The good news: That loss to Wisconsin - never happened!
"WHERE'S YOUR SHITTER? I've got a turtle-head poking out! I'm not kiddin I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey. Aww, it's SQUIDGY. Christ, I'm gettin' all emotional from it, ya know?"
Score: 42 - 17 Good Guys!!!
Caption : "I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
Woody and Bo is still my favorite.
My next pic would be directional either East and West or North and South. Even if it doesn't work for all the teams.
3rd pic - National and Amercian - The NFL has the National and American footbal Conferences, MLB has National and American leagues. So why not have National and American Big Ten divisions?