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Lifelong Ohio State fan. Born and raised on the Ohio River on my grandpappy's farm where I learned two important life lessons: 1, Always treat people how you'd want to be treated. 2, Three yards and a cloud of dust! One of my earliest memories as a child was watching OSU game replays on the local WOSU channel with Paul Warfield announcing. I grew up in southern Ohio and have lived all over the state including Chillicothe and Cleveland. I've been known to scream at the TV when Ohio State plays. I go all in every game hence why my screen name is IN ALL CAPS. When Ohio State loses I am sick to my stomach for several days afterward. When they win it's like freaking Christmas. I hate Michigan. I hate them more than Khan hated Captain Kirk. Michigan sucks. I also hate the SEC. Go Bucks!


  • SPORTS MOMENT: My best personal sports moment was my 1 tackle in high school in the 1989 OHSAA Division IV state championship game at Ohio Stadium on the old field turf. To play an actual game on the same turf Woody walked on will always be the greatest sports moment of my life. That and OSU's 2002 national championship game win over Miami. I cried tears of utter joy after that win.
  • NFL TEAM: Cincinnati Bengals
  • NHL TEAM: Tampa Bay Lightning
  • NBA TEAM: Meh
  • MLB TEAM: Cincinnati Reds

Recent Activity

Comment 18 Apr 2014

I don't give a crap about Winston or FSU or the whole state of Florida (and I live here). I DO care about a potential victim possibly not getting any justice. The $64,000 hypothetical question: Was there a rape? We will never know will we? I slightly pity Winston who could've used a proper investigation to 100% clear his name. No matter what happens in his future that stigma will hang over him, guilty or not.

I do know one thing. You can keep covering stuff up but what happens when a player does the unthinkable like what happened with Baylor's basketball program several years ago? What if that players goes full postal? The culture of covering things up then becomes detrimental to the safety of others. Cough, cough Penn State, cough.

Comment 13 Apr 2014

Not worried about recruiting. Everyone knows space is limited for 2015. I personally think it's reassuring that we know Meyer is only going to get the best for his next class. Would love to have Harris though. Sticking it to TTUN and getting a top-notch player is worth waiting until February to see :)

Comment 13 Apr 2014

Your last point is my No. 1 worry. Keeping fingers and toes crossed NO Buckeyes are in the news for negative reasons between right now and fall camp opening. Then after that it can only be news on how much ass they're going to kick. Please please please.

Comment 11 Apr 2014

1. Dontre breaking the big one we've all waited for

2. Kwon knocking the piss out of someone

3. Corey Smith putting on a show

5. Bosa Bosa Bosa

Comment 05 Apr 2014

We keep Braxton healthy (knocks on wood loudly) and the defense improves OSU is unbeaten going into the PSU and MSU games and has a legit shot at 13-0 and a return trip to Indy. He gets hurt and is out a significant amount of time? I still think we're strong enough to be 11-2 at the worst. That's IF the defense improves and IF the offense doesn't get bogged down as a result.


Comment 04 Apr 2014

Really encouraged by all the position battles going on and the added depth. Our passing game HAS to take that next step if we're going to get back to Indy.

And even though I've never met the guy, I am SO proud of Marcus Baugh. That's how you bounce back from adversity. Don't let it ruin you young man. Stay on the right path. I'd say watching Baugh, the battle for the starting RB spot, Dixon and Kwon are what I'm looking forward to the most for the Spring Game.

Comment 04 Apr 2014

Henderson should serve as the benchmark for overblown recruiting hype. Yet he won't be the last bust who gets adored before people find out they stink. That's the No. 1 reason I take recruiting with such a huge grain of salt.

I personally thought Edison was going to win just because the alternative was Tesla and his inventions always gave me the creeps.

Comment 04 Apr 2014

That was the first thing I thought when I saw it. Nice to know NIU gives equal opportunity to Satanic cults :/

Comment 12 Mar 2014

Navy throws like 5 times a game so we won't see in the opener if the secondary is improved. OSU will be geared 100% to stop the triple option. But you can guarantee VaTech will throw it and if they torch us (especially on third down) we will know if things are going to improve or get worse. I don't expect a perfect shutdown of the Hokie air attack but I DO hope with every ounce of my being that the Buckeyes can hold VaTech under 21 points, 200 yards passing and get a few INTs and several three-and-outs. That to me would be a good indication things are going to turn around.  We get those gaudy numbers like in the Sparty and Clemson games? I don't even want to think about how angry I'm going to be.

Comment 04 Mar 2014

Encouraged big time by Darron Lee and Kwon and did not know Berger had bounced back so quicky. That's even better news. What stinks even more about the word on Trey is the fact we just lost Mitchell. It would be an even bigger disaster if both our top 2013 LB recruits ended up not making an impact.

If Dontre doesn't have a monster season there is something horrendously wrong with the universe.

I hate saying this but I still worry tremendously about Coach Meyer's health. Brain cysts? Yikes. 


Comment 02 Mar 2014


Bianchi's grudge vs. Meyer is the only thing that makes him relevant among the only audience that gives two turds about what he writes (I.e., Florida Gator fans who regret hiring Muschump). It's old, it's comical and it's pathetic but the idiot has to make a living somehow I guess.

Comment 24 Feb 2014

We want the rest of the B1G to catch up. Sparty beating us, as much as that sucked, will pay big dividends in the future as I can guarantee that loss has got Meyer and his staff motivated to make the team better. Imagine how strong we'd be if Sparty and the rest of the B1G caught up to us in recruiting?

Comment 21 Feb 2014

Still blows my mind that Gutter directed Ironman LMAO

Comment 21 Feb 2014

Can you blow me where the pampers is?




Comment 21 Feb 2014

Just when you thought Bert couldn't be any bigger a tool he hauls out the Looney Tunes giant mallet.

That parking ticket app is an AWESOME idea.

That Kiev pic just makes me realize how truly good we have it here.

Get well soon Brax

Comment 18 Feb 2014

I don't pretend to know what is going on with Baugh, but what may have saved him from getting booted is the appearance of an issue with alcohol. Anytime you have two underage consumption charges it suggests, at least to me, that there is an issue there. I remember his father coming out and saying he thinks there must be a problem. OSU has it in their best interest to help him deal with that issue, but then again, he screws up again it is a 100% certainty he is gone. I hope he pans out. He has tremendous potential and he has his whole life ahead of him. Would be terrible to see him waste his chance. He's really close to doing just that as it is.

Comment 17 Feb 2014
I'd be pissed if I couldn't see the game because of Big Nut's costume, especially if I was lucky enough to score great tickets down near the floor. I'd be even angrier if he felt entitled to block my view. That's where he's drawing the fire. It's the presumption that he can do anything he wants because he's "Big Nut."
As TennBuckeye said before, grown men shouldn't paint their face...