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Keyser Soze

Spring, TX (via Columbus OH-IO)

Member since 27 July 2014 | Blog


  • SPORTS MOMENT: 02 in the desert. Brought tears to my eyes right there in the stands. Made a futures bet $10 at 70-1 odds for us to win it all in July before the season. GO BUCKS!!!!
  • NFL TEAM: Browns
  • NHL TEAM: Blue Jackets
  • NBA TEAM: Cavs
  • MLB TEAM: Tribe
  • SOCCER TEAM: Team USA, other than that I don't care

Recent Activity

Comment 09 Oct 2015

Thank you Curt! This was a great article with fantastic questions, it may be one of the best pieces I have ever seen on Ohio State Wrestling. It is so difficult to find any information out about the wrestling team out of season keep up the good work! You do work like this and The Mat and Flowrestling are going to try and scoop you up.

Comment 09 Oct 2015

I never knew they did the original. I also had no idea the band name that did the watusi and peanut butter and it was the Vibrations. How did the McCoys get all the credit when they were just doing a cover song?

Ohio State should do a tribute to them at halftime this season. all but one member is still alive and its the least we can do for the guys that wrote a song that gives us so much joy!! here is a link to their site. 

Comment 08 Oct 2015

Ok, so let me get this straight if I am in Nawlins' and I take pictures of a bunch of titties and email them to myself and download them to my laptop then I can be charged with the same exact thing as this kid? that is complete horse shit. If you are getting naked in public its all fair game. 

Comment 06 Oct 2015

wb 182, you do realize there are just 3 members in the band right? try listening to Xanadu, I know this was 77 but you need to get off all your social media, sit back, relax, crank this up and listen to musical geniuses at work.

Comment 02 Oct 2015

Tank is a complete douche. I lived in HB for 8 years and always ran into him in the bars. Never fought him myself (lover not a fighter) but he is the true definition of a bully, he would seriously get drunk and start fights all the time I'm really surprised he isn't in jail for assault. I would love to see a woman kick his ass, he is so out of shape it makes me look like old football self. 

It's true if he connects with a good one in the face he would knock out any woman on the planet but if she is good enough maybe he doesn't get the chance.

Comment 29 Sep 2015

I own a company that is, or was in oilfield sales. we lost 100% of our business because the price of oil dropped and the US lost over half of their land rigs. So we branched out to other product sales that we have had for almost 5 years but the sales of 55 gallon drums were too good to spend any time on other products. We have an environmentally friendly cleaning line that can liquify the sludge built up in the decommissioned barges that have been sitting for 5-10 years because it costs 300k to clean them out so they can scrap them.

Sounds pretty great that I have the only chemical that is proven to liquify the sludge to a pumpable state and keep it like that in the history of barge cleaning right? Not to mention the cleaning time goes from a couple months to 10 days per barge, so I have a contract to clean 3- 300 ft barges but the price of scrap metal is so low that the company is going to let the barges float until it comes up again. Only problem is that oil affects the price of scrap metal so it could be until next year until that comes around. The problem with sales is that I spent 3 months on this contract and several thousand dollars on lunches and product testing in the lab. It sure is nice when the big contracts come in but until then its back to college days of ramen noodles, mac and cheese and kool aid... It's not quite that bad but yall get the picture.

Comment 29 Sep 2015

he deserves nothing more than to leave scum 0-4 against the Buckeyes. He is the biggest douche on that team. He needs to be beaten so severely by our D lineman to the point that he never wants to put pads on again. PS fuck you kyle

Comment 28 Sep 2015

Fuck mishitgan. every time the lose their fanbase is miserable so why would any of you on this site want them to win? So we have a good game? Commies that want redistribution of talent maybe? You and chrissy matthews can take that idea and make a new conference with the independants  

Comment 28 Sep 2015

I'm not a fan. I watched the whole video and to me I can't get into any music that's gimmicky. If you have to have almost naked chicks as the center of the song then it seems to me like you are saying look over hear at the shinny ball while my associate is taking your wallet. I like to be blown away by music. Now I am going to play Mansion in the Darkness so I can be evened out for the rest of the day.

Comment 21 Sep 2015

Sanders I just read all your posts on this subject and that is some serious nonsense. we gave them the ball with 1:34 left and they should have had only 47 seconds. You are doing a heck of a job trying to spin things but there is no other way to see this. we are not talking politics or religion here but time management so here is a breakdown that I hope can get through to you. I am commenting with the premise that we snap the ball at 3 seconds so there is plenty of time.

starting at 4:17 we snapped with 23 seconds left then fumbled left 20 seconds on the clock. After we get ball back and there is 2:25 left we snap at 20 seconds leaving 17 seconds. Then when we punted at 1:46 we snap at 13 seconds leaving 10. so after all this time we give them 1:34 to drive 80 yards instead of 47 seconds. 

None of us are saying anything remotely close to us knowing more than Urban, but we are saying there was some mix up and that needs to be fixed. If you ask 100 different division 1 coaches this same exact scenario and leave out the teams and coaches I bet you that 100% of them side with me on this. Hell if someone talked with urban I bet he would say that should never happen and they are going to work on Time Management.

Comment 21 Sep 2015

No, great coaching has to do with multiple things all at once. Yes if we make the 1st down it's a moot point, just like if we score a touchdown its all over too, but when it does not happen that's when you have to be prepared. Being prepared is running down the game clock so you leave them 30 seconds to make a long drive to try to tie the game. Nobody thinks it could happen until it does. Like all the morons that text and drive, you know the assholes that tell you they can multi-task but then go out and ruin a family's life?

same thing but on a different scale, everything you do leads up to the result correct? We always want to score a TD and cut their jugular, but as we are doing it we can run down the clock and get the fuck out of dodge because we all know it is a crap day that needs to be over so we can start working on the problems during practice. What if one of our boys slips like Shawn Springs did and 19 gets a 50 yd td? Now we are in a BS position because we assumed we would somehow overpower a team that we didn't for 57 minutes already.

Comment 19 Sep 2015

Braxton has a ton of speed why not try him as the deep threat? I don't recall a single pass going 50 yards yet this season. We have to try someone deep in a game not just practice

Comment 19 Sep 2015

I agree with both of you, but can everyone quit saying Roll Buckeyes!!! I have seen it too much on here and I believe some other team that has sex with their sister uses that saying.