Yea...yea...that must be true. Bo Pelini was also in on the deal. After Nebraska lost to Wisco, he knew Nebraska was out of the running for the championship game so he threw the Minnesota game knowing that would get him fired, resulting in Oregon State losing Riley and opening the door for Gary Anderson to jump ship from Wisco. It is all so freaking clear now!
Having two returners also opens the door for tomfoolery and shenanigans. Options, throw backs, reverses and the like.
I think they should only consider UM grads...I offer the following suggestions:
James Earl Jones - If it doesn't work out, he can become the greatest stadium announcer EVER
Ann B. Davis - Knows how to clean house. She did passed away this year...still could be an improvement.
Lucy Liu - Decent fighter, good with a samurai sword...just can't win the big one.
Ann Coulter - Mean spirited bully, her way or the highway, believes her own hype...hold on...they could get Jim Harbaugh instead.
Here is your answer. Go to FSU and do whatever the hell you want.