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Keyser Soze

Spring, TX (via Columbus OH-IO)

Member since 27 July 2014 | Blog

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  • SPORTS MOMENT: 02 in the desert. Brought tears to my eyes right there in the stands. Made a futures bet $10 at 70-1 odds for us to win it all in July before the season. GO BUCKS!!!!
  • NFL TEAM: Browns
  • NHL TEAM: Blue Jackets
  • NBA TEAM: Cavs
  • MLB TEAM: Tribe
  • SOCCER TEAM: Team USA, other than that I don't care

Recent Activity

Comment 15 hours ago

For everyone that didn't want to read it I did and it was worth the choad getting a click. quote from douche boy,

"Ohio State repeats as champions and I eat a bag of dicks on live television."

Comment 31 Aug 2015

in 1948, the last time anne arber community kollege won the outright national championship in football the average Cost of new house $7,700.00 Average wages per year $2,950.00 Cost of a gallon of Gas 16 cents Average Cost of a new car $1,250.00

edit: there are prices between 16 and 26 cents listed... however after checking the dept of energy site it says .26 so I guess .16 was off

Comment 28 Aug 2015

I believe it was all of the above with Mike. I wanted him in there from day one, I knew he was going to be an unbelievable talent, but I had no idea of the little things he didn't do. Heck it could have been classroom things or practice things. Whatever it was Urban saw his potential and knew what it was going to take to make him a true champion.

Thank God we have someone with the clear vision that Coach has, Urban would be the CEO of any company he started to work for at ground level. in Politics he would probably be running for president by now. Everything he does is directed to a certain small goal that helps achieve the main goal. on my business email i have a quote from urban ‘If what you want is different than what you have, then you need to change what you are doing.’ 

We should all pay attention and do what he does and how he does it in our personal lives, I'm Sure Mr. Thomas will back that statement up. He's going to be a 1st round draft pick because he listened and did his job.

Comment 25 Aug 2015

when you look at the TD to INT ratio, I mean how can you not think he was betting on the games and making sure the man didn't lose. in 4 years he had 46 TD's and 50 INT's. I have talked with my dad (coached under BO at Miami of Ohio) and he said art was a special talent and lets just say should have had better stats while at OSU.

Could you imagine a college QB now with that INT to TD ratio getting drafted in the 1st round? Hell no

Comment 25 Aug 2015

Yes prison break was a great show. we used to get together with my wife's sister and husband to watch it.

Both sisters were in love with the main character wentworth, you know the if I could sleep with a celebrity thing... In true husband fashion me and Brandon would always shrug our shoulders and say yeah you two are in love with a gay guy, just to mess with our wives. Then 5 years or so later he says he is really gay so I get to tease them both every now and then about that.

Comment 21 Aug 2015

Houston is the worst. I have lived in C-bus, Orange County, CA and Houston area and traffic is worst in LA but Houston you can be driving 85 in a 65 and there is usually some knucklehead riding 4 inches off your bumper. We're on the same team dude we like to speed but the people here are just unsafe. 

Comment 21 Aug 2015

4K this is awesome. I would much rather see this video than the hype one posted earlier. seeing these guys bust their ass in Practice gets me more pumped than watching highlights of games I still have on my DVR. Great work media team, the recruits notice this type of cutting edge work too!!!

Comment 21 Aug 2015

So did I on E. Lane Ave and Tuller. We had a huge window in the TV room and some random kid got picked up and thrown through it right after the fight. Man did that cold air put a sobering freeze in the room. 

Comment 21 Aug 2015

granted bollman was a huge turd, but Tressel's offense?? didn't Troy Smith win a Heisman Trophy playing QB in Tressels offense??

when he said that he wouldn't send his boys to OSU to play QB that was an opinion that just came out, he wasn't asked by Lee or Chris if he would send them to OSU he just vomited that out on the screen. If he was answering a question not as big of a deal, but just to say that because you are pissed and having a back and forth with TP?? He should have been better than that. 

Comment 20 Aug 2015

"Guys, come on it's all ball bearings these days" Seriously though if you look at the top that pinhead chris chasse was a part of the article so USA today has that going for them.

Comment 20 Aug 2015

I used to work on college gameday with Kirk and he was a great guy. I do remember some things he said that were over the top about if his kids were QB's they wouldn't ever go to OSU and it pissed everyone off because for kids today that's like gospel to them when its on ESPN.

Comment 20 Aug 2015

Let's put and end to this now, Here comes the Pain by Slayer!! With a couple verses below

Here comes the pain, You're no different from the rest
Victim is your name in my vicious wasteland
Here comes the pain, Your destruction manifests
Lying there broken looking up, as I still stand!!!

Bring it all on, come and take on what you fear
I'm the storm that towers overhead
Ticking time bomb, with an infinite charge
Bringer of torture, the master is here
Everyone falls, everyone falls!!!

Comment 20 Aug 2015

I've been pulling for Raining Blood as into song forever.

Comment 20 Aug 2015

weak sauce md. Tell mee, how many times were you shoved in a loccker during your high school dazs?

Ramzy posts somethang that make me actually tink something positive about a another duche bagg from Russia, and you tthinks u are so great that you need to call out some typos? who the fuck carez?

the story kicks ass and is a blueprint for coaches in every sport across this great nation except for mishitagan because they are such an elite class of braniacs that they would never have to stoop to our level to win the big ten and the NC.....oops maybe not

start cheering for the terrapins because you are sucking as a Buckeye right now.

Comment 20 Aug 2015

why would a story like this be in the forum before its all over every news outlet in America? It wouldn't, so everyone smoke a joint.

92 you did admit trying to stir things up to wake everyone up right? , seriously I wasn't worried at all because it was an old post, but have the common sense never to speak about injuries to our players. Example: Don't ever lie about missing work because a family member is sick, in the hospital or dead.

You never know what can happen and talking in a negative way or bringing up a negative subject like this is just stupid. It's way worse than all the lame executives in Hollywood remaking all the great movies that should never be touched. Have an original thought or step away from the computer.

*[MOD Edit: Watch the words you use.]

Comment 20 Aug 2015

Ramzy, there is no way 11W can be paying you enough for your work. I don't remember a single piece you have written that hasn't been fantastic. I'm not sure if coach Meyer reads 11W but if he does I'm sure he would say you write how Evan Spencer Plays!!!

Comment 17 Aug 2015

How old are you guys because I am 43 and when I was in pee wee leagues 3rd place was cutoff they never handed out lame participation medals or trophy's. I remember getting a 6th place medal at a big invitational track meet for shot put my sophomore year in high school and wanting to throw it away before my dad talked me out of it. He helped me understand that 6th place at an invitational with 30+ throwers as a sophomore is a good day. 

Comment 14 Aug 2015

in the story the writer says The moral of the story: Never question Harbaugh's toughness. Thats a joke and a half. The pussy broke his hand on a retired QB's jaw, that's not toughness, that's weak bones with a splash of vagina.