Gary Buttpeppers for September Heisman!
Man, I hate it when you just need a really well-built and dependable hoe, and all you can find are shovels and rakes.
LOL. "Rules." You do know we're talking about the most dishonest and corrupt organization in the entire history of North American sports? (That includes the 1919 Black Sox bc that scandal was just 9 individual players, NOBODY from management and/or Admin involved and they never cheated again afterwards.) I guarantee you that New England will cheat. Tom will get whatever film they deem necessary, by hook AND by crook.
After reading this, I have a feeling that Peppers is going to be cast in the safety help role that #9 was playing.
1976. At Penn State. When Joe Pa first knew about Sandusky and did nothing about it. It's pure serendipity that Woody didn't shake his hand after the game. Forty years later, it was impossible to read this recap without that grotesque, chilling spectre hanging thick in the air above our heads.
No way we beat Michigan, either. You know, because they have it better than us and they are apparently coached by The Lord and Savior, Jim Christbaugh.
That's a really solid theory. It probably explains EXACTLY why they have struggled on the field in the Big Ten.
If KSU is looking for a Savior, there's a real possibility that Jim Harbaugh will be available shortly.
So were the Boren Boys, but you're probably right. But, if you're wrong.........
That "Pimpin' Ain't Easy" fur coat he's got? Iconic swag. Literally.
Man, I'm 40 and I still get weirded out by the SIGHT of a wire clothes hanger because of this movie.
Not if Tate keeps rubbing his nutsack on Danny's drum set.
So have the Minnesota North Stars, Houston Oilers, Los Angeles Raiders, Hartford Whalers, Vancouver Grizzlies and Quebec Nordiques.
His last name reminds me of TV reporter Miranda De La Cruz De La Hoya Cardinal on Married w Children.
You're stunned, eh? I gotta say, I'm not the least bit concerned.
That's always a bonus. Plus, it's probably a little more of high-class event than our PBR and moonshine shindigs out back with the dogs and some cats, birds and bats and a few raccoons and squirrels.
This thread is just awesome. I've laughed like 10 times already.
Whaaaaaat? No effing way do you get to drink with zoo animals! I've only got like, two things to say about that. The first is that I am totally frigging jealous of you right now, so don't rub it in and then the other is that some of my best drinking buddies have been animals. Well, three things: except for wolverines. If they have any of those dudes at the zoo, you're gonna want to not party with them. They're generally smarmy, condescending assholes, the lot of them.
I thought about it for a minute and then wondered what it must have been like to be a Michigan fan or a player, sitting there going "Okay, we fuckin got it!!! Hell yeah, easy FG and were playing for the National Championship!!" when you're inside the 5 and down 3 late.
OSU stops you on 1st down and you're not fazed. OSU stops you on 2nd down and you're still not worried. OSU stops you on 3rd down and you're fine bc you're going to at least tie it and all is golden with a tie. Aaaaaaand then it's fourth down....and you're thinking, in terror: "OH MY GOD, BO, JUST KICK THE DAMN FG AND WE'RE IN THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME" as he sends his OFFENSE back out to the field. Now you're practically in a hallucinogenic, pre-diarrheic, clammy, cold panic as the ball is snapped, an unwillingly tethered soul to the success of this one play.........
And then the disbelief and horror and rage and self-loathing and wretched animosity and naked, frustrated failure all boil to a head in one climactic instant as you realize what you've just witnessed.
No dice, then. I didn't get there until 1987, when I was in 7th grade.
LOL!! Schembechler's ego ended up costing Michigan a Rose Bowl trip, an undisputed Big Ten Title and a shot at the Natty. Anyone else gather that? If he just takes the tie vs OSU, we're 8-1-1 and 6-1-1 in the Big Ten. That would have put them at 10-0-1 and 7-0-1 in conference. All they had to do was kick an extra point sized FG, and they're undefeated and headed to the Rose for a showdown w undefeated USC for the Belt. Instead, they gambled when they had us for no reason other than vanity. Just put your nutsack back in your pants, kick the damn FG, take the tie and the title and head out west to play for the whole damn thing on New Years Day. What a glorious asshole move, Bo.
HOW IN THE HELL IS THIS NOT ON mgofail.com????
Wait. Holy shit. Middleton coached and taught at OHS when I was in middle school there also. Did you play football? If so, we were teammates at some point, probably in HS under Terwilliger.
"But the question remains: 'Is it a below-average human being, or a brilliant beast?'"
That's chicken shit INSIDE of chicken shit. A veritable Chicken Shit Cordon-Bleu.
Hey, it was hot and humid out all day! He was just rehydrating while we all sat in our air conditioned houses, so we wouldn't understand his situation.