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JOhio1560


Somewhereville, USA

Member since 11 January 2014 | Blog

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Voting Record: 287 / 23

Played football through high school. Lifetime Ohio State and Reds fan. Also a Kentucky basketball fan.

Favorites

  • SPORTS MOMENT: Watching the 2010 smackdown of TTUN in the Shoe
  • COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYER: Archie Griffin, A.J. Hawk
  • COLLEGE BASKETBALL PLAYER: Aaron Craft
  • NFL TEAM: Steelers, Raiders, Bengals
  • NHL TEAM: Blue Jackets
  • NBA TEAM: Cavs
  • MLB TEAM: Reds, MILB Clippers
  • SOCCER TEAM: Crew, Scottish National Team

Recent Activity

Comment 12 hours ago

I play bagpipes, harmonica, and the ocarina (a celtic flute-like instrument).  I'm pretty good at all three, but not good enough to play in a band. 

Comment 12 hours ago

Oh, good...I'm glad you were just trolling and talking bout the Crew.  I do not want to see my Buckeyes in anything but Scarlet and Gray.

Comment 15 hours ago

Here's a great one I just remembered.

(In a News reporter voice) Reports of some stunning events are coming from the university of michigan football practice field.  One of the offensive players, while on his way to the locker room, happened to look down and noticed a mysterious looking, white, powdery substance on the practice field.  Coach Brady Hoke immediately suspended practice and the FBI was called in to investigate.  After a complete field analysis, the white substance, unknown to the team, was determined to be the goal line.  Practice was resumed when the FBI stated that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.

Comment 15 hours ago

I think we'll get a victory tonight.  We've had some troubles on the road this year but this is a very winnable game and I think we'll pull it out. 

(from the joke forum) Why doesn't Penn State refer to itself as 'Pennsylvania State'?  Because none of the undergraduates can spell 'Pennsylvania'!

Comment 16 hours ago

Couple short ones...

Why dosen't Penn State refer itself as 'Pennsylvania State'?  None of the undergraduates can spell 'Pennsylvania'.

Why do TSUN grads hang their diplomas on their dashboards?  So they can park in the handicapped spaces.

Did you hear about the power outage at the TSUN library?  30 People were stuck on the escalator for 8 hours.

Comment 16 hours ago

One day, Lloyd Carr went down to Columbus to watch the Ohio State spring game.  After the game, he went up to Coach Tressel and said "Coach, I don't know how you do it. Every year you coach against me, you always field a better team.  Tell me your secret."  Jim Tressel called Troy Smith and said, "Troy, who is your uncle's sister's son?".  A surprised Troy answered "That's easy coach, it's me!"  Coach Tressel said "There you go Lloyd.  The answer to a good football team is having a smart quarterback."  Llyod Carr was very happy and immediately drove to Ann Arbor and called for a practice.  Before practice, he called Chad Henne to him and asked, "Chad, who is your uncle's sister's son?"  Chad looked confused and said "Gee, coach, I have no idea...Can you give me until after practice to think it over?"  A disapointed Lloyd reluctantly agreed and let Chad return to practice.  Now the confused Chad Henne then went to Justin Boren, one of his offensive linemen, and said "Hey Justin...Coach asked me a difficult question and he's going to kill me if I don't give the right answer after practice.  You've gotta help me.  Who is your uncle's sister's son?"  Justin though about it for a minute and replied "Thats easy Chad, it's me."  This answer gave Chad confidence.  After practice, he went up to Lloyd Carr and said "Coach, I've been thinking long and hard about your question and I finally have the answer.  My uncle's sister's son is Justin Boren!"  Llyod Carr was furious and screamed at his quarterback "NO, NO, NO, YOU DUMMY....YOUR UNCLE'S SISTER'S SON IS TROY SMITH!!!"

Comment 16 hours ago

I heard a story about an old fashioned German butcher who accidentally backed up into his old meat-grinder...he's okay, but he got a little behind in his work.

Comment 03 Mar 2015

Nice to know he and his assistant did what any decent person would do when observing an accident. 

Thats what's so weird about it...tsun people can't typically be described as decent people.

Comment 03 Mar 2015

Funny story there.  My high school football coach was an former Ohio State T&F player.  Every year when he ordered our jerseys, he refused to order any jersey with a famous Ohio State number on it!  I took #15 (for WR & DL) at random and became very loyal to it, even though no famous Buckeye had worn it.  So it makes me very happy that a future Ohio State great is currently wearing it!

Comment 03 Mar 2015

Seriously, Urban Meyer needs to give a speech to this team.  After he spoke to the Cavs, they won something like 10 straight.  It might help this team to.  And while Urban is talking with the team, Amir Williams can be undergoing extreme physical training taking with Mick Marotti.

Comment 03 Mar 2015

I'd love to see Hartline in the Black and Gold.  The Steelers need another consistent receiver and a former Buckeye would be most ideal.

Comment 03 Mar 2015

Besides the Dubcast, The Solid Verbal is hilarious...perfect mix of humor and college football. 

Comment 02 Mar 2015

2003 vs TTUN..so Tress would be undefeated vs those creeps up north

Honorable Mentions - 1902 TTUN (86-0 L), 1969 TTUN, 1970 Stanford, 1975 UCLA, 1977 Oklahoma, 1979 USC, 1993 TTUN, 1996 TTUN, 1998 TUTUN, 2005 Texas, 2006 Florida, 2009 Purdue, 2011 Purdue, 2014 VaTech

Comment 02 Mar 2015

haha...It's actually my high school/college nickname.  I was such a huge Ohio State fan in school that all my friends and teammates turned "Joe" into "Joe-hio".  Best nickname I've ever had!