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Newark (via Newark)

Member since 19 December 2011 | Blog

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I work in an office. I love OSU sports. I also love pizza.


  • SPORTS MOMENT: When The Iron King, Cardale Jones, First of His Name, Poacher of Badgers, Controller of Tides, Slayer of Ducks, Troll Sultan, and 12th Son of Ohio led The Buckeyes to their first National Championship in 12 years
  • COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYER: Please see above
  • NFL TEAM: Cleveland Browns
  • NHL TEAM: Columbus Blue Jackets
  • NBA TEAM: Cleveland Cavs
  • MLB TEAM: Cincinnati Reds
  • SOCCER TEAM: Columbus Crew

Recent Activity

Comment 24 Mar 2015
Not live posting at all... It was actually hours after the birth that I posted. She did get mad though because I was trying to text people while she was pushing lol... But it was because she was pushing so quickly that no one was there. And I was trying to let them know to hurry their asses up. I learned my lesson though.
Comment 24 Mar 2015
Yeah it was insane... We went in and everyone thought it was going to be at least until this afternoon before she came.... No such luck. So it was just me and Mrs. Twoface... And let me tell ya, Mrs. Twoface was an absolute champ. She did incredible. Didn't have enough time for drugs or anything so it was all natural.
Comment 21 Mar 2015

I have an ESPN bracket that is in the 99.8th percentile.

I'm pretty proud of that (even though I just did a bunch of random ones).

Comment 21 Mar 2015

Anyone else here hate how they do this second round of the tourney in terms of TV slots?

There's one game on around noon, then one game 20 minutes after that and then a succession of 6 games that overlap each other.

Why can't they have all the games overlap?

Comment 21 Mar 2015

I know this isn't going to happen, but I would be so freaking happy if Russell stayed. I wouldn't be National Championship level happy, but it would be close.

This team would be so damn good next year if he stuck around.

Comment 21 Mar 2015

Thanks everyone!

I'll probably post a thread to let everyone know how things go... and also to brag about my "Born a Champion" blanket Baby Twoface will get.

Comment 21 Mar 2015

Thanks for the advice... I remember someone saying the same thing to me on my wedding day. With everything going on, it's hard to take that time but I'm glad I did then and I'm sure I'll be glad if I do on D-Day.

Comment 20 Mar 2015

if your little one is born on sun. i'm honored to share my Birthday with her lol

Ha that's definitely possible... Mrs. Twoface's birthday is actually Monday so they will be close no matter what.

Thanks for the advice!

Comment 20 Mar 2015

Just switched from the Valpo-Terps game....

I'm pulling for Louisville for bracket challange purposes but this looks to be a good game down the stretch.

I will say this, I wasn't too excited for March Madness this year... Maybe it's because I've been pre-occupied with getting ready for a baby or maybe it's because of the football National Championship... But this year hasn't disappointed. There have been quite a few great games.

Comment 20 Mar 2015

Oh she'll know I'm nervous lol... That's just how I am. Actually, she'd probably be pretty worried if I DIDN'T seem nervous.

But I'll try to hide it as much as I can.

Comment 20 Mar 2015

I'm planning on it!

But I can't even watch someone poke me with a needle so maybe I'll have to shield my eyes and imagine myself cutting a sausage in half or something.

Comment 20 Mar 2015

Sheesh... You're trying to stress me out.

I'll (try to) wait to worry about that stuff until after she's here and healthy at least.

But I will say that 35 seems a bit young to date, don't you think?

Comment 20 Mar 2015

50 per person gets us in the game, all you can eat dinner buffet, and an open bar.

I would say that sounds like a damn (dam) good deal. Even if it's minor leagues. I would probably spend that much even if there wasn't a sporting event to watch.