Not going to lie, saw the title and thought this was a Hoody Wayes post.
Cut with SEC SPEED
I just came for the punchlines, and you did not disappoint. +1 for all
I believe you mean you came for the porkloins.
Got you covered. Sponsored by Hebrew National.
You mean looks like a wiener. It is Jurassic Pork after all.
Jurrasic Pork all the way. The original was a squeal.
I'm surprised I haven't seen Alex Anzelone mentioned yet
I've never been specifically for a happy hour and, honestly, specials at sushi restaurants are usually a way for them to try and unload older seafood before it goes bad (little insider tip for you).
They do make an excellent Tekka Don (tuna sashimi over a bowl of sushi rice/seaweed) if that's your thing. And really great miso soup.
Akashi, just north of Stebbins HS. Great Tekka Don.
Earth Reverberating. Not even close.
How many did we self report? Yawn....
Has there been no "Maybe they should have their balls deflated" comment yet?
Just couldn't handle the
not to be confused with the new bowl they're creating in Ukraine: The Chernobyl.
sees himself out.
Put a different way: Any crying from Waco or Fort Worth this time around in the event of similar records - with their six bye weeks, chickenshit non-conference scheduling and still no championship game - should be promptly received with condescending laughter, again.
I thought it was fake because of Schlabach...
And that, my friends, is how to make a short story long. Bravo.
playing the game like a true MLB player. Lollygag through the in-between years and then right before a contract year, play lights out to get that bank. Well played sir, well played.
Then I could actually use the term "Bosa Constrictor" for our D-Line.