Tampa, FL (via Wheelersburg, OH)

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Lifelong Ohio State fan. Born and raised on the Ohio River on my grandfather's farm where I learned two important life lessons: 1, Always treat people how you'd want to be treated, even the people who mistreat you. 2, Three yards and a cloud of dust! One of my earliest memories as a child is wearing my scarlet and gray footie pajamas while watching OSU game replays on the local WOSU channel with my dad. I even remember Paul Warfield announcing. I grew up in southern Ohio and have lived all over the state including Chillicothe and Cleveland. I've been known to scream at the TV when Ohio State plays. I go all in every game hence why my screen name is IN ALL CAPS. When Ohio State loses I am sick to my stomach for several days afterward. When they win it's like freaking Christmas. I hate Michigan. I hate them more than Khan hated Captain Kirk. That Team Up North sucks. The SEC sucks. Go Bucks!


  • SPORTS MOMENT: My best personal sports moment was my 1 tackle in high school in the 1989 OHSAA Division IV state championship game at Ohio Stadium on the old field turf. To play an actual game on the same turf Woody walked on will always be the greatest sports moment of my life. That and OSU's 2002 national championship game win over Miami. I cried tears of utter joy after that win.
  • NFL TEAM: Cincinnati Bungals
  • NHL TEAM: Tampa Bay Lightning
  • NBA TEAM: Meh
  • MLB TEAM: Cincinnati Reds

Recent Activity

Comment 28 Jun 2015

(Mild spoiler alert!) I thought all the Easter Eggs from the first movie were cool and I loved Chris Pratt. He truly is a leading man now. I kept wanting to see Bryce Dallas Howard get eaten just for her insane corporate mindset. Putting the lives of thousands of people and children in danger just to keep shareholders happy would be something that really would happen if this park were real.

Comment 26 Jun 2015

2016 will all depend on whether Urban loses any more assistants. Offensively in 2016 the offense won't be bad with JT back along with Jalin (I think Jalin comes back yes), Samuel and possibly Dontre plus Weber/Walker at RB. What might hurt it is if Warinner leaves because the OL will need rebuilt after this coming season and losing him would cause all kinds of problems in that regard. Best case scenario Elflein and Price come back for one more season to anchor the new line. Worst case none of them do and we have to replace 5 new starters, plus a TE and all with a new OL coach.

Defensively we're going to have Kwon back and hopefully Apple. We could build a good defense just around those two guys but what happens if Ash and/or Fickell leave?

Comment 26 Jun 2015

Still a better thrower than Jay Cutler.

Comment 26 Jun 2015

Smashing Little Overmatched Ballplayers

Comment 24 Jun 2015

Last year it was "Ohio vs. the World"

This year it will be "The World vs. Ohio"

Urban Meyer wouldn't have it any other way :)

Comment 24 Jun 2015

It's definitely looking like a double standard for TTUN. That whole Mike Weber thing and then Jamel Dean were twisted by them to say that Urban was dirty but what Harbaugh does is righteous? Whatever Urban does I refuse to think that he does not care about the well being of players and recruits. He's done nothing to make me suspect he's out to screw recruits over. What Harbaugh apparently did at Stanford is just plain wrong. If I were a parent of a player who was done that way to I'd be in that idiot's face in a heartbeat.

I know one thing. Urban is much better at damage control than what Jimmy is. Harbaugh screws over one too many players he's going to wish he had never come home. Kids just wont go there.

Comment 24 Jun 2015

There's a reason Tampa's NHL team are called the Lightning. There was a thunderclap a few hundred feet from my apartment last night that startled me so bad I fell out of my chair.

Glad Coach Holtz wasn't harmed in that fire.

Comment 24 Jun 2015

I spent Easter weekend in Las Vegas and was pretty hungover the morning after my first night there. If anyone has ever been the Vegas and been to the Hash House A Go Go at 5am you'll know what I am talking about. BLT. Nuff said.

Comment 24 Jun 2015

Doubt anyone Harbaugh recruits is terrible in his mind. He's looking for guys that'll run through walls for him (and wont turn on him like the 49ers players apparently did).

Comment 23 Jun 2015

He made a couple of plays in the Spring Game I believe. My guess is he'll be Burrows' backup next year at safety along with Smith starting at the other safety.

Comment 23 Jun 2015

I really hope JT comes back for 2016.

38) Bruce: This may be a stretch, but we have to take a freshman. I'm taking Texas A&M WR Christian Kirk. He was there in the spring, and he's probably their most polished receiver already -- he's good with the ball in his hands. I think he'll have a very good freshman year.

Wait is Kirk even eligible for the draft????