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Lifelong Ohio State fan. Born and raised on the Ohio River on my grandpappy's farm where I learned two important life lessons: 1, Always treat people how you'd want to be treated, even the people who mistreat you. 2, Three yards and a cloud of dust! One of my earliest memories as a child is wearing my scarlet and gray footie pajamas while watching OSU game replays on the local WOSU channel with my dad. I even remember Paul Warfield announcing. I grew up in southern Ohio and have lived all over the state including Chillicothe and Cleveland. I've been known to scream at the TV when Ohio State plays. I go all in every game hence why my screen name is IN ALL CAPS. When Ohio State loses I am sick to my stomach for several days afterward. When they win it's like freaking Christmas. I hate Michigan. I hate them more than Khan hated Captain Kirk. Michigan sucks. I also hate the SEC (especially effing Gator fans). Go Bucks!


  • SPORTS MOMENT: My best personal sports moment was my 1 tackle in high school in the 1989 OHSAA Division IV state championship game at Ohio Stadium on the old field turf. To play an actual game on the same turf Woody walked on will always be the greatest sports moment of my life. That and OSU's 2002 national championship game win over Miami. I cried tears of utter joy after that win.
  • NFL TEAM: Cincinnati Bungals
  • NHL TEAM: Tampa Bay Lightning
  • NBA TEAM: Meh
  • MLB TEAM: Cincinnati Reds

Recent Activity

Comment 3 hours ago

It was bad on both sides. The roughing the passer penalty on Bosa in the second half where they said he rolled into Hackenberg was total stupidity on behalf of that official. What is Joey supposed to do? Stop his body in mid-air? He's a Jedi but not even they can do that.

Comment 3 hours ago

They didn't play well and still won on the road in that environment. That point will be lost on a lot of people unfortunately.

Comment 3 hours ago

You must obviously mean retire the white pants because we wear white jerseys on the road anyway.

Comment 3 hours ago

D won the game tonight. Last year's D would've lost that game in regulation. No doubt in my mind D is improved.

Comment 4 hours ago

Considering how strange the CFB season has been as a whole I was honestly not surprised this happened. Not being cynical I just had a feeling something weird was going to happen. Did NOT expect the offense to bog down.

The OL problems on blitz pass protection reared their ugly heads again tonight. Again, before we start trashing Herman remember Urban has final say on the plays. He must have lost faith in the OL's ability to protect JT to become so one-dimensional like that. OL was the problem.

For the first time since 2010, the defense won the game for us. They gave up 16 yards rushing and 17 points in regulation. You cant ask for much more than that. Last year's D would've lost that game.

Hope JT's knee is ok. Seriously.

Comment 11 hours ago

Sparty barely beat Purdue last year and we saw how they played in the B1G title game. Guarantee they'll be ready in two weeks. Count on it. Buckeyes need to get past Penn State and Illinois first.

Comment 24 Oct 2014

We could be jinxed and still beat Pitt 72-0

Comment 24 Oct 2014

Downvoting Elika? WTF?

Comment 24 Oct 2014

I'm certain he's already burned through the medical redshirt with this being his 3rd torn ACL. I'm thinking if he can rehab he might be able to suit up a year from now. He is a junior. Let's hope he can make it back. If anyone deserves a chance to finish his career its Devan Bogard.