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Member since 30 August 2010 | Blog


  • SPORTS MOMENT: Rushing the field after the 2002 Michigan game, then watching the championship game with my father.
  • COLLEGE BASKETBALL PLAYER: You mean other than Matt Terwilliger? He's the only real choice here.

Recent Activity

Comment 13 Nov 2015

He would still only have 50% of the heismans that Two Time Hesiman Trophy Winner Archie Griffin has.

Love Zeke, but... Archie.

Comment 30 Oct 2015

He had a pocket full of horses,
F***ed the s**t out of bears,
Threw a knife into heaven,
And could kill with his stare.
He made love like an eagle falling out of the sky,
Killed his sensai in a duel and he never said why… 

Comment 01 May 2015

My prediction:

Joey Bosa - 1st overall

Cardale Jones - Top 3

Michael Thomas - Top 8 (How many tackles did he break last year?)

Darron Lee - Top 10

Eli Apple - Top 22 (If he leaves, and if he has the kind of year we think he'll have.)

Zeke Elliott - Top 28

Taylor Decker - Top 30

Vonn Bell - Top 30

Adolphus Washington - Top 50

Comment 13 Feb 2015

"Did I ever tell you about the time I went horseback riding with Cardale, but there weren't any horses around? Well, King Dolodale throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn't you know it, my stamina increases with each day and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, the Troll King decides to enter me in the Breeders' Cup, right, under the name Turkish Delight. And I'm running in second place, and I'm running and I break my ankle! They’re about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, 'Don't shoot him, he's a human.'"

Comment 19 Jan 2015

Yeah, this was great. Anyone have a link to the other film room thing they did? It was called "OFF the BALL: inside look at game study with Kevin Carter, Matt Millen, Jason Sehorn and others."