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Member since 01 September 2013 | Blog


  • SPORTS MOMENT: Seeing the successes that my former football players have in life after football.
  • NFL TEAM: Pittsburgh Steelers
  • NHL TEAM: Pittsburgh Penguins
  • NBA TEAM: Cleveland Cavaliers
  • MLB TEAM: Pittsburgh Pirates and Cleveland Indians
  • SOCCER TEAM: USA/Italy/Columbus Crew

Recent Activity

Comment 10 hours ago

LOL. "Rules." You do know we're talking about the most dishonest and corrupt organization in the entire history of North American sports? (That includes the 1919 Black Sox bc that scandal was just 9 individual players, NOBODY from management and/or Admin involved and they never cheated again afterwards.) I guarantee you that New England will cheat. Tom will get whatever film they deem necessary, by hook AND by crook.

Comment 21 Jul 2016

Whaaaaaat? No effing way do you get to drink with zoo animals! I've only got like, two things to say about that. The first is that I am totally frigging jealous of you right now, so don't rub it in and then the other is that some of my best drinking buddies have been animals. Well, three things: except for wolverines. If they have any of those dudes at the zoo, you're gonna want to not party with them. They're generally smarmy, condescending assholes, the lot of them.

Comment 21 Jul 2016

I thought about it for a minute and then wondered what it must have been like to be a Michigan fan or a player, sitting there going "Okay, we fuckin got it!!! Hell yeah, easy FG and were playing for the National Championship!!" when you're inside the 5 and down 3 late.

OSU stops you on 1st down and you're not fazed. OSU stops you on 2nd down and you're still not worried. OSU stops you on 3rd down and you're fine bc you're going to at least tie it and all is golden with a tie. Aaaaaaand then it's fourth down....and you're thinking, in terror: "OH MY GOD, BO, JUST KICK THE DAMN FG AND WE'RE IN THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME" as he sends his OFFENSE back out to the field. Now you're practically in a hallucinogenic, pre-diarrheic, clammy, cold panic as the ball is snapped, an unwillingly tethered soul to the success of this one play.........

And then the disbelief and horror and rage and self-loathing and wretched animosity and naked, frustrated failure all boil to a head in one climactic instant as you realize what you've just witnessed.

Pure Michigan.

Comment 21 Jul 2016

LOL!! Schembechler's ego ended up costing Michigan a Rose Bowl trip, an undisputed Big Ten Title and a shot at the Natty. Anyone else gather that? If he just takes the tie vs OSU, we're 8-1-1 and 6-1-1 in the Big Ten. That would have put them at 10-0-1 and 7-0-1 in conference. All they had to do was kick an extra point sized FG, and they're undefeated and headed to the Rose for a showdown w undefeated USC for the Belt. Instead, they gambled when they had us for no reason other than vanity. Just put your nutsack back in your pants, kick the damn FG, take the tie and the title and head out west to play for the whole damn thing on New Years Day. What a glorious asshole move, Bo.

HOW IN THE HELL IS THIS NOT ON mgofail.com????

Comment 17 Jul 2016

Hey, it was hot and humid out all day! He was just rehydrating while we all sat in our air conditioned houses, so we wouldn't understand his situation.