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Keyser Soze

Spring, TX (via Columbus OH-IO)

Member since 27 July 2014 | Blog


  • SPORTS MOMENT: 02 in the desert. Brought tears to my eyes right there in the stands. Made a futures bet $10 at 70-1 odds for us to win it all in July before the season. GO BUCKS!!!!
  • COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYER: Chris Spielman, Braxton Miller
  • NFL TEAM: Browns
  • NHL TEAM: Blue Jackets
  • NBA TEAM: Cavs
  • MLB TEAM: Tribe
  • SOCCER TEAM: Team USA, other than that I don't care

Recent Activity

Comment 26 May 2017

So Chris are you the type of guy that gets a woman to put on stiletto heels and stomp on your nuts? Because if you do partake in that kind of thing I can fully understand why you like to revisit things that most of us cringe from even thinking about like those so called losses you talked about.

The loss to florida I can honestly say I drank a bottle of jager by myself and completely blacked out so it never happened. Except Teddy's Kickoff return that happened.

Comment 03 May 2017

you being a non-Browns fan I can respect the comment...

Comment 03 May 2017

I get you Lamp, I am not going to root for him, but will not root for his failure either. 

Comment 03 May 2017

Let me start off by saying since he put on the piss and blu uniform I have utterly despised that tiny over-cocky prick that walks with his shoulders back like he is 6'6 310 at 5% body fat. I wanted a lineman to crush him like the cockroach that he is, 205 is too small to be that arrogant.

With that being put out there, I am also a Browns fan and have found a way to get the fuck you's out of my system since draft day. So if you are a Browns fan and you root for him to crash and burn please go to the nearest zoo, find the wolf exhibit and keep telling yourself that on the other side of the glory hole (chain link fence) there is a smoking 22 year old co-ed ready for you.

Don't ever root against family (Ohio State and Browns players included) or you will have some bad mojo surrounding you for a while.

Comment 03 May 2017

Perfect, I feel the same way but my initial feeling was repeated 4-5 times. I believe coach Williams will polish that turd and hopefully he will shine for us. Wanted Malik so damn much but we have to go with who we got now, no time to complain just deal with it and hope it turns out the best for us all.

Comment 15 Apr 2017

Yes you are 100% John, but to my best recollection and I'm 45 so I had a front row seat to this debacle, Pete never did any of these things to tank a game. Please correct me if I'm wrong because I asked my Grandfather about Pete and he was a huge cincy fan.... made it to every home opener for over 50 years with the same 3 guys. Grandpa watched every game he could and listened to everyone on the radio that wasn't on tv and he stood by Pete saying he never noticed anything fishy about his managing skills.

Comment 12 Apr 2017

I like how the turds from up north say there is nothing else to do in the state of Ohio. You may be right if you say nothing else BETTER to do than attend an Ohio State Football game, but please list all the fantastic things that one can do in the shit state up north that is out of our range down in Ohio. 

Well.... I'm waiting

Comment 11 Apr 2017

Amazing talks and especially loved to see how close all the boys got hugs and tears going around the room. This is going to make a difference late in the 4th quarter in a big game this season bank on it! 

Once again great job Coach Meyer for finding the perfect people to get the team to rally around each other during the springtime to build a secure, solid foundation for the 2017 National Championship Buckeyes!!!!

Comment 07 Apr 2017

I have seen tape on Jack and he was very funny and maybe the OG, BUT he died in 1973 and Don Rickles just died yesterday. You claim to be a Marine so you should show a little class and restraint and not take away from Mr. Rickles or anyone that has a good memory from his performances. 

PS there is no E in the word scary.

Comment 20 Mar 2017

I agree that you can't leave it to the officials, but holy crap.... I just rewatched 3rd period and after Bo got his escape he shot 4 times and a stall was called then he took 5 shots and fucking crickets!!! I used to wrestle and taking 9 shots in 1:30 while pushing and pulling on another stud athlete is going to drain you and then hall gets a takedown. 

That was one of the worst jobs in officiating I have seen in a while. Bo you should have had a 3-3 tie with 10 seconds left. I hate woulda, coulda, shoulda's but damn this was a lame way to end it.