There is nothing quite as seductive as a woman taking a selfie in front of a trash can
"Hey Bill, it's time to move the Big 12 trophies. What's your plan?"
"Well, I've got this tiny, rickety flat cart. We'll load it with the trophies all the way to the edges and then I'll pull it over curbs and sidewalks."
"Doesn't sound too smart, Bill. Wouldn't it be safer to simply grab a crew of guys and carry them across the street?"
"But that will take more time. This way is easier. Trust me."
A couple of weeks ago, there was a thread comparing Mike Weber to Saquan Barkley. His performance in this game should put those comparisons to rest. Barkley is on another level.
Man, I feel so dirty. I'm actually rooting for Penn State.
Does this mean that Dabo is going to be the next coach of the Bucks in about 5 or 6 years?
And this defeat was worse, but not as painful--at least for me. I went into 2006 so confident that the Bucks would roll. This time, I felt we were living on borrowed time because we already knew that our offense wasn't good; we just didn't know it was that bad.
The narrative that the BIG 10 sucks will be well deserved after this stinker of a performance. The BIG has been crap this bowl season
It's halftime, but I'm interested to see if Knox is still in his stance waiting for the ball to be hiked.
What was the offensive staff doing all month?
Beck: "So guys, we have an O-line that can't pass block."
Warriner: "And wide receivers who can't get separation."
Beck: "And a QB who can't make quick reads or throw passes accurately."
Beck and Warriner: "Lets spread them out and pass every play. And lets give our RB one carry and flex him out wide like he is a WR."
Why is Weber out there when we are going to use him as a WR. He can't catch or make people miss. Give him the ball or put in a WR
Holy crap! I didn't know that we were recruiting a Batman super-villain! We have to lock McKinney up! Not as in get him to commit, but we need to literally lock him up. We saw the destruction he caused when he teamed up with the Joker in The Dark Knight.
Well, crap, Beth Mowins. Your investigative reporting just caused our silent commit to silently decommit in less than 2 hours!
His name is Dabo. Every first day of school, he had to raise his hand when the teacher called out 'Dabo.' Every time he met a girl at a bar in college, he had to inform her his name is Dabo. What a sad life.
He deserves our pity, not our indignation.
I saw something about Strong's buyout from Texas being diminished if he takes another job. I wonder if it's worth it to rush back into coaching when he knows it will actually cost him money.
But if he is willing, I think he would be a great choice
I'm not sure. I thought that was the rule, unless it goes out of bounds prior to the 35, then the ball is placed at the spot it goes out.
Either way, I almost pooped my pants when I saw him reverse field and break a couple of tackles. Our kickoff coverage was not very good Saturday.
I was wondering why they didn't just kick it out of bounds too. Who cares if they get the ball at the 35 with a few seconds left? Just don't allow a return.
I'm concerned about Dobbins. I wonder about his commitment if Herman pegs him as a priority and puts on the full-court press.
If Colorado beats Washington, then Michigan will also have two wins over power 5 conference champs -- PSU/Wisconsin & Colorado.
This type of year calls for an 8 team playoff. Outside of Alabama, the resumes of 2-7 are nearly impossible to separate.
Holy Cow. Pure delirious joy
can't believe how crazy this game is. It has everything...except good offense.
kill me now. I'm dead on the inside already
just kick the ball out of bounds. Who cares if they get it at the 35