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  • SPORTS MOMENT: Seeing the successes that my former football players have in life after football.
  • NFL TEAM: Pittsburgh Steelers
  • NHL TEAM: Pittsburgh Penguins
  • NBA TEAM: Pittsburgh Penguins
  • MLB TEAM: Pittsburgh Pirates and Cleveland Indians
  • SOCCER TEAM: USA/Italy/Columbus Crew

Recent Activity

Comment 22 Mar 2015

Quite honestly, Logan Stieber and Jesse Owens are the dot on the I and the period at the end of Script Ohio. Doesn't matter which is which. Think about that for a second.....or forever.

Comment 21 Mar 2015

Mission accomplished, again. Now they get to deliver ANOTHER National Championship ring to KK's parents. I can't even begin to imagine how proud and honored both sets of his teammates must feel to have been able to deliver these two gifts to his family.

Comment 21 Mar 2015

Good luck!! Someday, you should run from Athens (OH) to Sparta (OH) just because...well, just because that would be badass, and you would actually survive, unlike the rest of us. And because, eff the Persian Army.

Comment 17 Mar 2015

Is Kappa Delta Rho even a national fraternity? I've never heard of them before, and I went to both Ohio Wesleyan and Kent State. They must be one of those fringe, small number of chapters type of organizations. Fucking creeps, at any rate. In addition to the victims, I feel sorry for KDP's at other schools that don't act like this. They will be lumped in with these PSU chapter shitbirds by name.

Comment 16 Mar 2015

That's EXACTLY the combination that works. A splash of the hot sauce is good too. I wish Gold Star was up here in Central OH. 

Comment 14 Mar 2015

The truly chilling part about this vid is that they all say "We'll get them next year." But you can easily tell that inside of all of them, they are absolutely terrified of us and don't ever want to see the Scarlet and Gray ever again. I don't blame them, as they don't have the "institutional grizzled warrior" mentality/set of collective cultural memory/experience/history that we do. It takes a true historical Leviathan to shake off a psychological and physical beating of that proportion.

Comment 10 Mar 2015

Give this man a standing ovation, folks. He is what it means to be a Buckeye.

Comment 07 Mar 2015

"Operation Unicorn" is code for "Winning a Championship at Michigan." It was inspired by Jay's My Little Pony collection.  

Comment 07 Mar 2015

He should call Jay Paterno. I bet they still have some of JoePa's bronzed diapers somewhere over there.

Comment 07 Mar 2015

She's paying homage to Warren Sapp's sweaty ass crack.