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I work in an office. I love OSU sports. I also love pizza.


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Comment 21 May 2015

Yeah I think for the next World Cup I'm going to have to take some days off work and stay up or wake up to watch them live... I'm not sure I could handle waiting for the replay and trying to avoid spoilers.

The matches in Brazil started at 1pm, 4pm and 7pm local (Brazil) time... So if that stays true for Russia, the games will be on between like 4am and 11am here.

But Russia has like 9 different time zones so I'm not sure when the matches will be... I don't think they've figured that out yet.

Comment 21 May 2015

But, I think anyone who has been there will agree, it is worth every penny.


I went into the vacation thinking it was going to be a one time deal... it was so expensive that I couldn't really see myself spending that much again to go there.

I definitely feel differently after going. I would go back in a heart beat.... Just might have to win a small lottery amount to do so lol. 

Comment 21 May 2015

Agreed... Me and my wife brought some snacks. We would snorkel for a while then come back to the beach and just enjoy the view.

There's also a snack bar there you can get food from... it's obviously overly expensive AND I believe you have to trek back up the hill to get to it. It's not a fun trek.

Definitely bring water as well.... spending a long time swimming in the ocean under the beating sun can definitely dehydrate you. We froze a big water bottle the night before so it would stay cold.

Comment 21 May 2015

I'm actually pretty excited.... They have a good chance of winning it and it's in Canada so the matches are on at a time I can actually watch.

The U20 Men's World Cup starts this weekend and the US have a pretty strong team in that. But it's in New Zealand so the matches are on at like 1am.

Then you have the next Men's World Cup which is in Russia so it will be the same thing.

Comment 21 May 2015

Very expensive is an understatement....

I'm not sure what flight prices are right now (and not sure where you're flying from) but you should probably plan on spending around three grand before you even get out there (hotel + flight).

Then when you get out there plan on spending a crap load of money on food... They hike up the prices like crazy. One of the last nights we were there we got Pizza Hut delivered (I know, I know... we were running low on money and just wanted a night in). We got a medium pizza and bread sticks.... it was about $25.

Another fun fact -- I bought some Kona Brewing Co. beer (pretty dang good) and it was more expensive on the island than it was back here in Ohio. So don't give me the excuse that it's expensive because they have to offset the cost to ship it there.

Comment 21 May 2015

Me and my wife did Paradise Cove... It was a damn good time.

Comment 21 May 2015

Me and my wife went there 2 years ago for our honeymoon... It was the best trip I have ever been on.

I recommend going to Duke's in Waikiki if you can... Absolutely amazing food with a great environment. It's right on the beach so most seats have a good view. There was even a band that came around and sang for each table.

I would also recommend going snorkeling and/or scuba diving. We went to Hanauma Bay which is a nature preserve that you can snorkel at. It was an awesome experience. Tons of different fish and wildlife. We swam around with a sea turtle for like 20 minutes. If you go, remember the sun screen.... Our backs and calves were burnt to a crisp from being on our stomachs in the water.

Rent a car if you can and just drive around. It only takes like an hour to drive from one side of Oahu to the other and the views are absolutely breathtaking.

I also would recommend relaxing as much as you can. Hawaii can be a once-in-a-lifetime type trip so I think it can be easy to want to run around and do a bunch of stuff. We just relaxed at the beach and the pool for the first couple days and I still don't feel like that was enough.

Enjoy man... Like I said, it was the best trip I ever had. Weather was fantastic. It rained enough to cover the ground one time and that was only for like 10 minutes. Hope you have a good time.

Comment 19 May 2015

Still working on getting a team... I think my dad might play along with a couple friends of ours.

I want to extend a sincere thanks to you Oyster... I haven't done that yet. I really appreciate it. Hopefully I can get my team together soon so I can see if my boss is telling the truth when he says your a scratch golfer.

Comment 15 May 2015

Oyster's right.  However, it's important .... VERY important ... that JTF not be around when you talk to BvtW

Whoa whoa whoa... What's going on here. My alarm for leaking classified information was going off late last night.

Comment 14 May 2015

What if you don't sell it??

I mean, could Ohio State really get in trouble if I made a custom shirt that I didn't sell?

Comment 14 May 2015

Ah sweet... I didn't realize it worked for the banner on people's icons. I should have tested it first lol.

Comment 13 May 2015

Doubt you'd get that response here....

But you may get your thread hijacked.

Comment 13 May 2015

I think they would have to completely re-do the forum format for something like that to happen.

Comment 13 May 2015

Really they could do like a hashtag for new posts and you could just ctrl-f to search for it.

So they could put "#NEW" by every new post and all you would have to do is search for that specific phrase with your browser's search function.

Comment 13 May 2015

All of the female emotions start from the get go.

I'm gonna give the responsibility of dealing with that to Mrs. Twoface. 

Comment 13 May 2015

It actually was even worse than this when they switched over from the old site... All they had was the little banner on your profile picture that said "NEW".

Comment 13 May 2015

If that's the worse she does I will be one happy dad.

I can't wait for her to do silly stuff though... Right now it's just eat, poop, sleep and cry.

Comment 13 May 2015

Possibly. I wouldn't know.

Really it's just a slow day at work and I've already went through all the YouTube videos I want to watch in one day.