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Newark (via Newark)

Member since 19 December 2011 | Blog

I work in an office. I love OSU sports. I also love pizza.


  • SPORTS MOMENT: When The Iron King, Cardale Jones, First of His Name, Poacher of Badgers, Controller of Tides, Slayer of Ducks, Troll Sultan, and 12th Son of Ohio led The Buckeyes to their first National Championship in 12 years
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Recent Activity

Comment 10 May 2016
Comment 10 May 2016

I agree. They would have to trade for another forward... Or at least have someone else lined up to bring in to replace Kei.

I'm actually more worried about him NOT getting traded now and then this team going downhill because the chemistry is terrible.

Comment 10 May 2016

Yeah Kei is not young... But he still has a few good years left in him. That's why they signed him until 2018. He's one of the best players in MLS and they want to trade him. It has to be bad.

Comment 10 May 2016

I'm a little on both sides here... I think Pipa should have given the PK to Kei. He was sitting on his first MLS hat trick. But Kei definitely shouldn't have lashed out afterwards. He came out looking like a little baby complaining that he's not getting the ball enough. He even referenced the Golden Ball from last year. 

Comment 10 May 2016

It's hard not to think that the reason there are some issues is because they are struggling out of the gate. We'll see how good of a coach Berhalter is in the weeks to come.

Comment 10 May 2016

Kei came across as a selfish baby with his remarks after last game... But he's one of the best goal scorers in the league. If they are seriously considering trading him, the situation must be a lot worse than I thought.

Comment 10 May 2016

It stands for "Designated Player"... It's a weird rule in MLS where each team is allowed 3 Designated Players.

In basic terms, these players would not be considered in the teams salary cap. This allows teams to sign star players without compromising the salary cap. There's more details than just that but that's basically what it means. So Grant is saying that a lot of teams already have the max number of DPs so they wouldn't be able to trade for Kamara.

Comment 12 Apr 2016

It's a lot of work... That's for sure.

We got pretty lucky with Baby Twoface. She's a pretty good kid so far.

Comment 08 Apr 2016

Beautiful kids gentlemen. B2F has had a number of falls herself but nothing she didn't get right back up from. I feel like she's so insanely fragile but she takes hits better than I probably would.