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Member since 22 March 2011 | Blog


  • SPORTS MOMENT: 2002 National Championship win. So much heart.

    on a lame note, a close second is the Bengals' come-from-behind regular season win at home vs. the Steelers in 2009.

    Amended as of 1/13/15- Greatest CFB postseason ever
  • NFL TEAM: Cincinnati Bengals
  • NHL TEAM: Chicago Blackhawks/Phoenix Coyotes
  • NBA TEAM: Chicago Bulls/Memphis Grizzlies
  • MLB TEAM: Chicago Cubs
  • SOCCER TEAM: >Schalke

Recent Activity

Comment 22 Sep 2015

For Cardale to get cooking, the Slobs will need to get back to their road-paving ways and some sort of vertical threat needs to emerge

So, until said threat emerges, JT and his success with running the read-option give the offense the best chance to run smoothly?

I hate the idea of QB hot potato, but unless Braxton can somehow pick up Devin Smith's sixth sense of impeccably tracking deep balls while they're in the air...Cardale is going to be lacking a key component in making him (and the entire offense) such a monster. 

But hey, I guess that's what these tune-up games are for. 

Comment 17 Aug 2015

this. just because it's a meme doesn't mean it's not real. 

Comment 07 Aug 2015

I watched that Harbaugh clip. I don't know what I expected.

Even knowing about his ALL MILK EVERYTHING mindset, it was still weird.

Comment 05 Aug 2015

Apparently Hall hid a week-long visit to Alabama from the staff, showed up late to Friday Night Lights, and then showed up to the WHAC that Saturday in an Alabama shirt.

...damn, dude. Forget disrespectful, that's just not smart. All you're doing is making yourself look bad. Good grief.

Comment 07 Apr 2015


graphic interchange format

...jraphic interchange format?

Yeah, sorry. I don't care who cites what, using a 'j' sound to pronounce that file extension just doesn't make any sense. Don't be a snooty contrarian type. Keep it real. 

Comment 11 Mar 2015

OI. i'll reck u proper, m8 i swear on me mum i will

but seriously, It's the offseason. I can't help who I grew up rooting for. Bengals, Brownies, let's all just get along. For like a week. ish.

Comment 24 Feb 2015

Thank you, Mr. Jervey. going to be good. 

Hero. You're a hero. Bless you and your diligence. 

Comment 24 Feb 2015 Lane Kiffin making a tit of himself mere seconds before getting #VonnyFootball'd aside... 

I'd like to point out that as a Memphian, I feel #blessed being able to witness (figurative)big man Mike Conley do the damn thang, coming up in the clutch time and time again, offense and defense alike, developing his game over the past several seasons to the point where he's generally considered to be a key cog in the Grizzlies super gritty style of play.  

Flash back to his 'questionable' contract extension in 2010, and #hot #takes abound- Here is my personal favorite- by a CBS blogger, no less! This is the *actual headline* to the piece linked below:

"Grizzlies commit franchise suicide, extend Conley"

Sirs at the CBS blog cubicle: I do believe that, as proven by the passage of time and the development of said blog entry's subject, your #take, recklessly #scorching as it may have been, has been unequivocally Blown. The. F*ck. Out

Comment 13 Feb 2015

Damn, I love that tweet. Came out in the middle of the highest tension game I've ever sat through, as I was losing my mind. CAN WE BEAT BAMA I DON'T KNOW and then I see that and relax for all of six seconds. 

Comment 09 Feb 2015

What in the world did Marshawn Lynch ever do to you?

Comment 09 Feb 2015

If you really need a reason to justify this showing up, how about Braxton being heavily rumored to be transferring out there? Remember the mini-ordeal before the title game over him favoriting the 'RT for Ohio State/Fav for Oregon' tweet? Seems way less likely now.

Comment 07 Feb 2015

agree. Devin Smith is awesome, but Randy Moss was an absolute force of nature. It's almost like his lackadaisical nature was an equalizer, built into his game by some higher power. A true achilles heel. 

In fact...all of these projections are of the over-the-top super optimistic variety. I love the enthusiasm, don't get me wrong. But it just isn't realistic to expect every one of these graduating players to have lightning-in-a-bottle, best-case scenario professional career. 

Comment 27 Jan 2015
Oh. My. God. kool-aid man got nothin' on me I'll drink Finebaum's milkshake, I'll DRINK IT UP pls forgive I think this broke my brain freaking go Bucks now and forever aaaaaaaa