I can't believe I forgot about Johnny Dangerously!!!!
You fargin sneaky bastages. I'll crush your boils in a meat grinder!!!!!!!!!
I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves.
Love me some Roman Maroni!!!!!