Slow AND has the clap?
Sadly, so was Ghostbusters II and if they would have made one called "Color Me Khaki: The Jim Harbaugh Story," at least they would have had one of the most dangerous and terrifying villains of all time in it, complete with a bitterly disappointing ending.
I read the headline and assumed they were joining the Big 10 in Lacrosse.
They got me too. I actually read all the way down before scrolling to the comments, only I was repeatedly yelling "Oh hell, fuck no you didn't" while I was reading.
Whoa, now. JoePa is dead. There's no way he could have covered this up, too. (Although, I'm sure he would have totally shit himself if he was alive.)
Michigan vs Tennessee and the winner ekes out 8-9 wins? Yes, please. Someone loses at "life" in this one. Don't care who. Doesn't matter.
If I had a baby that ugly, I'd put it to sleep on it's stomach. Every. Damn. Night.
I know, right? I'm like "no team in the Big 10 is on sanctions now, so how in the holy hell is 7-5 or 8-4 going to win the Big 10, let alone the east division???"
Maybe it's just me, but I find it amusing and funny when you confuse a dog. They actually get an intently quizzical look of consternation on their faces as you can see them trying to process.
You only drink domestic? What's wrong with you, you alcohol xenophobe?
I tried that once. Probably shouldn't have also worn the Jesus Sandals and Bermuda shorts, though
Shit, bro. Gerbil Peepers straight drank you under the table the last Saturday in November the last two years running now.
Humanity will forever owe a deep debt of gratitude to Charles Martel for violently and brutally staving off Eternal Darkness at Tours so many centuries ago.
For the love of God, someone with skills PLEASE photoshop her face on her brother's head in that gif of 85 Yards Through the Heart of the South.
Oh, you're talking about in-season. Damn, I was thinking of their offseason plan of "climb a tree in the yard and stay there until they let you come in for dinner and a sleepover."
Ok, but it's gonna be a while before I get a round to it.
I really hope the game is at St. John Arena.
Exactly. This is an SEC school we're talking about here. There is absolutely no fucking way that they will be held accountable for their actions.
This is making me hungry.
I don't think this is a photo. I feel like it's a drawing of a photo or two photos shopped together. I'm pretty damn sure Urban Meyer isn't standing at midfield for the handshake after the UM vs PSU game in Beaver Stadium. It's almost like there is somewhere else he should be at that moment....
I am amazed by that link. Amazed and speechless.