Have ever found yourself in bed on a sleepless night, wondering to yourself, 'How does he do it? How does Johnny maintain his position at the top of the blogging world with such style and panache? What can I do to be just like him?'
Of course you have, and you'll be happy to know it's a simple three step process.
Step one: live in Ohio your entire life, save for one insane year in the far east, and obtain both a Bachelor's and a Master's degree from the finest university in the world.
Step two: become a mediocre writer. And I mean REALLY mediocre.
Step three: harass and annoy the creators of a semi-popular OSU blog until they give you a writing position out of pity. Coast forever.
on a school bus after a swim meet, surrounded by my teammates as we watched the 2002-2003 championship game on a 3 inch portable tv screen.
- College Football Player: three way tie between krenzel, yao smith, and brian rolle
- NFL Team: the bengals. i make poor life decisions.
- NHL Team: i like the blue jackets and have followed them for like three years now, but honestly i still couldn't tell you what forechecking is
- NBA Team: nooooope
- MLB Team: reds