Ugh. There it is. THAT'S the worst season I can recall. We got pumped by Indiana, I think. Like 38-7 or some shit like that.
No "yikes" at all on my end, but then I am a professional and maintain appropriate conduct at ALL times with my students. The line is not gray. It's very black and it is NEVER, EVER crossed. Breathe easy, my good man.
This was great! I'm a HS SPED teacher/ football coach as well. A couple of weeks ago, we were working through an equation and we were all pumped up and arguing about how it should be solved. They were really close to it, but needed me, so I finished it correctly on the white board, turned around, hit a dab, dropped the dry-erase marker like a mic and walked to my desk to sit down. They laughed and goofed on me, but they know I love them, so they love me back.*
*I'm on my prep period as I type this.
Did it say that Hansard attends the Hun School? Well, hell yeah, then! Having a Hun on the DL can't be bad. Now, let's recruit Mongol Prep.
Only one scholly kicker and one scholly punter on the roster concerns me just a little bit, but I'm gonna go ahead and assume Urb has a walk-on at each position that is considerably better than a normal walk-on. I can't believe he would leave himself at risk of an injury at P or K leaving us with a serious problem on special teams. Dude has a history of having aces in all kinds of hidden places.
Hogwash. There are plenty 'o pickles to subsist on in AA.
Now THAT'S how you take an elite-level, left-handed jab at Michigan fans, Master Barfolomew.
That's easy. Michigan. (In your face, cuz.)
And high as a kite. The dude actually said "To be the man, ya gotta beat the man. And Michigan is the man." DA FUQ??? Getting your ass brutally whipped into oblivion in your own yard on national TV by your archrival doesn't make you the man. It makes you a subjugated piece of property.
I wanted to get agitated at this, but then I just laughed and remembered that we just signed Nick Bosa. Even when they think they get one over on us, it's still a wash in the end. Silly wolverweenies. The best they can hope for is to die in their sleep.
Hail to the Victor, Michigan.
Nice. Stevie gets a nod, always.
Could you imagine the horror of having to use the toilet AFTER him???
Did anyone else get lost in the 3d tour? I got drunk downstairs and still can't find my way back out the front door. HELP!!!!
Right. A lot of folks that think they need to add Houston are completely forgetting the major reason for expansion...adding TV revenue to their contract. Houston brings exactly zero extra dollars to the table bc of the Houston-Big 12 TV market already being maxed out. They've already got that covered by UT's gigantic presence. They add Houston, they add no extra eyeballs and no extra $...but have to divide their TV shares by another school. That would be kinda like winning the "group Powerball" and then inviting an extra person into the fold to share your winnings. Why in the hell would anyone want to do that?
No. Lenny Bruce and Bruce Lee are, um, uh, already committed and enrolled elsewhere....permanently. Bruce Springsteen and Jay Bruce are coming in for visits soon, though.
It takes a special kind of poorly educated, inbred mouth-breather to DV this post. (The one by Buckeyeupnorth, that is)
But, Michigan has electrolytes!
So when Ben Victor scores a couple TD's vs Michigan, I smell a new scarlet banner sign in the crowd reading "Hail to the Victor, Michigan."
Soooo, YOUR name is Nutty Littell Pocock, then?
A giant 6 foot 5, 280 pound dude in a robe, wildly waving a wooden stick and chanting nonsense is actually kind of freaking terrifying.
Totally agree. So why don't you hurry up and post two more times so we can send you back to the dugout?
Anyone remember Vincent Gigante and the dementia act he pulled, walking around NYC completely dirty and disheveled in a bathrobe? He held off the FBI for DECADES while still heading up the Genovese with ruthless efficiency. It's gonna have to be time to "football whack" Jimmy "The Skin" Harbaugh soon.
Sure. But since F = M x A, we're just fine down here. You see, our mass is multiple times greater than theirs is and growing at an alarming rate. So is our acceleration.
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Jabril Peepers already working on that resume as we speak.