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Haubtimus Prime

Cincinnati, OH (via Mansfield, OH)

Member since 03 July 2014 | Blog

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  • SPORTS MOMENT: January 3, 2003
  • NFL TEAM: Cleveland Browns
  • NHL TEAM: I don't even know what this is
  • NBA TEAM: Cleveland Cavaliers
  • MLB TEAM: Cleveland Indians
  • SOCCER TEAM: Murika

Recent Activity

Comment 05 Sep 2014

I thought I heard on TV that OSU and Va Tech scheduled the series 12 years ago.  I can not find anything to verify that statement though.

Comment 05 Sep 2014

1. North Dakota State - undefeated against FBS schools for the last FIVE years. 

2. Florida - Great job by Muschamp to stay undefeated despite all of the suspensions, especially after the previous coach left the cupboard bare in terms of talent.

3. Ohio State - #3 pass defense in the country

4. Texas State - leading FBS in PPG

Comment 05 Sep 2014

Football season = Sam Adams Octoberfest

Comment 04 Sep 2014

The players who will play in this game are at recess right now. 

Comment 16 Aug 2014

Have to root for Sparty here.  The B1G needs a showcase win on the national stage, and the earlier the better.  An undefeated MSU team likely has them as a Top 5 team when OSU makes the journey to East Lansing.  OSU needs a win of that magnitude. 

Just my $0.02.  

Comment 12 Aug 2014

As if wearing that hat didn't give me reason enough to question his decision-making skills in the first place. 


Comment 12 Aug 2014

I would do dirty, unforgiveable things to that pizza.  Things I wouldn't even do to a farm animal. 

Comment 07 Aug 2014

Rumor is Love is signing a five year extension, so they're trading six years of service of Wiggins, plus Bennett and a pick for six years of service from Love.  Plus, not taking on any dead money in the deal.  Yes, I was holding out hope that Wiggins wouldn't be included in the package, but the long-term extension (assuming it happens) makes it easier to digest.  All in all, I think it's fair to say Cleveland won the offseason. 

Comment 07 Aug 2014

My youngest son's name is Aiden James (A.J.).  My (ex) wife thinks she picked his middle name to honor her father.  She can think what she wants, but I know the truth. 


Comment 05 Aug 2014

Plenty of pictures on Instagram, with the right outfit, after editing, shading and cropping, can make a 260 pounder look skinny.  Trust me.  I've learned these lessons the hard way. 

Comment 10 Jul 2014

The misery of eating an entire pizza is much better than the frustration of trying to wedge a pizza box with your leftovers into the fridge.  No shame in your game. 

This from a man who once ate three Chipotle burritos in 26 minutes because a $25 Chipotle gift card (and manhood) was on the line.