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Member since 01 September 2013 | Blog

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  • SPORTS MOMENT: Seeing the successes that my former football players have in life after football.
  • NFL TEAM: Pittsburgh Steelers
  • NHL TEAM: Pittsburgh Penguins
  • NBA TEAM: Cleveland Cavaliers
  • MLB TEAM: Pittsburgh Pirates and Cleveland Indians
  • SOCCER TEAM: USA/Italy/Columbus Crew

Recent Activity

Comment 22 hours ago

How about those little donuts near the entrance on the right side if you're walking out? They remind me of Lerch's donuts in Wooster. Just BBQ and donuts all damn day.

Comment 23 hours ago

I'm not gonna lie, I love a good smoked brisket. I don't even NEED any sauce with it. What do you guys think?

Comment 28 Jul 2015

Ugh. Thanks for the mental/visual aids, fatpants.

Comment 28 Jul 2015

Now THIS is a scenario where rooting for ND wouldn't just be justified, it would be FUN. My God in Heaven, please make this happen, just so I can hear SEC fans try and argue that 11-2 is better than 12-0.

Comment 27 Jul 2015

Wonder if he's related to Mr. Poop Chute up there in Michigan, shitting on playground slides and whatnot.

Comment 27 Jul 2015

Yep, but that 59-0 was only the final piece to THIS puzzle, which is the REAL reason why we got in over Baylor/TCU:

OSU had more wins, a better record, a significantly stronger SOS, a conference title outright, more wins vs winning teams, more wins vs winning teams on road/neutral, more wins vs ranked teams, more wins vs ranked teams on road/neutral, more wins vs bowl teams and more wins vs bowl teams on road/neutral.

Go ahead and copy/past this whenever you want to beat some stupid ass fool into silent submission.

Comment 25 Jul 2015

West Virginia has got to be too low on that list. There's just no way in hell those bootlegging mountain folk are gonna put up with this indignity. Couches will die as a result.

Comment 24 Jul 2015

Fair enough. Full Choke 12 Gauge it is then. After all, we're going turkey hunting in Virginia soon.

Comment 23 Jul 2015

Not that this matters, but I'm a HS SPED teacher and I haven't missed a day of school...ever. I started in 2001 and I'm sitting on 2,591 consecutive days. Ripken is going down THIS SCHOOL YEAR.

Comment 23 Jul 2015

Right. If we were to lose a certain slob that has already had a position switch that anchors the entire line and is looked at as a low to mid first rounder, with long dirty-blonde-ish hair, we could be in serious trouble. (Yeah, no way in hell am I actually saying the guy's name in this context!)