Lifelong Ohio State fan. Born and raised on the Ohio River on my grandpappy's farm where I learned two important life lessons: 1, Always treat people how you'd want to be treated. 2, Three yards and a cloud of dust! One of my earliest memories as a child was watching OSU game replays on the local WOSU channel with Paul Warfield announcing. I grew up in southern Ohio and have lived all over the state including Chillicothe and Cleveland. I've been known to scream at the TV when Ohio State plays. I go all in every game hence why my screen name is IN ALL CAPS. When Ohio State loses I am sick to my stomach for several days afterward. When they win it's like freaking Christmas. I hate Michigan. I hate them more than Khan hated Captain Kirk. Michigan sucks. I also hate the SEC. Go Bucks!
My best personal sports moment was my 1 tackle in high school in the 1989 OHSAA Division IV state championship game at Ohio Stadium on the old field turf. To play an actual game on the same turf Woody walked on will always be the greatest sports moment of my life. That and OSU's 2002 national championship game win over Miami. I cried tears of utter joy after that win.
- College Football Player: Ryan Damn Shazier
- College Basketball Player: Aaron Craft
- NFL Team: Cincinnati Bengals
- NHL Team: Tampa Bay Lightning
- NBA Team: Cleveland Cadaverliers
- MLB Team: Cincinnati Reds