jeremytwoface's picture


Newark (via Newark)

Member since 19 December 2011 | Blog

I work in an office. I love OSU sports. I also love pizza.


  • SPORTS MOMENT: When The Iron King, Cardale Jones, First of His Name, Poacher of Badgers, Controller of Tides, Slayer of Ducks, Troll Sultan, and 12th Son of Ohio led The Buckeyes to their first National Championship in 12 years
  • COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYER: Please see above
  • NFL TEAM: Cleveland Browns
  • NHL TEAM: Columbus Blue Jackets
  • NBA TEAM: Cleveland Cavs
  • MLB TEAM: Cincinnati Reds
  • SOCCER TEAM: Columbus Crew

Recent Activity

Comment 12 Apr 2016

It's a lot of work... That's for sure.

We got pretty lucky with Baby Twoface. She's a pretty good kid so far.

Comment 08 Apr 2016

Beautiful kids gentlemen. B2F has had a number of falls herself but nothing she didn't get right back up from. I feel like she's so insanely fragile but she takes hits better than I probably would.

Comment 08 Apr 2016

There are days we miss the simpler times.

I'm sure...

I'm not exactly looking forward to the teen years. 

Comment 08 Apr 2016

Let's just keep it about BTF and BST-1 (I've got another on the way)...

Is BTF walking yet?

Whoa! Congrats!!

She is walking better and better every day. She took her first steps about a month or so ago. 

Comment 08 Apr 2016

A little bit longer at least... Little Lady Twoface is enough work for me at the moment.

Comment 08 Apr 2016

No thanks... I'm happy enough with the one for now.

Comment 08 Apr 2016

Treadlightly on these here forums these days. Our former shenanigans are frowned upon these days.

So I've been told...

Sad to hear it. Definitely won't be the same without the old banter. Any specific reason given for the crackdown?

Comment 08 Apr 2016

provided you didn't heist a dozen or so from the Maternity Ward.

I only have the one... That's not without lack of trying though. 

Comment 08 Apr 2016

New job affords me a little more time to peruse the interwebs (still probably not as much as I used to though). I intend to take advantage of that.

It's good to be back.