Damnit. It actually took me 7 years to graduate. I did take a year off between attending two different universities, though. But the malted hopps and bong resin part? That's why I'm not called "a doctor."
I just threw up a lot.
My screen name is a reference to his time with the Steelers and the dropped wide-open TD passes he had in the 2008 AFC Playoffs. Was at both games and I think the crowd was going to lose their shit. I know I did.
Pat Fitzgerald. Because then I could tell everyone I live next door to one of the "top 4 greatest linebackers in Big Ten History."
"Wait. How many of them are saying that about me?"
Blake Ezor, huh? Nice. Not sure how in the hell Kirk Gibson and Percy Snow stayed dry.
He couldn't have been from Pittsburgh. If he was, he wouldn't have needed to drive to Cleveland for a championship parade, he'd have just stayed home and watched yet another parade the week before.
I actually have Burgertime for Nintendo in the other room. Yay, whole cabinet full of cartridges!
Oh yeah, this one's got hatred written all over it. Both Franklin and Harbaugh are Beta males that don't understand or accept their pack roles and desperately and blindly crave Alpha status. This won't end well for either of them, between the 2 of them and also between them and the Alpha.
This kinda looks familiar. Like a modern preseason poll with SEC teams instead of military ones.
Nobody beats Maradonna at strippers and cocaine. NOBODY. Diego Maradonna was the Charlie Sheen of soccer.
"Weak Side LB" just demoted to "Special Teams Contributor."
Best. Spring. Ever. (Especially if you're a Penguins AND Cavaliers fan.) Only thing better than a championship? TWO CHAMPIONSHIPS!!
But to all the Cleveland-only fans: Welcome to The Club.
Ray Flaherty and Wayne Millner are both in the Pro Football HOF, as well.
Did the announcer just say "Steve Kerr has already played eleven Warriors?" Bullshit. Nothing and nobody in California wants a piece of the REAL Eleven Warriors.
Normally, yes. But you goddamn well better believe I'm wearing my blue Italia La Quarta Stella shirt during the Italy v Belgium Euro game tomorrow, and I'm not going to feel the least bit bad about it.
Congrats, Cleveland and the Monsters. They definitely would've killed my Baby Penguins. Now shine up Lord Stanley and hand him to Sid already.
Nah. If you struggle like you did with a peanut sissy like Voldemort, you don't really want to tangle with a grown-ass threat like Sauron.
Hey, look everyone! Some asshole downvoted our galaxy. Good work, asshole!
Red war will come to my enemies. Wow. I didn't think anyone on here had that CD. Probot is so damn good.
Boy, are you gonna be pissed off when you read the new "bag size" restriction they announced for this upcoming year.
When you revealed what you did about yourself in the 1931 Buckeyes recap article today (about the day before the Vandy game that year), you became my all-time favorite 11W. In fact, you should reverently be called "The First Warrior" by every single damn one of us.
Folks, this bad hombre has seen EVERY SINGLE BUCKEYE FOOTBALL NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP with his own eyes.
We've got everything I eat
'specially greasy fries