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Haubtimus Prime

Cincinnati, OH (via Mansfield, OH)

Member since 03 July 2014 | Blog

Helmet Stickers: 694 | Leaderboard

Voting Record: 1877 / 7


  • SPORTS MOMENT: January 3, 2003
  • NFL TEAM: Cleveland Browns
  • NHL TEAM: I don't even know what this is
  • NBA TEAM: Cleveland Cavaliers
  • MLB TEAM: Cleveland Indians
  • SOCCER TEAM: Murika

Recent Activity

Comment 27 Jan 2015

After all these years, I'm still trying to figure out what it is that dude won't do for love. 

Comment 12 Jan 2015

2002 BCS National Championship Game.  Absolute nail-biter.  Surprise ending.  Total underdog story.  You'd love it. 

Comment 09 Jan 2015

I heard somebody was passing out Skittles, so I am here to present my resume.

1315 Votes (1308 UV / 7 DV) = .994 UV%

1308 UV / 601 HS = 2.17UV : 1 HS Ratio

There is an 84% chance my math is off.

Comment 08 Jan 2015

I literally went through all 523 comments in the original 99% Club thread this morning and dished out 523 UVs, made a post humbly requesting membership to the 99% club, and the post is nowhere to be found.  At least I killed an hour at work this morning. 

Comment 08 Jan 2015

I found this thread this morning, and there is so much positive energy going on in here.  I went through and upvoted all 523 comments, and saw, I believe, six downvotes.  I tried to count the upvotes, but lost tract after the second comment. 

So, I am here to belatedly and humbly request membership to the 99% Club. 

891 votes in total.  884 UV / 7 DV = .992%

Comment 07 Jan 2015

I've been down here for almost ten years now.  I started reading his stuff daily because he wrote / writes for SI and I recognized the name.  But, the more I read, the more I grew disinterested in his writing.  The blog is lame. 

I completely lost interest after he lambasted Homer Bailey in 2013, who threw a no-hitter and had a mic thrown in his face literally 30 seconds after the last out, and he dropped the F bomb on live TV. 

Comment 06 Jan 2015

I love that even during the offseason, I have a place to turn to for daily Buckeye football coverage.  It makes February through August that much more tolerable. 

Comment 05 Jan 2015

I used the helmet stickers for my sons' potty chart (twin 4-year old boys, so this was a little over two years ago).

Going #1 = 1 helmet sticker

Taking a Michigan = 2 helmet stickers

Comment 05 Jan 2015

KG was asking Carlos Hyde how his date went the night before.  "Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?"

Comment 05 Jan 2015

I can't help but listen to it and think "I'm a Ketchup Bottle" instead of "I might catch a body"

Comment 19 Dec 2014

Luck was a great get by Harbaugh, and he definitely deserves credit for getting him on Stanford's campus.  Luck was the Rivals 4-star / Scouts 5-star recruit, and was in the same recruiting class as Terrelle Pryor.  I found it interesting that the list of schools Luck chose from were Northwestern, Oklahoma State, Purdue, Rice and Virginia.  Obviously schools more noted for academics than football, and a few of these schools offer highly-ranked architecture programs, which was Luck's major. 

Comment 19 Dec 2014

It will always be hard for me to choose between the great N'Sync's 'Bye, Bye, Bye'

and Backstreet Boy's 'I Want It That Way'. 
I'll defer to the all-time rankings on TRL, and declare IWITW the greatest song of all time. 
Comment 18 Dec 2014

I wish I could UV the OP for the Danny O'Shea reference in 'Little Giants'. 

Comment 18 Dec 2014

For such a terrible, God-awful movie, this speech still is on the short-list of ones that gives me chills.