump (1st)
1936 Olympics: 100 m (1st)
1936 Olympics: 200 m (1st)
1936 Olympics: 400 m relay (1st)
1935 Big Ten: Long Jump - 8.13 m (1st)
1935 Big Ten: 100 yd. - 9.40 (1st)
1935 Big Ten: 200 m - 20.30 (1st)
1935 Big Ten: 200 m hurdles (1st)
1935 Big Ten: 220 yd. (1st)
1935 Big Ten: 220 yd. hurdles (1st)
1935 NCAA: Long Jump (1st)
1935 NCAA: 100 yd. (1st)
1935 NCAA: 200 m hurdles (1st)
1935 NCAA: 220 yd. (1st)
1936 NCAA: Long Jump (1st)
1936 NCAA: 100 yd. (1st)
1936 NCAA: 200 m hurdles (1st)
1936 NCAA: 220 yd. (1st)

Comment 25 Mar 2015

Trying to figure out why someone would on an Ohio State site celebrate in his username attending AACC? That's the first question second is why the hell would you want to go there? piss and blue is a disgusting combination.

Comment 24 Mar 2015

I use chrome but if you sign in with internet explorer or any other search engines you can do more than one vote today