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Keyser Soze

Spring, TX (via Columbus OH-IO)

Member since 27 July 2014 | Blog

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Voting Record: 542 / 173


  • SPORTS MOMENT: 02 in the desert. Brought tears to my eyes right there in the stands. Made a futures bet $10 at 70-1 odds for us to win it all in July before the season. GO BUCKS!!!!
  • NFL TEAM: Browns
  • NHL TEAM: Blue Jackets
  • NBA TEAM: Cavs
  • MLB TEAM: Tribe
  • SOCCER TEAM: Team USA, other than that I don't care

Recent Activity

Comment 01 Aug 2015

It would be nice to see at least 87-0 or more vs mishitgan. I would love to erase this from the the record books of The Rivalry 

Largest victory michigan 86, Ohio State 0 (1902)

Comment 29 Jul 2015

Thanks 3M you do make things better!

I showed the list to my wife and when we got to the bottom, I said and last but not least diarrhea.... She said number 3 and low and behold that wasn't on the list. I cracked up because that extensive list of funny shit and my wife immediately said one that was excluded. I guess I have a keeper.

Comment 21 Jul 2015

it happened in 02 and he wasn't charged because the police said he was provoked. the asshat also wrote an apology letter to Buzz.

I don't believe it matters if it were yesterday or 20 years ago seeing a dickhead get punched by a hero of the United States is a beautiful thing in any setting.

I read up on this guy bart that got his ass kicked by an old man and he is a communist and has spent decades trying to disprove the lunar landings to discredit NASA and the United States. wish we could get a line of NASA employees to punch him.

Comment 21 Jul 2015

We are all behind you Zach!! You are in our prayers, congrats on getting married!!

Comment 17 Jul 2015

Navy I'm with you. I don't understand how someone can pay money go to a live event and spend 70% of the time looking at their phone. Take a picture or video I get it. I do that all the time, but damn wait until after the game, concert or show to post it to SM. You know you are going to have to wait for 20 minutes in line to leave anyway so why not sit in the seat post to twatter or whatever and then miss the crowd. Oh yes I forgot everything has to be right now or its not cool. Definition of cool sure has changed in the last 20 years.

Comment 16 Jul 2015

woody I think you misunderstand what I posted. he didn't say for others to hurt these worms. He said if the flag burners really wanted to start a new trend to try it in front of a bunch of Marines. He said this knowing they would never dare do it, basically calling them chicken shits but doing it in a way anyone that desposes those types could envision them getting knocked out, which might just make them feel good in return without the actual violence.

I understand what freedom of speech means by protecting everyone's rights good or bad, but it's been a while since that has been a two way street. Certain people get offended and its good-by Charlie.

Comment 16 Jul 2015

the video is someone that is pissed off seeing these fucks have these flag burning/ass wiping challenges. He was saying here is a challenge for you go to any airport and wait for a plane full of Marines to come in from active duty and try that shit in front of them. This guys is just sick and tired of assholes and voicing his opinion... 1st amendment right? 

Comment 14 Jul 2015

06 what do you mean when you say "The momentum of the Supreme Court ruling one week before the women's team winning, with many of the women being impacted by the ruling"?

Are you talking about gay marriage? if so why would that mean anything, even if all the soccer players are gay and had a wedding at midfield? The award is about the best team, not best team with a political win. I understand that people have to go through a lot of things good or bad but players not being able to legally get married has zero impact on how they play in a game/tournament. Also there could be the negative side to look at on the women's team Hope Solo staying out of jail on multiple domestic violence charges because she is a woman.

 A team that loses best defensive player, best offensive player (heisman front-runner) before the season 2nd team QB has school record breaking season and would have been top 2 if not win the heisman goes down, death of brother on team, 3rd string QB with no experience but moronic tweets slays wisconsin and the 2 giants winning the NC.... That is called adversity and no one has had to overcome that much in one season before.

Buckeyes deserve the win! 

Comment 13 Jul 2015

Better than last year. I was talking to my wife and said this one is pretty weak no dead bodies.... 30 seconds later they curb stomped me for talking smack. 

I could do with out the gay love comments from his little soldier fling. will never be able to erase what they said, of course it went over my head and my wife had to explain what he meant and i puked in my mouth a little bit. 

Comment 11 Jul 2015

Thats funny because as I typed it made me think of some funny situations I got into during those times usually the worst was after 25 cent drink night a Pressley's 

Yes a good bourbon (what I thought of as an old mans drink) is perfect now. I am in the middle of 2 bottles I just tried for the first time- Eagle Rare and 4 Roses

Comment 11 Jul 2015

I keep seeing if batman was given the time to prepare.... Ok since superman is no dummy I would expect he has this preparation time too and since we all know lead blocks kryptonite he can build a suit for himself and batman could do nothing. 

if there was no time for batmans prep work like most streetfights happen superman could kill him in 1,000 different ways within 1-2 seconds. Rip him in half or using his laser vision like a sniper rifle before batman could ever call out to robin for help. 

Don't get me wrong I have always loved batman since I first saw the comic at age 4, but superman in a realistic world would never be beaten by anyone. A guy that can throw a planet like I would a baseball against a mortal man who has to wear a suit to protect himself and drive a car to chase down bad guys or use a plane to fly = a deadman.

They are both good guys so why not have a comic where they fight all the middle eastern terrorists instead of themselves. either that or turn LOBO loose on them.

Comment 10 Jul 2015

so what. There would be no need for a team in an tribal indian league to call themselves the indians so according to you words are off limits unless they describe you? This is America where everyone has the right to free speech and right now the same people that complained about free speech/censorship when tv only had shows that were morally decent. These shows may say damn or hell and no nudity now you have as close to sex on primetime but want to pick and choose whats ok to say and control things today? 

I remember wanting to punch tipper gore in the face when they tried to restrict the lyrics and subject of what was on a record or cd and the same people that were against her in the 80's are trying to pull the same crap and say its ok for the government to tell us how to think. good job

Comment 10 Jul 2015

Total BS. they should never change the name of the Indians. I work in the Oil industry and have met well over 200 indians over the age of 30 while working in Oklahoma and none of them care or feel slighted or any of that panty waste crap. They think it's a joke and laugh at us all the time for becoming such pussies, it is all about the warrior mentality and they understand that. 

I love Chief Wahoo and have since I was a kid, I never one time in my life made fun of an indian or thought CW was poking fun at a nation. There is so much indian history in Ohio from the Miami at Fort Pickawillany to Tecumseh and the Shawnee. I grew up around all of them My dad is from Piqua and we were taught all about the different tribes and the history of Ohio at a young age and appreciated it. 

Comment 10 Jul 2015

I don't know about any of you, but when I was 16 I lived at OSU campus bars an had sex with at least 15 college girls over my junior and senior year of HS. some of the girls were 23 and 24. they had no idea I was underage and I lied my ass off to them pretty much every second I was talking. 

I guess there are a couple questions that need to be answered, were these girls lying like I used to? if so then that is on them and just because their parents don't want to think their precious daughter isn't the slut she really is they press charges?? screw that!

BUT, if he did know she was young then her dad should get some time with the punk and he needs to be tied up ala black ops prison for terrorists.

Comment 10 Jul 2015

Will people quit saying merica. what the fuck, have a little respect and say it all the way through, America. I get that people like to get lazy with so much of the English language but just dropping one letter is it really going to save you that much time for the next 50 years?

Comment 08 Jul 2015

when her brother got a minivan, my wife said she would suffocate me in my sleep if I ever thought about getting such a lame and shameful vehicle. I hate them just as much so there is no problem here.

If she wants the ultimate one with leather its going to cost you as much or more than a good used SUV. I love 92's way, the HOT soccer moms will think you are such a caring and fantastic guy for getting the minivan the will be lining up for RH.

Comment 01 Jul 2015

I agree, I only like to read about Ohio State Players. If they commit to OSU then I will give a shit, if you want to play somewhere else I'm glad I didn't waste time on ya.