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HandsOfSweed


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  • SPORTS MOMENT: Seeing the successes that my former football players have in life after football.
  • COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYER: Ohio State
  • COLLEGE BASKETBALL PLAYER: Kent State
  • NFL TEAM: Pittsburgh Steelers
  • NHL TEAM: Pittsburgh Penguins
  • NBA TEAM: Pittsburgh Penguins
  • MLB TEAM: Pittsburgh Pirates and Cleveland Indians
  • SOCCER TEAM: USA/Italy/Columbus Crew

Recent Activity

Comment 14 Dec 2014

True. But who in the hell won 7 National Titles between 1983 and 2006? (Um, besides Mount Union, that is.)

Comment 13 Dec 2014

Right on. It pisses me off to no end when Miami fans completely ignore the video that shows the ref trying to pull the flag out of his pocket/belt and missing it as the blatant interference was being committed. And then when he doesn't throw it "on time" bc he very clearly couldn't get the GD flag out of his pocket immediately, they think it's a fix bc he was late throwing the flag by 2 seconds. Eff them, indeed. Crying and lying ass bitches.

Comment 13 Dec 2014

Oh yeah. The funniest part was when we buried their dismembered corpse in a series of holes somewhere in the Arizona desert way back in 2003. The "Death Penalty" was imposed on them far earlier than anyone could have dreamed.

Comment 13 Dec 2014

Hey, I'm all for ripping Saban, but you do understand that Saban absolutely, positively DOES NOT hold the deed to the house that Bama paid for, right? Think of it like a church parsonage. The church owns the house that all their pastors will live in during the time that each serves the said church.

Comment 29 Nov 2014

Hey Frank Clark and Taylor Lewan: THIS is what it's supposed to mean to be a "Michigan Man." Devin would have made a damn fine Buckeye had that been his chosen path. Much respect.

Comment 28 Nov 2014

Completely remove human stinking thinking in favor of mathematical algorithms that weigh first and second-level points according to size divisions and W-L records of opponents and opponents' opponents. (How about THAT sentence for redundancy that kinda makes sense?) This would completely end the practice of playing 1-AA schools bc no matter how bad you beat them, you get less points for beating YSU than Kent State. Speaking of, margin of victory and GAME CONTOL (does anyone else want to sing this in the tune of "Pussy Control" by Prince??) would not even exist in the Harbin System.

Comment 28 Nov 2014

Eliminating bias is possible. If they were to adopt the Harbin Computer point model the OHSAA uses to field the playoffs here in OH, there would be no problems and nobody would have even the slightest shred of a reason to complain. Except SEC fans, They would find a way to argue with mathematics in favor of witchcraft and lies.

Comment 27 Nov 2014

It was freaking weird. But we had been in a serious funk vs them in 1992 when it happened. It beat the shit out of another loss at the time, though.

Comment 27 Nov 2014

I know, right? It's almost like we have a coach that won a National Title by using a very dangerous two-headed serpent at QB. I just wish Urban Meyer was our head coach. He'd know what to do.

Comment 26 Nov 2014

Hey! The SEC headquarter office building was remodeled! Anyone know which one is Mike Slive's office? I've got a bag of dogsghit and a lighter on it.

Comment 26 Nov 2014

Yeah. I hit save right before I had a vision of an 11w article about our jackass "fans" that heckle teenage recruits on social media sites. But physically or criminally? I just doubt that particular portion on either side of Toledo. 

Comment 26 Nov 2014

Great! But, uh, all I got from that was "Don't fuck with Santa Claus."

Comment 26 Nov 2014

I can't see either of us doing that kind of shit to each other. We have a REAL rivalry that actually means something and when one fan base loses The Game, they/we take it like grown-ass men, and not like bitches that poison wildlife because they aren't man enough to take an ass-whipping standing up.*

*Now watch someone post a link to an article illustrating someone in our rivalry doing something psychotic to the other side.

Comment 26 Nov 2014

Does the GOT theme song that our band plays sound anything remotely like The Godfather theme? Because I could swear I hear our band play The Godfather theme at least once a game.