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Haubtimus Prime

Cincinnati, OH (via Mansfield, OH)

Member since 03 July 2014 | Blog

Helmet Stickers: 746 | Leaderboard

Voting Record: 1898 / 7


  • SPORTS MOMENT: January 3, 2003
  • NFL TEAM: Cleveland Browns
  • NHL TEAM: I don't even know what this is
  • NBA TEAM: Cleveland Cavaliers
  • MLB TEAM: Cleveland Indians
  • SOCCER TEAM: Murika

Recent Activity

Comment 18 Feb 2015

I've seen five home games

  • 2008 versus Ohio University (W 26-14)
  • 2012 versus Illinois (W 52-22)
  • 2013 versus Wisconsin (W 31-24)
  • 2013 versus Penn State (W 63-14)
  • 2014 versus UC (W 50-28)

And two neutral site games (Big Ten Championship games)

  • 2013 versus MSU (L 24-34...#FeedCarlos)
  • 2014 versus Wisconsin (W 59-0)

Combined record of 6-1, outscoring opponents 305 - 136 (43 - 19).

Comment 13 Feb 2015

I'm sure the movie is God-awful.  However, if your wife is a fan of the books and eager to see the movie, I see the night still turning out in your favor. 

Good luck.

Comment 05 Feb 2015

Did anyone else notice he lost two pounds from the beginning of the article ("Not only is the 6-foot-5, 215-pounder one of the best prospects in the country...") to the end of the article ("The 6-foot-5, 213-pound quarterback is wanted by every major program in the country...")???

I am guessing the toll of the recruiting process is really wearing him thin. 

Comment 03 Feb 2015

I'll save the PTO, come into work and get paid to do this to my computer while perusing the 11W website.

Comment 02 Feb 2015

It was a shame to see his career cut short.  I think he could have been the next Shane Falco. 

Comment 27 Jan 2015

After all these years, I'm still trying to figure out what it is that dude won't do for love. 

Comment 12 Jan 2015

2002 BCS National Championship Game.  Absolute nail-biter.  Surprise ending.  Total underdog story.  You'd love it. 

Comment 09 Jan 2015

I heard somebody was passing out Skittles, so I am here to present my resume.

1315 Votes (1308 UV / 7 DV) = .994 UV%

1308 UV / 601 HS = 2.17UV : 1 HS Ratio

There is an 84% chance my math is off.

Comment 08 Jan 2015

I literally went through all 523 comments in the original 99% Club thread this morning and dished out 523 UVs, made a post humbly requesting membership to the 99% club, and the post is nowhere to be found.  At least I killed an hour at work this morning. 

Comment 08 Jan 2015

I found this thread this morning, and there is so much positive energy going on in here.  I went through and upvoted all 523 comments, and saw, I believe, six downvotes.  I tried to count the upvotes, but lost tract after the second comment. 

So, I am here to belatedly and humbly request membership to the 99% Club. 

891 votes in total.  884 UV / 7 DV = .992%

Comment 07 Jan 2015

I've been down here for almost ten years now.  I started reading his stuff daily because he wrote / writes for SI and I recognized the name.  But, the more I read, the more I grew disinterested in his writing.  The blog is lame. 

I completely lost interest after he lambasted Homer Bailey in 2013, who threw a no-hitter and had a mic thrown in his face literally 30 seconds after the last out, and he dropped the F bomb on live TV. 

Comment 06 Jan 2015

I love that even during the offseason, I have a place to turn to for daily Buckeye football coverage.  It makes February through August that much more tolerable. 

Comment 05 Jan 2015

I used the helmet stickers for my sons' potty chart (twin 4-year old boys, so this was a little over two years ago).

Going #1 = 1 helmet sticker

Taking a Michigan = 2 helmet stickers

Comment 05 Jan 2015

KG was asking Carlos Hyde how his date went the night before.  "Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?"