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  • SPORTS MOMENT: Witnessing Eddie George in 1995 rushing all over a Simeon Rice-led Illinois defense to the tune of 314 yards, 3 TDs, and even catching one... Orlando Pace didn't look too shabby either... it was a wet cold evening, and all the ponchos were out, but will never forget his milestone. He was a man among boys.
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Recent Activity

Comment 31 Mar 2015

Dammit Oyster, now my mind is racing on what goes on in the Song girls' champagne room... I imagine Christopher Walken there to host and introduce recruits to those fabulous birds.

Comment 31 Mar 2015

Urbs recruit multi-sport athletes, or at the very least, multi-skilled for skill-positions. This translates to plug and play combinations to give defenses nightmares to plan against. I still remember the interview they did with Heacock in the '06 title game against Urbz, and he admitted to the difficulty of planning and preparing against such an offense with so many threats... we all saw how that turned out. 

I view Mr Samuels as a new positions altogether... not just an H-back but more like a DEB (Do-Everything-Back). Braxton fits this mold, too, but he just happens to throw a ball here and there. Jalin, Dontre, Noah, Parris, etc, can have their H-back title. DEBs FTW~!

Comment 29 Mar 2015
Can't wait to see Kenny make it back to his alma mater as an assistant who is known to kill it.
Comment 26 Mar 2015

I can't wait for Warinner to get crowned as a truly brilliant OC and not just a OL magician. If I recall correctly, Urbz said that Ed called all the run plays and schemes, and the offense always huddles around him before taking the field. We are going into an era of 'Buckeye Offensive Onslaught' and death by a million cuts with a backfield ready to punch you in the mouth all the same. We will become the juggernaut that college football fears. Power Spread. 

Can't wait!

Comment 21 Mar 2015
If the want to go black, lose the gray stripes and red numbers and go two-tone. Red numbers on black is not working. I actually like how the QB practice jerseys look better than this version. Otherwise, I liked our unis from last season just the way we had them. Especially since they get to add another buckeye leaf for champioships on the collar. Now get off my lawn.
Comment 18 Mar 2015

Thanks Birm - hopefully this leads to continuing our healthy stable of studs in the backfield for years to come. Let's get a BOOM on this one!

Comment 18 Mar 2015
Did I miss something? Is Maks moonlighting for the nytimes or did we lose him as our beatwriter?
Comment 14 Mar 2015

Citro, he may be a bear, but he's also purportedly one mean arse cook, though we have no evidence of this yet. That would make him Chef Bear to us all. That is all...

Comment 11 Mar 2015

Remy shouldn't take it too personal. Raping Baboons should have been taken hostage even worse...

Comment 11 Mar 2015
The Magnificent 3 debate will be pulled apart and put together millions of times between now and the end of time, but no matter who starts, we will be winners. IF a bad event should happen along the way in this year's journey, I would like to think that it wasn't meant to be and not blame decisions made by the coaches in a newer role (Warinner & Beck)
Comment 11 Mar 2015

Thank you all for contributing this horribly long off-season... and stay away from baboons who grab themselves while throwing things at you.