Whoa there DJ. Wichita, Kansas is actually a really nice place that I call home.
Looks like it's time for today's installment of Fun Facts About Wichita:
-Did you know that Wichita has more sunny days than Miami or Honolulu? I don't believe that stat either.
-Are you a fan of Pizza Hut or White Castle? Both started here in the middle of nowhere, er, Wichita. (So did Freddy's Frozen Custard and Spangles, but those are more regional)
-Wichita is the air capitol of the world! Responsible for more aviation industry lay-offs than anywhere else!
-I received my Bachelor's from a school called Friends University. Once called Friends University of Central Kansas. Think about it.
-It is illegal for a restaurant to serve cherry pie a la mode on Sundays in Wichita. Which I just learned and will now put to the test this coming Sunday.
Come to think of it, your review of why to root for the Shockers was probably one of the nicest things anybody will say about Wichita for years to come.
P.S.- Gregg Marshall is, in fact, a Warlock. I can attest to this as most definitely being true. And I'm pretty sure Charles Koch must be not-so-secretly paying him a
little lot extra on the side.