Oh, clam up with your bad puns already, will ya?
Here's my abbreviated response:
Forget the cup holder. WHICH ARMREST IS MINE???
How about those little donuts near the entrance on the right side if you're walking out? They remind me of Lerch's donuts in Wooster. Just BBQ and donuts all damn day.
Vinegar is for salad and fair fries, not meat.
Exactly. I can't effing wait for the State Fair to open.
And here I sit, all broken hearted......
I'm not gonna lie, I love a good smoked brisket. I don't even NEED any sauce with it. What do you guys think?
Ugh. Thanks for the mental/visual aids, fatpants.
Now THIS is a scenario where rooting for ND wouldn't just be justified, it would be FUN. My God in Heaven, please make this happen, just so I can hear SEC fans try and argue that 11-2 is better than 12-0.
Wonder if he's related to Mr. Poop Chute up there in Michigan, shitting on playground slides and whatnot.
I'm pretty GD sure that if I said "It's not my fault, she came on to me, she kissed me" to my GF, I'd be in the same death cycle as if I went out there looking to cheat on her. At any rate, he SHOULD have told MSU's staff for sure.
Yep, but that 59-0 was only the final piece to THIS puzzle, which is the REAL reason why we got in over Baylor/TCU:
OSU had more wins, a better record, a significantly stronger SOS, a conference title outright, more wins vs winning teams, more wins vs winning teams on road/neutral, more wins vs ranked teams, more wins vs ranked teams on road/neutral, more wins vs bowl teams and more wins vs bowl teams on road/neutral.
Go ahead and copy/past this whenever you want to beat some stupid ass fool into silent submission.
No way is that fake. The only thing Al Bundy fakes at the Nudie Bar are the bills with fishing line taped to them.
There's no weigh that you wayed that comment properly before before posting it.
West Virginia has got to be too low on that list. There's just no way in hell those bootlegging mountain folk are gonna put up with this indignity. Couches will die as a result.
+ Andy Katzenmoyer to you, good sir!
Fair enough. Full Choke 12 Gauge it is then. After all, we're going turkey hunting in Virginia soon.
That's easy. Jabril Peppers. He's better than Vonn Bell, right?
I keep watching this and cringing. Wrong side of the ejection port, bud. That shit is gonna hurt when it burns.
Not that this matters, but I'm a HS SPED teacher and I haven't missed a day of school...ever. I started in 2001 and I'm sitting on 2,591 consecutive days. Ripken is going down THIS SCHOOL YEAR.
You forgot me. Sad face.
Forgot me again.
Right. If we were to lose a certain slob that has already had a position switch that anchors the entire line and is looked at as a low to mid first rounder, with long dirty-blonde-ish hair, we could be in serious trouble. (Yeah, no way in hell am I actually saying the guy's name in this context!)