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Johnny

Columbus, Ohio
Member Since: 22 Aug 2010

Have ever found yourself in bed on a sleepless night, wondering to yourself, 'How does he do it? How does Johnny maintain his position at the top of the blogging world with such style and panache? What can I do to be just like him?'

Of course you have, and you'll be happy to know it's a simple three step process.

Step one: live in Ohio your entire life, save for one insane year in the far east, and obtain both a Bachelor's and a Master's degree from the finest university in the world.

Step two: become a mediocre writer. And I mean REALLY mediocre.

Step three: harass and annoy the creators of a semi-popular OSU blog until they give you a writing position out of pity. Coast forever.

Success.

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on a school bus after a swim meet, surrounded by my teammates as we watched the 2002-2003 championship game on a 3 inch portable tv screen.

  • College Football Player: three way tie between krenzel, yao smith, and brian rolle
  • NFL Team: the bengals. i make poor life decisions.
  • NHL Team: i like the blue jackets and have followed them for like three years now, but honestly i still couldn't tell you what forechecking is
  • NBA Team: nooooope
  • MLB Team: reds

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The B1G List: Ranking the State Trees of the Big Ten
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The B1G List: Ranking the State Trees of the Big Ten
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Vote for the Official Ohio State Football T-Shirt for the 2013 Season
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Pride of Ohio: Middletown
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Pride of Ohio: Middletown
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The Grass is Greener
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Ball Versus Foot
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The B1G List: Ranking the Best TV Shows of the Big Ten
... on 10 Jun 2013 at 5:02 pm
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The B1G List: State Flags of the Big Ten
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The B1G List: State Flags of the Big Ten
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The B1G List: State Flags of the Big Ten
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The B1G List: State Flags of the Big Ten
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The B1G List: State Flags of the Big Ten
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The B1G List: State Flags of the Big Ten
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The B1G List: State Flags of the Big Ten
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Ohio State Has Bradley Roby at a 4.26, Braxton Miller at a 4.32 in the 40
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Ray Small Apologizes to His Coaches, Teammates and Buckeye Nation
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Response to Johnny's "There's so much money going around, well, mostly"
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The B1G List: Ranking the State Fossils of the Big Ten
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The B1G List: Ranking the State Fossils of the Big Ten
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The B1G List: Ranking the State Songs of the Big Ten
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God I HATE soccer.
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God I HATE soccer.
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God I HATE soccer.
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